Hawkwing Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 The mastermind behind everything, but he has a bad habit of exposing his role in the plot. Edelgard is voiced by Tara Platt. Tara Platt also voiced Miriel and Flavia. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I think NOT! Why did someone make a Countryballs hack for Pokémon FireRed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Because conquering all the countries is every 10 year old's dream Why is it Treason then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Because Emperor. If you have played it: Is Fire Emblem Three Houses your personal game of the year? If not: What is your game of the year so far? Edited August 21, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Fire Emblem Heroes. While I am no longer in the do-not-have-Three-Houses club, I am still in the do-not-have-a-Switch club. Dungeons & Dragons is a close second. What is your game of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Three Houses. Why do FE dads keep dying? Will we ever get a dad in FE that doesn't die or isn't evil besides Eliwood and Chrom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because IS needs to get a new go to plot angst. Seriously. Although anything that allows Jeralt and Greil interactions works out fine I guess. Is Dimitri singing Katy Perry's Roar in the shower very badly hilarious or stupid and is it in character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 I feel like all Dimitri would do in the shower is cry. Like that scene in Into the Spiderverse where Peter B Parker cries in the shower. Why do I like shredded cheese so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because you're in this meme. Who's buried in Washington's Tomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 A cherry tree obviously. Why is Hestia bestia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because Hestia is probably the nicest of Percy Jackson's aunts and uncles. The others are kinda jerks. Who is best girl and why is it Cecilia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Cecilia is a weird way of spelling Marianne. 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Because you're in this meme. But I don't have a cat. Why do dark Vocaloid songs sound so good? (I'm looking at you, Kikuo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 because Why does the thought of a Fate game made by Platinum make me drool so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because it would be amazing. Think Nier: Automata with Fate characters and setting... Now you got even me hyped. Why is the word "Ni!" so dangerous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because the knights say it. What's the best wtf battle cry and why is it "Peanut butter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because it's something you'd never expect a warrior to shout before engaging their enemies. It's like saying "Face my blade!" to a loaf of bread before cutting off a slice. Or yelling "You'll never get me alive!" when leaving school at the end of the day. Or shouting "To battle, my fellow allies of justice!" when going for a walk with your dogs.And no, I did not do any of these. Especially not the first and second one. Why is it that people nowadays seem to hate classic fairy tale heroes that do good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Because relatable flawed characters seem to be popular right now. At least compared to ones that do a good job providing a moral. Wait a few years/decades/centuries, and it should flip around. Are Mortal Savants called such because the Committee of Dread Fighter's didn't want their name to be smeared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Maybe. I suppose it's because they are fundamentally different classes. Dread Fighters don't even use magic in most of their appearances (they did in Awakening for... some reason), and they are more meant to resemble Ninjas, while Mortal Savants look more like Samurai crossed with Taoist/Shintoist monks. While the class itself is admittedly pretty crap (the only advantage it offers is a higher movement for those unwilling to grind for A Riding on their Mages and would prefer them to fry people either with their spells or a forged Levin Sword (which does come in handy sometimes, believe it or not)), I LOVE the aesthetics of it, particularly for the female characters. Funny observation from my last playthrough: Dorothea's crit animation with Magic as a Mortal Savant has her do similar hand motions to the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball. Now... considering what Thoron looks like, this stuff gets pretty hilarious in all the wrong situations. Would you try to catch a perfectly made sandwich that's falling to the ground to preserve its perfection from getting ruined before eating it even at the risk of a bruise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 Nope, it's gonna go in flawed when I chew it anyway. Who came up with the 5 second rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Assholes who want to keep me from my food. I do not care if it has been five seconds or five days, I am eating that potato chip off the ground and no one can stop me. When will they release a Fire Emblem themed Switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 When everybody who wanted it already bought Three Houses and a regular Switch. Nintendo is a troll like that. Is it okay to ban people for quoting you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Yes. Are Shaggy memes really only Chuck Norris jokes for the modern era? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Author Share Posted August 24, 2019 Definitely. But what happens if Shaggy goes to the Virgin Islands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Things happen that cause the Virgin Islands to be renamed. I leave it to you to figure out the rest, or else this thread gets too kinky... Why do innuendos and double entendres have a certain humor to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 That is actually a good question. Why does sexual stuff make people laugh? Because society puts a taboo on direct speaking of the matter in polite conversation and breaking the taboo is fun? Is it because sex is pleasant and desirable? Is it because it sometimes makes makes people comically uneasy? All of the above I'd think. Does one-part-sour-to-two-parts-sweet-to-three-parts-strong-to-four-parts-weak+nutmeg make a good Long Island Iced Tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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