Codename Shrimp Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because female Myrmidons are amazing. Why are red headed fictional characters amazing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because Heroes want redheads! Why do I suck at video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) Because you didn't git gud. Why did I have Sylvain Spoiler penetrate Flayn with his Lance of Ruin? Edited August 6, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because you ship it. Three Houses spoiler question below. Spoiler Would you like to see more advanced tech in FE similar to the stuff you see in Shambhala? I certainly would. End of Spoilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Sure! Why not? I'm not sure if this counts as Three Houses spoilers, but it involves one of the confession CGs, so I'll put it in a spoiler: Spoiler Why is Hanneman missing his goatee/beard in his confession CG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Shrimperor said: Why are red headed fictional characters amazing? Because it's Reyn Time. (technically incomplete dominance red + brown meaning he's got red hairs and brown hairs that blend in for the reddish brown but still) @Espurrhoodie Because he shaved to go on his hot date. He also manscaped his pubic hair. I am sorry for that mental image lol. Why are potatoes funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because potatoes. 42 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Because he shaved to go on his hot date. He also manscaped his pubic hair. I am sorry for that mental image lol. Anyone have brain bleach? I didn't need the mental image of old man Hanneman doing that. Can we make brain bleach an actual thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Unfortunately I don't think so. Unless somebody invents an AR machine or neurotransmitter thing but then it wouldn't be brain "bleach". Also if you have to google for pictures of Gary Oldman do not under any circumstances forget the R Why do monkeys throw poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) Because they imitate Humans Why was this thread suddenly filled with FE16 stuff? Edited August 6, 2019 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because it just came out and it's crack. Is Yoda x Jar Jar Binks a crack pairing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Probably. Although followers of the Sith Jar Jar theory could probably see some interesting subtext to that idea. And in case you're wondering, yes. Archive Of Our Own does indeed host such a story. Search at your own discretion. Why do my blankets keep crawling down to the foot of my bed every few months? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Because your breath stinks and they have a foot fetish. Does "Zero-G Dog" sound at all like a good phrase without context? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Sounds like jive. Why does my asshole itch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 Something something poop joke. Why do people leave Discord servers to take a break from them? Can't they just not go on Discord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) Sometimes a person needs external restrains, lacking for self-discipline. I've actually had myself banned for a month or so from SF multiple times because my discipline was weak. Would Nintendo teaming up with Marvel for an F-Zero movie be a good idea? Edited August 7, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 In a Speed Racer 2.0 kind of way maybe. Animated like Into the Spiderverse though? Might have a lot of potential. If the Romans were willing to use urine as mouthwash, what kept them from using their fecal matter as soap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Animated like Into the Spiderverse though? Might have a lot of potential. Not a response to the question, but more things animated like Into the Spiderverse are welcome me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: If the Romans were willing to use urine as mouthwash, what kept them from using their fecal matter as soap? Because the nobility thought their own piss was so glorious, they can clear their mouths with it, while being covered in poop is something they thought an indicator for the common folk. The unwashed masses, if you will.That makes so much sense, it's almost laughable. When and where was it decided that throwing poop was not a legitimate way of getting a point across? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 When President Bush got a shoe thrown at him in Iran. Why do anime schoolgirls wear short skirts and say "baka" and "senpai"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 because weebs think that's cute Did FE16 finally give me my Illya route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 I take it you're referring to Lysithea, in which case it would seem like it since possible she is one of the potential S-supports in the game for M!Byleth. Speaking of which, is there a magic user more OP than Lysithea? … As far as the Fire Emblem franchise is concerned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Reinhardt, who drinks the tears of people in Arena. And my Camilla, who drinks the tears of Surtr. Anyone know a place where I can read the script for the new translation of FE4? Serenes only has the old translation and I'm too ADHD to play FE4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) Google is just giving me SF's translation and Project Naga on the translator's personal blog. If Dimitri and Edelgard get an S support, would their kid combine the Black Eagles and Blue Lions into Navy Gryphons? Edited August 7, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Yes. Why do I like Wolt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 because you can mispronounce his name as Wolf. What amount of bad luck do you need to get critted by the same unit two turns in a row, with a 3% crit and 5% crit respectively? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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