indigoasis Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 If corn can get it's own inappropriate website, I'm pretty sure cats can get their own internet. Their purrs are their way of transmitting data to other cats worldwide. How many questions have been asked so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) At 25 posts per page and 161 pages, +1 to the above and to mine, that would bring an estimated total of 4,027 questions. No I'm not going to count them all. Has anyone ever attempted to count all of their hair? Edited January 7, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Maybe a person going bald would, since they would have less hair to count. Why do men shave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Cause beards are itchy. Why did I have a dream that the cast of Three Houses were hairdressers and Claude was the token Sassy Gay Friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 That's exactly what they look like. How well would a tall and skinny male do in the modeling business? I'm, uh... asking for a friend. Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Well, I guess? If you could sacrifice yourself to resolve a conflict like Emmeryn did, would you? I definitely would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Heck no! I would have Robin plan for war and punish Plegia. If you were Cordelia, would you have the courage to make a move on Chrom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 If it fails, I can just say it was a joke. Why do I hate my aunt's nickname for me? (It's Emma Lemma, my name isn't even Emma, it's similar to Emma, but it's not Emma) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 Same reason there's a dance named after me when I was two. When I was two my nickname was "Nae Nae" How would a robot wear pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 One leg at a time. Unless he's quad-legged, runs on tank tracks, or is reverse-jointed. Why did Kool-Aid end up getting a bad rap when it was clear that a cheap knock-off of it was what the Peoples' Temple folks laced with cyanide on that mass suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 People are ignorant. Why are people ignorant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Because people are ignorant. Why is acid called acid when it just looks like a sheet of paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 It's made to look like a sheet of paper (it's really a film, but you really don't want to get into etymological nitty-gritty, do you?). Why in the world did I use "etymological nitty-gritty" in the answer above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Because you're smart. Why does life hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Because life is a masochist. Is this loss? Edited January 8, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 No. This is: I Ii II L Either that, or you can check out my life. Why don't love, life, and death discriminate between the sinners and the saints, and just take and take and take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 They are capricious that way, so there's no good reason to bother. Why do some air-conditioning units have two guys' names on them (Norm and Max)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I don't know, but we really need aircon here. It's too hot at times. Why do I keep hallucinating messages from a certain someone when I close my eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 You've been tripping on some strange substance. Any chance I can score some of that substance? (nope that ain't my question lol) Why do I feel like giving the schedulers in the office a good roundhouse kick to the face atm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Karimlan said: You've been tripping on some strange substance. Any chance I can score some of that substance? (nope that ain't my question lol) First, I don't. Second, the cops would shoot me if I did lol 4 minutes ago, Karimlan said: Why do I feel like giving the schedulers in the office a good roundhouse kick to the face atm? Because work sucks. Why does school ironically feel like the safest place to me at the moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Because you aren't attending an American school. How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down, like London, London, London wanna go down like London, London, London be going down like, how come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down, like London, London, London wanna go down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Because Brexit? Why am I still a bit distraught right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 Because monkeys are playing your video games. Where did the monkeys come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Ebola. Wait, it's the other way around. Is Ebola an STD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Yes. A mosquito blew my hotdog and then my sheep got Ebola. Are bestiality jokes funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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