DragonFlames Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 If she gets a crit, then yes. Unless it selects one of her other quotes. Why is showing someone the middle finger called "flipping the bird" when there is no actual bird-flipping involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: If she gets a crit, then yes. Unless it selects one of her other quotes. Why is showing someone the middle finger called "flipping the bird" when there is no actual bird-flipping involved? Because you're telling them to "perch" upon said finger, as the gesture originates from the procedure for a prostate exam. (No really) Why do they make bras for hens but not shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 They do that?!? I had no clue. As for the why... uh, because they want to hide the delicious chicken breasts? 2 minutes ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Because you're telling them to "perch" upon said finger, as the gesture originates from the procedure for a prostate exam. (No really) Interesting. Expressions such as these have the weirdest origin stories sometimes... Why do you think it is that IntSys always includes some really, really bad units in comparison to everything else in FE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 So that one day they can make a game that consists of all of the bad units in the franchise and beag about how they made the hardest game in the franchise. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 It is not for safety of the death row inmate, it is for everyone else. You want the needle to be clean in case someone innocent is stabbed. I can poop diarrhea/blood, poop air (i.e. fart), and poop poop. How come I cannot poop plasma and complete pooping all four states of matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 Because you didn't eat enough hot spicy Thai food. Why don't they make bras for cows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 They can use human condoms, although I guess that is closer to pasties for cows. Why do we call birds birds instead of calling them dinosaurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Because when people think dinosaurs they think non-avian ones. What are pasties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 Meat pies. How did the king get a pie baked with live blackbirds inside? Wouldn't the birds die in the oven? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 That was the fun in blackbird pies, seeing which ones would come out alive and which ones wouldn't. Why is it that people of Judaic faith like to name their kids Moses, people of Islamic faith like to name their kids multiple variations of Mohammed, but people of Christian faith seem to rarely name their kids Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Because apparently, giving your kid the name of the supposed "son of god" is a sacrilege or something. I dunno. It is a pretty common name in Spanish speaking countries, however. Do scientists need to have a soul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 No one said they had to. They wouldn't have a soul if they were redheads, anyway. If you dye your hair red, do you lose your soul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Yes, but only temporarily. Once all the red dye is gone, you get all of your soul is back. Fire Emblem got dancers and singers to refresh people. What other entertainment professions can refresh people? The only other profession that I can think that works on a battlefield is maybe a masseuse/masseur to massage the fatigue away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 How about a stripper to encourage a pair to get an S support and make a child unit? Although no guarantees the child unit won't be the stripper's instead... What if Sothis likes pancakes but she's too shy to ask for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 How could you make the pancakes though? How you you clear a throat that's full of phlegm? I need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2019 Author Share Posted October 7, 2019 Make yourself puke. Why is it called being "salty" when somebody is mad and complaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Because tears contain salt and the implication is they're crying about it. Why does Spyro have a tiny cartoon beehive on the end of his tail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2019 Author Share Posted October 7, 2019 The bees at Honey Speedway gave it to him before the dragons moved out of the Forgotten Worlds. Why can't I own a Canadian? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Because one hasn't given you a suitable opening to insult them dramatically based off something they said. This is my question.. because I just remembered it existed. https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120916032513AAMjINF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Go to sleep in bed naked and then drop the spider onto your chest, then wait all night. Be careful not to roll over in your sleep or you'll squish it. What do Silica Gel packs taste like and why can't I eat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2019 Author Share Posted October 7, 2019 They taste like Celica and if you ate them you'd be a cannibal. Why did Facebook make a very cheesy "faceversary" video celebrating me making an account exactly 10 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Because they want to distract you from the fact that they break every privacy law to make a quick buck by selling your data to shady third parties. How would you react if you saw an ocean in the sky? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 I'd scream. Why did IÂ have a dream a few nights ago where I was the Death Knight and I got Dark Spiked by Lysithea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2019 Author Share Posted October 7, 2019 Because you screamed. How would Seteth react if there was a panty raid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 He'd participate. ... To keep people from panty-raiding Flayn, of course. How would Rhea react if she caught Seteth participating in a panty raid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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