DragonFlames Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Mine. 18 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Speaking of which, is there a magic user more OP than Lysithea? … As far as the Fire Emblem franchise is concerned? I haven't had the chance to use Lysithea yet, but you could also make a case for Dorothea, because of her long-range spells like Thoron and Meteor. What is worse: closing the door in someone's face or purposely leaving a bar of soap on the bathroom floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Closing the door on someone's face is rude. I would not mind bending over to pick up dropped soap though, as I am less concerned about my hairy butt than people are concerned about their nose. If you can censor one word in the English language to make every day conversation as funny as possible, what word would that be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 Yeah, or specifically how my mom spells it in text, "yeh". It's so weird. Can we go to Walmart and have races in the old fat people scooters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) You will even get Cola, Burger and Guns to make the race as Murican as possible. How can you get a Dragoncat anyway? Edited August 8, 2019 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 One fine day with a rawr and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog Just a draconic feline little dragoncat. Is a Shrimperor a king/emperor shrimp that gained sentience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 No, he is simply a human who has achieved total and utter dominance over shrimp. Is Linhardt narcoleptic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Yes, that or he's ADHD since chronic drowsiness under stress is apparently a characteristic of some forms of ADHD. Or maybe I'm projecting on that last statement since I have profound ADHD. Why do I keep phasing out mentally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Because you can't focus. Is Jason Grace just a less cool Percy Jackson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Perhaps. I don't know celebrities. Why can't I stop comparing Three Houses to Romance of the Three Kingdoms? It's starting to annoy even me by now... Edited August 9, 2019 by DragonFlames NINJA'D!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Not an answer, but Percy Jackson and Jason Grace are book characters, not celebrities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Crap. My bad! Same question, because there hasn't been an answer: Why can't I stop comparing Three Houses to Romance of the Three Kingdoms? It's starting to annoy even me by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Because they both have three in their names 😛 How can i return to being a normal human again after i got turned into a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 Have a normal human bite you. Can Danny Phantom father kids in his ghost form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 No. That is why is he is leaving ectoplasm stains everywhere he goes because it is funny. I plan to curse my players in D&D via some loot (most likely some form of equipment) they find, but I want the curse to be funny. Got any funny curses? One idea I have is that every time a character makes a sound with their mouth, they fart, but the loudness and pungentness of the fart is inversely related to how loud they are; if the character whispers, their farts are super loud and super stinky, but if they are screaming their lungs out, you will just hear a soft breeze and smell a faint scent of methane. Another curse idea is that anything they wear tickles them, so they have to walk around butt naked. I just need two more ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 How about these: 1.) The character grows eyebrows the size of a small tree directly over their eyes and trying to cut them is like trying to cut a really thick block of adamantine. 2.) The character is turned into a naked wolf that can never grow fur and has no teeth or claws that can ever grow. If one of my students fails at a test with a 91% success rate, do they deserve to be sent to the corner with a dunce cap on or worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Dunce cap. Is this a good reaction image?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Yes! What to do when something in a game severely disappoints you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 What to do when you keep getting bullied in a Multiplayer board game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Then I cheat. Can this scene be in the new Fantastic 4 movie please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Yes. Why am I obsessed with Tri Attack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 because pew pew pew Why am i too lazy to write what's in my head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Because that is relaxing. I am called a DM or a GM, but I want to be called a BDSM. Does BDSM sound authoritative and powerful? It stands for Big, Dark, Sexy Man; think Jacob from Twilight. 17 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: How about these: 1.) The character grows eyebrows the size of a small tree directly over their eyes and trying to cut them is like trying to cut a really thick block of adamantine. 2.) The character is turned into a naked wolf that can never grow fur and has no teeth or claws that can ever grow. Yep, those work. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 You may be called a BDSM only if you play a sexy werewolf character. What do I do if a dwarf bites me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 you bite him back and seal each other for all eternity Why didn't i buy ice cream today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) Because you wanted a cookie instead. Why did the song Drunk on a Plane randomly get stuck in my head today? Edited August 10, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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