Espurrhoodie Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Because it does. Is it fitting that Jugdral, the continent in FE where EVERYTHING can kill you, is similarly shaped like Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Because Corrin blessed it. Ninjas! YES. Why does Leo like tomatoes? Edited March 1, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Because tomatoes make ketchup. Why hasn't anyone tried to combine Walrein, Reyn, and Reinhardt into Walreynhardt yet? Edited March 1, 2019 by Purple Mage Ninjas, I haven't missed you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 Because that combo would be too godly for mortal comprehension. Is 3 am Reyn Time, Time To Tip The Scales, or Time To Even The Odds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 It's Reyn Time! What if Shulk was a Shuckle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Then he'd be a Shulkle. Is it fitting that the Smash Ultimate remix of Edge of Adversity is fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Yeah! Supah Hawt Fiaaaa! Why do people schedule exams so late in the evening? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Becausebyour brain is sluggish in the morning. Which one of these is a "better" concept (both concepts aren't mine, one is from a youtube comment and the other is from a Tumblr post I saw somewhere): A remake of Twilight where everything is exactly the same, except Edward Cullen is played by Kanye West and doesn't have a script or has any idea of what's going on, it's just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time. Or an all male, live-action adaptation of Madoka Magica with Keanu Reeves as Homura, Ryan Gosling as Mami, Steve Buschemi as Kyubey, Samuel L Jackson as Walpurgisnacht, and Terry Crews as either Madoka, Sayaka, or Kyouko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I'd fancy the latter to be a better one, and avoid the former like the plague. When exactly can you have too much cowbell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 When Christopher Walk- I mean, Bruce Dickinson says so, which will be never. If it's possible for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, would it possible for a killer whale to go through a hoop earring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 A killer whale can wear a hoop earring maybe? Why am I almost 30 and still think fart jokes are hilarious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Because you have a slapstick sense of humour. Why are there over 100 flavours of Hi-Chew in Asia but only 6 in the states? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Dumb localization, Hi-Chew is yummy, though. 6 hours ago, Karimlan said: I'd fancy the latter to be a better one, and avoid the former like the plague. TBH, I'd go for both, they sound like glorious disasters in the same way Sharknado and The Room are. How overpowered would a spellbook version of TV Tropes be? (As in, every trope on TV Tropes was a spell you could use) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 powerful enough to end all of existence why does monokuma like to break his own rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Because rules are meant to be broken? Who is Monokuma? Why are blue whales so big when they only eat tiny krill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Because it's what they've evolved to eat. 6 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Because rules are meant to be broken? Who is Monokuma? Monokuma's from a visual novel called Danganronpa, it's also an anime, don't ask me what happens, I've never played it. Did me throwing up over the side of my bed when I was 11 traumatize my dog? Because whenever I sniffle or cough, he acts like it's WW3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Probably. Why do I have imaginary headaches over the fact that OC Emblem's gonna need a major reworking/overhaul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Because you ran out of aspirin What is the mystery behind the enemy's standO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I'm assuming it's the ability to stand up. If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Smack them with a mullet (the fish, not the hair-do) in the face ten times per minute for the sadistic pleasure until they wish they hadn't made the prior wish, then use it to knock off two wishes at once. Because after all, Genies were Djinn, powerful demons that had to grant wishes because they were bound by magic in the Arabian Nights, hence why they tend to be assholes and take poetic license on wishes as a way of getting back in the one way they can at anyone unfortunate enough to not ironclad their wish against "misinterpretation". What colour is the red barrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Red. Why are the people in the comment sections for sites like PornHub nicer than the people in the Youtube comments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Because they know that everything on YouTube sucks. How do we beat Lunatic Conquest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Ignore this. Edited March 2, 2019 by Azure in a Roundabout Double Post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Easy! You don't. Am I a horrible person for liking dark jokes about FE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Oooh! Tell me one of those dark jokes. Shoot me! Why do people always start with C major even though (concert) A major is the standard?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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