Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 Ew no. Why isn't there a Vagasil commercial that plays Girl on Fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Because that song is so 2012, nobody cares about it anymore. If it becomes possible for Skitty to use Gigantamax, will the idea of HSOWA become less troubling to talk about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) It might at first, but then people will be talking about Hot Wailord On Skitty Action. And, some stupid immature male will visually graphically depict a scene wherein a normal-sized female Skitty crawls into a female Wailord's nah nah nah nah, then Gigantamaxes inside it. This will lead to the poor, poor Wailord being fatally ripped apart as the Skitty rapidly expands. This will be posted to YouTube, and shall viewed millions of times before it is taken down, after which it shall end up on Twitch and other parts of the Internet. The number of people who will have gouged out their eyes will force Nintendo to remove all Skitty and Wailord in all future Pokemon games, cards, anime, and merchandise. Game Freak will then after a lawsuit be court-ordered to search the depths of outer space for an unstable spacial anomaly, inside which they can rewrite the fabric of existence itself to remove Skitty and Wailord from all time, as though they never existed.  Where can I request good fanart? Edited October 21, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: It might at first, but then people will be talking about Hot Wailord On Skitty Action. And, some stupid immature male will visually graphically depict a scene wherein a normal-sized female Skitty crawls into a female Wailord's nah nah nah nah, then Gigantamaxes inside it. This will lead to the poor, poor Wailord being fatally ripped apart as the Skitty rapidly expands. This will be posted to YouTube, and shall viewed millions of times before it is taken down, after which it shall end up on Twitch and other parts of the Internet. The number of people who will have gouged out their eyes will force Nintendo to remove all Skitty and Wailord in all future Pokemon games, cards, anime, and merchandise. Game Freak will then after a lawsuit be court-ordered to search the depths of outer space for an unstable spacial anomaly, inside which they can rewrite the fabric of existence itself to remove Skitty and Wailord from all time, as though they never existed.  Where can I request good fanart? Thank you now I need brain bleach. From good fanartists. Would a female wailord be a wailady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 How do you know what I nicknamed my female Wailord?!? I have another one which is male and his name is Moby. I would love to have named him Moby Dick, but "Dick" is apparently not appropriate (sorry, Richards of the world). Since when did @Interdimensional Observer give such hilarious, yet disturbing answers to these questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I am probably one of the very bad influences. How you like borscht? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I don't remember having it before, though I don't really like beets that much so if that's any indication... Why do kids learn math when they can just use calculators like grownups? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 To teach them to have an intuitive sense of mathematics. I personally think it is a little pointless to have kids do math by hand once they grasp the concept since calculators are everywhere, but I still think kids should be rewarded extra credit or get partial credit if they were wrong if they wish to show their work. The only time I enjoyed math is when I am managing my own money or it involves a game I like such as Heroes, and even then I still use calculators. How about Campbell's Alphabet Soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I tried to form words with alphabet soup once. You can even RNG it if you just puke it out. What defines a brain fart? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Normally when the brain is actively thinking, microscopic bubbles rapidly form and dissipate in the brain fluid. In situations where the mind fails to draw on the information it was looking for, "a brain fart", it is due to improper bubble formation in the brain. Rather than have many little bubbles form rapidly, the entirety of the fluid remains still for a very long time, until very suddenly one very big bubble starts to form and then when it's reached its maximum size, pops. This quietly releases 0.000000000000000001 yoctoliters of brain fluid as gas out of the ears. If one wishes to avoid brain farts, I recommend eating a paleo diet, whilst drinking nothing but raw water found outside, regardless of concerns about its "clarity" and "smell". Such dietary behaviors will make you perfectly receptive for the Paleolithic cure and preventative for brain farts- a daily trepanning.  Is it possible to look cool while playing this game?: Spoiler   Edited October 23, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 Maybe if you wear a T Rex costume. But what if you wear a banana costume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Then you might want to turn up your thermostat heater by a lot, because you'll be too cool for your entire house. Â What do we call male ballerinas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Ballerinos? How do you feel about tomato soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 It exists. What's the best way to figure out a career path? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Try walking. What does it say about me if, upon seeing that Astral Chain had stretch and wrinkle physics through seeing the female MC's booty shorts out of the corner of my eye, my first impulse was to walk into a wall so I could get a better view of said physics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 It says that you like attention to detail. 51 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Try walking. That... is actually quite deep when you think about it. With that said, let's bring the standard down again, shall we? Number one reason to have the first thing you wish on a shooting star for be an additional pair of eyes on the back of your head is...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 So you can be a spy. I googled Sky Tower and found an actual tower. Does Rayquaza live there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 *triggers 7th Dragon III PTSD* Why yes, he does! As does this guy: Why does the sound of a music box make me want to cry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Because you're a weak willed wimp. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Because food and drink is legally required to have one, even if it really shouldn't. 1 minute ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Because you're a weak willed wimp. Well, thanks.😉 How many? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 No, because some morons have no morality. 1 hour ago, DragonFlames said: That... is actually quite deep when you think about it. That wasn't even the intention, lol. Why did I listen to "Burning Love" while looking at Sigurd memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 You are planning out immolation for several people. You like pea soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Nope. Peas give me unspeakable stomach pains. Speaking of diarrhea, if Sigurd had a theme song, is it plausible to assume that it would be Ring of Fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Ouch. Sounds really painful. Ring of Fire on your butthole is not fun. Poor Sigurd. You like cream of mushroom soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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