XRay Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) From a boy's perspective, girls are mysterious and have long hair, so they might hide cooties in their hair. From a girl's perspective, boys are kind of gross, so it does not take a big leap in logic to conclude that boys have cooties. When I was young, I remember wiping snot on to my sleeve, getting covered in mud playing outdoors, sniffing my own farts (which I still do as an adult), etc. If everyone do not have to work anymore, what would humanity do? Edited February 2, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Sit on their asses all day and play video games. Why do I get the feeling Rinea won't get in Heroes this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 According to the laws of physics, there is can only be one waifu on fire per videogame. Will Heroes have further sales decline this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 I don't know how to count sales of phone games. What would happen if Batman was bitten by a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: I don't know how to count sales of phone games. What would happen if Batman was bitten by a vampire? This series https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_%26_Dracula_trilogy What if I forgot to ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The next poster will notify you. Why did I just make a spell animation (and matching icon) for Tri Attack, complete with elemental sound effects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 There evidently are Pokémon in this game. Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 So I can answer the same poster's question twice in a row. Are Mario and Luigi Princess Peach's Christmas Knights? If so is Toadsworth her Jagen or Malledeus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 This is all assuming that Princess Peach is Marth. Toadsworth doesn't really fight at all, he's mostly just a royal advisor. So probably Malledus. Can the text get any smaller than this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 This is the smallest I can get it. If a cow laughed, would milk shoot out of its nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Only if it drank milk right before. Cow milk and goat milk are not too difficult to purchase, but where can I get cat milk or dog milk? Edited February 4, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 If by that you mean milk that is easy for dogs and cats to digest, there are several pet shops like Petco. If you mean milk that dogs and cats produce, I'm sure there might be a darkweb site out there somewhere that sells it right next to the cockroach and rat milk. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 To keep the robbers out. What can Intelligent Systems do to not make themselves look like Wario (who they make games of, ironically)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Shave their mustaches and lose some weight. Why is there more controversy about Maroon 5's shirtlessness during the Super Bowl halftime show than there is about them not performing Sweet Victory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 People like Sicko Mode. How can I prove to my history teacher whether or not the NFL is just theatre, like pro wrestling (because he thinks that)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Idk. Why did this piece of official artwork of Innes make me die of laughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Because it looks like Innes is trying to get hit by laser beams so that the shooters can fee l better about themselves in terms of their accuracy. Why did I post in the wrong thread? Edited February 4, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 It is easy to get an idea of how to respond in a forum game, and get so excited that you accidentally click on the wrong topic. Why are both of my chemistry teachers from India? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Evidently there are more chemistry experts in India. Not surprising. Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 It's the mime that's silent, not you, so yes, you'll need a silencer. If it was the mime using the gun, they wouldn't need one. What's the fastest way to memorize a script? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Turn it into a song and sing it all day. Why did my cat knock a pencil and my water bottle off the table then lay on my jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Because Cheeto is a bad boy. Why did Dragoncat name her cat after food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 He was named when I got him! He's orange like a cheeto! Why did it snow last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 The polar vortex finally hit your area. It just stopped snowing and is now starting to rain (a lot) in my area. Why does Dumas dragon form have a beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Because he's a bearded dragon. Why does sparkling water taste like when your leg falls asleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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