Espurrhoodie Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 The thesaurus is for finding synonyms, not a dinosaur. Why does Chrom look dead inside in Smash Ultimate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because his daughter should be a baby, yet she's the same age as Shulk, and Shulk's baby twins visit sometimes and they remind Chrom of the messed up timeline that confuses him. Before Shulk became a father Chrom worried that Lucina was getting too close to him...even though Shulk made it clear his heart belonged to his childhood friend back home and Master Hand forbade cross world crossbreeding/romances. Why was the person who discovered cheese so keen on eating stinky solidified milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because God was wearing EarPods and couldn't hear the sounds of the cheese's imminent creation. How can snow be a dry wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because it's technically a solid. Why do Sigurd and Deirdre like eachother so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because opposites attract, and Sigurd is one of the most useful gen I units, if not the most useful, while Deidre is awful because no availability, low bases and bad movement in a game that's horse emblem incaranate. Why is it so hard to parody clickbait without actually writing clickbait by accident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because clickbait. Why is Scrooge McDuck so damn badass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 It’s the cane, man! The cane! Yeet or not to yeet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I CHOOSE TO YEET! Why do I get the feeling that Claude from TH is going to be a Cassanova/Chilvarous Pervert type of character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 The same reason why Dragoncat thinks he's gonna be the sassy gay friend. Why am I kinda pissed now that I realize a former friend of mine is an SJW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 It's a natural reaction, I'd feel the same way, too. Why do I get the feeling that the new Pokemon region (Galar region) is based on either Germany or Austria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Because you didn't put the U.K. into the list of possibilities. If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Yes because we want to evade the possibility that if a fork were made of warios it would be warioware. If I stitch a cap only the back of my collar, would it become a hood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share Posted February 27, 2019 Probably. Why do cats like to climb Christmas trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 They are energetic little creatures. How can you tell you are about to be struck by lightning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Look up. How do you drift in a minivan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Drive horribly. How do you breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Plot twist: you don't Does anyone else like sweets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 There's a lot of people in the world, it's possible somebody else likes them. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Same reason why you aren't considered a vegetable, given that if you eat chocolate the chocolate becomes part of you. What isn't life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Stuff that is not alive. How do you spell "I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 F. Was the person who invented spaghettios aiming for a different letter so they said "Uh oh, spaghettios"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Yes. Is it stereotypical for my Tae Kwon Do teacher's favorite movie to be Karate Kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Not really because: Tae Kwon Do Kid when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 When Hollywood hears of the idea and uses it. How did some random person buttdial me AND leave a voicemail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Magic....al asscheeks. Do I type weirdly? Like, in terms of my phrasing and sentence structure. I randomly got self-conscious about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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