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I dunno man, I've been looking for her for weeks. I tried to call her and someone with one of those voice modulators answered and said "She's been taken on tour with U2, Good luck finding her." Or I might've fallen asleep watching "Taken".

 

What's up with clothes for dogs?

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Maybe because when God made giraffes, he was thinking about beer bottles at the time?

 

The reboot of the tv show Charmed looks absolutely horrible compared to the original series for countless reasons, right?

 

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17 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Think of it as the bird species

I'll take your word for it. I'm too scared to look that up.

...Wait, it's a bird species?!?!

Because reboots done for money rather than passion will almost always suck. Or at least, when compared to their predecessor.

If you roasted a chicken directly with electricity, what would it taste like?

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Like electric chicken. Filled with Chicken-tricity!
Coming soon to every KFC near you.

Ask me if I'm proud of that pun. The answer is yes. Even though I know it's horrible.

Why does the elephant not wear red socks?

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He met too many spotters.
I'm not sorry...

2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

A few of these actually have nests in the trees outside my apartment. They're really cute birds. One of them even got lost in my room and I had to help him get back out.

Why are insults called "roasts" when no one actually gets thrown into any fires?

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7 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Huh, neat. My chances of mentioning them without snickering from others or losing my dignity are low, but hey! I learned something new.

7 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

Why are insults called "roasts" when no one actually gets thrown into any fires?

Because it's a synonym of "burned."

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Hey, bom, bom bom. Got any grapes?

No, life gave us lemons instead, so we made lemonade.

How does gun twirling break every gun safety law?

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Yes, when I was like 13. I can(could) do the gba cavalier and paladin ones, cause they only go around once. I'm pretty sure the gba Pegasus knight one is physically impossible tough. 

 

Where can I get a new heel for my shoe?

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I dunno, why do you need a villain for your shoe?

 

Why is it in a movie (Pulp Fiction) that otherwise has great acting, Uma Thurman was for some reason chosen when, IMO, her only redeeming quality is that she’s attractive?

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I've never seen that(or any of her movies) so I wouldn't really know whether or not Uma Thurman is a good actor. But I think your question answers itself.

 

Frankfurter... is that a thing?

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Because personified countries are interesting, so logic dictates personified countries as shapes would be too.

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Yes I used an image.

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