Espurrhoodie Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Who's on first base, What's on second base, and I Don't Know's on third. Why does my voice keep cracking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Because you've entered male puberty! Congratulations! Get ready to start liking hardcore stuff like getting drunk and sports (soccer/football, if you're truly among the hardcore crowd)! Oh, and you'll be drinking nothing but beer while sitting on the couch growing fatter and fatter everyday while yelling at your wife, who hasn't divorced your ass yet, for some reason, to get you sandwiches! I hope everyone will get that the sarcasm in this is through the roof. Why do people in anime explode when they get thrown into walls or the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 Because they eat gunpowder with every meal. Why do all anime protagonists have crazy hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Because they have the hippest hair trend started and they're waiting for the rest of the cast to catch up Is it more or less practical to turn the Earth into a moving object as opposed to just building enough space ships to travel the cosmos to find a new place in the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Probably more practical Why do I keep dancing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Because you should be dancing, yeah! Funny thing is, the beat of the song kinda works with the animation in your profile picture... huh. What kind of music would you deem inappropriate for a final battle in a video game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 The boss fight music from Blue Dragon. I'm in a place that says No shirt, No shoes, No service. I'm in a conundrum now because I'm too sexy for my shirt. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Wait until you get home. You can feel yourself then. *Wheeze* Okay, I’m trying to get past these invisible Vallites, but I’m dummy thicc. What do I do before my buttocks gets me caught? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Use Minimize to increase your Evasion by two stages. Would you consider Mikoto and Arete thicc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 Garon likes big butts and he cannot lie though. If I put a tin foil antenna on my wifi modem, will it gain sentience and become a flat earther? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) It's too late to do that. It was already vaccinated by the government and is now autistic. How is Batman going to manage his stealth and maintain his secret identity if he's going to be consistently sparkling throughout his next movie? Edited May 17, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 He'll take lessons on how to lay low while sparkling from Edward Cullen. What time does the 3 o clock parade start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 At 4. In the morning, of course. How many tripods does it take to give a camera 64 legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 22, although you'll have to snap the legs off one of them. Are you not a true engineer until you've had a near-death experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 Only if you engineer giant robots. If you engineer anything safer than no. Can you get arrested for voting for Mickey Mouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 No. CAN I STOP GETTING THESE FUCKING SCAM POP UP ADS!? NO, I DON'T WANT A FREE WALMART GIFT-CARD! I DON'T EVEN GO TO WALMART! I KNOW THOSE FUCKING FACEBOOK COMMENTS SAYING IT'S LEGITIMENT ARE FAKE! SERIOUSLY, GOODLUCKDAY.COM, FUCK! OFF! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING! I'm angry, can't you tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: No. CAN I STOP GETTING THESE FUCKING SCAM POP UP ADS!? NO, I DON'T WANT A FREE WALMART GIFT-CARD! I DON'T EVEN GO TO WALMART! I KNOW THOSE FUCKING FACEBOOK COMMENTS SAYING IT'S LEGITIMENT ARE FAKE! SERIOUSLY, GOODLUCKDAY.COM, FUCK! OFF! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING! I'm angry, can't you tell? OOOOG. Please get your device checked for malware... What if Walhart created Walmart and Black Knight/Zelgius created Burger King in their respective FE continents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Anna is probably going to buy them out. Should I go to the zoo tomorrow to see Taylor Swift (she is a bongo)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) Sure, but you'll probably see people like Tiger Woods, Seal, Cat Deeley, Sparrow Madden, Birdie Silverstein, Cricket Silverstein, Raven Symone, Flea, and Bear Grylls first.That was awful. I apologize... If you ever went to an actual afterlife(Heaven, Nirvana etc.), what would be the first thing you'd say? Edited May 18, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Yay! Why do I love milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 Same reason Kel loves orange soda. Who dropped the screw in the tuna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I did. Would you want your pet to be human sized? I want my cat to be bigger so I can lay my head on her stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Would lions be considered "human-sized?" Anyway, no, because I don't want my cats too see my family as an easy meal when they get hungry. Why does the National Institute of Metaworking Skills (NIMS) put intentionally misleading questions on their tests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) They want to test your critical thinking skills to the test. Is free time really free if you have to work in order to enjoy free time? Edited May 18, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 It is "free" as in "freedom", not "free" as in "it does not cost anything". Why do so many videogames forget that revolvers have an ejector rod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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