Dragoncat Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) Because you like that musical and you started associating it with your own life. Did Cloud's parents name him that because it was really cloudy outside when he was born? Edited January 13, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 They probably had their heads in the clouds. Was there fair weather outside when Zack Fair was born? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Yes, and Tifa Lockhart was born in a maternity ward with a heart shaped lock on the door. Serious answer: I don't think last names really count because the parents only choose the first name. Why did Pringles stop making the cheese ones with artificial flavoring? They actually tasted better before they switched to natural flavoring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Less tasty junk food makes people feel less guilty for eating them. Why do popping pimples feel so satisfying? 26 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Serious answer: I don't think last names really count because the parents only choose the first name. Maybe I am different, but I would also choose the last name for my children to be Ray, my first name. I do not give two shits about passing my family name, since I want to be the one my descendents remember, not some random ancestor I have no clue about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) It's the first step to beautifying yourself. Just don't let people seeing you bleed out unless they want to. If I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely? Edited January 14, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, XRay said: Why do popping pimples feel so satisfying? Because pimples aren't supposed to be there. 2 minutes ago, XRay said: Maybe I am different, but I would also choose the last name for my children to be Ray, my first name. I do not give two shits about passing my family name, since I want to be the one my descendents remember, not some random ancestor I have no clue about. It's a common name though, so this would be kind of pointless and not work that well. Side note: You share a name with one of my Xenoblade fankids. 3 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: If I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely? I asked this same question in this topic lol. Where did "I don't give a rat's ass" come from? Was it ever a good thing to be given a rat's ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 No, unless you're a quest giver for an RPG. See the trope "Twenty Bear Asses". Why am I so happy today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Something good to you happened. What do cats like to lick their buttholes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) I don't know, haven't seen my cat lick his. Why is Lucian (Melia's son) the best character out of all of Dragoncat's Xenoblade fankids? Edited January 14, 2019 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Only I can answer this. Because he's the only royal boi and now he's strutting around like he owns the place thanks a lot. Although he kinda does anyway. When will the US government shutdown end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 When the Democrats decide to stop playing politics. Translation: It won't. What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Depending on who you ask, you may get three answers: Kanalineophobia (fear of a row of blades); Phobia-de-chainsaws; common sense. Why is it common to drink the same beer you use in the batter for deep frying fish/meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 You want symmetry in your drink and food to create a delicious harmony in your mouth. Is there a meme featuring Camilla/Loki/Anna/etc. with Kelis' Milkshake video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Probably. Why do I have an obsession with milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Because it tastes good and it's good for you. How did Sacred Stones get E rated despite having implied necrophilia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 15, 2019 Author Share Posted January 15, 2019 Same reason OoT got away with the gerudos using hylian males as breeding stock with an E rating. ESRB logic. Why were the ritos in WW humanoid birds, but in BotW they're actual birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Because between games Xenoblade invented the Entia so they didn't want to be accused of copying. Do female Entia produce milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Seeing as they're humanoid in the same way as the homs, I would assume they could. If Batman's parents died, how was he born? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) They died after he was born. Like, a few years after, when Batman's still a kid. Why is the giant sea monster from Aquaman voiced by Julie Andrews? Oops spoilers. Edited January 15, 2019 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 15, 2019 Author Share Posted January 15, 2019 Is it a female sea monster? Females need female voice actors. Generally speaking. 1 hour ago, Purple Mage said: Do female Entia produce milk? Â 1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Seeing as they're humanoid in the same way as the homs, I would assume they could. They don't lay eggs. They're more humanoid than bird but I do headcanon them with bird behaviors...like fluff fluff strut as courtship. Spoiler Question is, when they're telethia, would they still breed in the same way? Probably not, they'd probably breed like reptiles. If they were transformed long enough. What if the Legend of Zelda games were instead Legend of Zane and featured a heroine named Linkle on a quest to save prince Zane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 There would be a lot more waifu merchandise. What if humans found a way to be immortal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Then I'd have more time to do things. Why is school so damn inefficient? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Like Morpheus, it only shows you the door. Have you ever sneezed while taking a piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Possibly, I dunno, my memory sucks. Why am I scared of an FE character that out-boobs Loki? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 15, 2019 Author Share Posted January 15, 2019 Because Camilla is a creepy thot. Would it be possible for FE characters to have pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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