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Plagiarizing your dream is easier than trying to think of it.

Am I the only one who enjoys reading the spoilers before I watch a movie?

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Not sure but I don't reeeeee over spoilers as much as most people anyway.

Why is there a video on youtube of Spongebob stepping on the beat to Pyrite Town?

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OH NO YOUR PROFILE PIC GOT EATEN BY THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

Serious answer: Try uploading it again.

Can a prostitute legally sue her client for lying about how good he is in bed?

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Oh thank God it's not just on my end that Purple Mage's avi is seemingly glitching.

Glitching.

Why does my cable keep going out?

 

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Because you have a goblin eating your cable cables.

Did Nintendo get lazy designing divine beast Vah Medoh? Because:

Fish people got an elephant

Rock people got a lizard

Desert people got a camel

Bird people got...a bird...

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Nope, I don't have a driver's license.

Is there something Bad Apple hasn't been ported to?

Ffs, some ported it to Pokemon Mini.

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A house haunted by the ghosts of starved artists.

A man lives in a cabin in the wilderness. He goes outside. He goes north to a river. He crosses the river to its west bank. He goes south. He finds a meadow with yellow flowers. He goes east through the meadow. He shoots a bear. What color is the bear?

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Brown, black, or brown with grey highlights/spots. Where there's flowers, there're no polar bears. So it can only be a brown bear, a black bear or a grizzly. That is, if we leave out pandas, little pandas and any animal that is also called a "bear" but isn't one in the general association with the term "bear".
Solved! *mic drop*

Why does everyone want to f*** logic? It's not even that attractive. Or has any personality for that matter.

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Best answer is, "Why not?"  Besides, logic may not have looks or personality, but it is very crazy in bed which makes up for everything.

My phone says "slide to unlock" whenever I turn it on. I keep sliding it across every surface I can think of, bit it still won't take me to the home screen.  What am I doing wrong?

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Because the two are the same person. Dun Dun DUUUUN!

2 minutes ago, ~ Yuri ~ said:

Is it truly a suicide mission if nobody dies?

No, that's why you have the suicide squad. Not the lame super hero one, though. This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHk2RSMCS8

Can we all agree that across history, nearly every ruler was a d*** in some way, shape or form?

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Joker from Persona meets Joker the Batman villain. What happens next?

They team up and take control of the Nintendo universe

Would my OC really bang his female counterpart?

Yes

Do you think the person in my profile pic needs the goofy bucket on his head? Or is it just for show?

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