XRay Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Yeah, I would not mind marrying myself hot twin. Would you kiss a puppy on the lips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 My dog's breath smells like a week old pad, so no. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Because. What if we all wake up tomorrow and this is a simulation and we are all in the Matrix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 We won't be able to make the new one. On 9/17/2019 at 9:09 AM, Emperor_Siegfried said: In the third Tellius Fire Emblem game Fire Emblem: Sunset Shores. In which we meet with said fish Laguz who are basically merpeople. A significant subplot being a retelling of The Little Mermaid when it's revealed Soren was secretly a fish Laguz for many years trying his best to win Ike's affection. Great Fire Emblem plot or best Fire Emblem plot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Explain how Soren lost his fins and make him a strong swimmer and you've got a deal. What if when you butt dial somebody, it's your butt wanting to talk to its butt friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 That would imply that my butt has its own consciousness... I'm sorry for putting you through so much crap, butt. How is it that music can influence our emotional state? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Because it affects weak minds. Why do people only ask y and never z? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Because z is a dumb letter. Why am I getting a KFC ad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Because you secretly want to play the KFC dating sim that's apparently a thing. 2 hours ago, MyLuckyHaiku said: Because z is a dumb letter. I thought it was part of the Xtreme Kool Letterz. Why are some letters considered "Xtreme Kool"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Because they break traditional grammar rules, and for some reason disobeying authority is considered "kool". Why in the world is there a videogame where Donald Duck is a detective ninja that fires an actual gun, and visits the land of the dead (with a giant eyeball in the background) at some point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) [ITEM_SHIELD:ITEM_SHIELD_SHIELD] [NAME:shield:shields] [ARMORLEVEL:2] [BLOCKCHANCE:20] [UPSTEP:2] [MATERIAL_SIZE:4] Well, shoot. Just realized now after 16 days I posted in the wrong thread. I feel like a major idiot now On 9/25/2019 at 2:04 PM, DragonFlames said: Because you secretly want to play the KFC dating sim that's apparently a thing. I just saw that like a minute ago. Edited October 11, 2019 by MyLuckyHaiku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Why in the world is there a videogame where Donald Duck is a detective ninja that fires an actual gun, and visits the land of the dead (with a giant eyeball in the background) at some point? Because Ducktales is serious business. Why is Pikachu surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Because something surprised Pikachu. Would you lick a lollipop that was dropped on a clean floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 No. No three second rule in the world can make me do that. In three years, you will find and eat the last taco. How does that make you feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Pretty good. Would you drink toilet water if the toilet is brand new and has not been pissed in or pooped in before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 Maybe. Why do cows moo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Because they don't want us humans to listen in on their conversations. Why are construction workers usually depicted as fat imbeciles who sit around and do nothing but drink beer all day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 That is because those who depict them as such are poor plebians who cannot afford good construction workers. Why are plebians poor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Because the upper class is corrupt and greedy and deserving of a horrible, painful demise. Why haven't we seen any time travelers yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 We do see them, we just do not recognize that it is them. They are like Kellam. Why is Kellam hard to notice but at the same time have a low dodge rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Being able to enter and leave a room and move unnoticed does not necessarily mean that that same person is fast or agile. I can attest to this, as I commonly walk up to people without them noticing, yet I often move with the urgency of a turtle. How effective would hiding stat debuffs/reductions in recreational equipment be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 Lance Armstrong got in trouble for doing the opposite of that. Probably not very. Was there any ancient society that worshiped dogs like cats were in Egypt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I don't think so? Why don't y'all check out OC Emblem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 People are. Why doesn't Petra have an accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Because Hyundai hasn't opened up shop in Brigid yet. If you go into a wildlife preserve and shoot a cryptid to death, is it still illegal, seeing as cryptids are not recognized by science as animals? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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