Shoblongoo Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) ...so we got a COVID-19 thread over in Serious Discussion.... (serious thread is serious) Wanted to make one over here for more lighthearted and lulzy handling of the damn thing. ...levity and whatnot... Because after living through a plague, I now understand why so many 14th century European paintings just show people laying on their couches with their tits out. Use responsibly. Edited May 19, 2020 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 These disease-chan memes are proof that God could wipe the lot of us off the Earth and we'd have no right to complain about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: These disease-chan memes are proof that God could wipe the lot of us off the Earth and we'd have no right to complain about it. ^^^ Obligatory reminder that floods and epidemics are god's handiwork Good guy Satan just does orgies and heavy metal bands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 What, no mention of insects? Remember, God made those too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, eclipse said: What, no mention of insects? Remember, God made those too! "Things aren't weird enough down there." -God; inventing bugs- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: Good guy Satan I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, eclipse said: What, no mention of insects? Remember, God made those too! Honestly though... what's the point of mosquitoes? Flies have a purpose to polinate some stuff but mosquitoes?? GET AWAY FROM ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: "Things aren't weird enough down there." -God; inventing bugs- I think the platypus is what happened when God realized He had some spare parts. 😛 1 minute ago, This boi uses Nino said: Honestly though... what's the point of mosquitoes? Flies have a purpose to polinate some stuff but mosquitoes?? GET AWAY FROM ME! Mosquitoes are there to remind us that even if our life is bad, at least we don't SUCK. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: I rest my case. Oh I'm convinced that 2020 is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan. And June is just gonna be like "PLOT TWIST: you were the virus all along. Corona is the cure." 25 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said: Honestly though... what's the point of mosquitoes? [God creating mosquitoes] "I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own face..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Shoblongoo said: And June is just gonna be like "PLOT TWIST: you were the virus all along. Corona is the cure." Yeah remember when the bad guy from Kingsman seemed like a silly caricature for a campy spy film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: ^^^ Obligatory reminder that floods and epidemics are god's handiwork Good guy Satan just does orgies and heavy metal bands Obligatory reminder that God shouldn't be blamed for natural disasters that occur on their own and that the fault for this epidemic lands squarely on the Chinese government. Superbugs happen when someone gets a bit too creative in the lab and lets his experiment explore. PSA aside... Edited May 19, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) And another. Edited May 19, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulously Olivier Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 48 minutes ago, eclipse said: What, no mention of insects? Remember, God made those too! The murder hornet is pretty solid proof that God is malevolent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: the fault for this epidemic lands squarely on the hands of multiple governments; China's first-and-foremost for failing to promptly advise of the new virus and provide accurate medical information to the international community. But also the Western governments that failed to maintain effective policies and procedures to control the spread. There. Fixed that for you. 19 minutes ago, Fabulously Olivier said: The murder hornet is pretty solid proof that God is malevolent. 31 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: And another. Ohhhhhhhh Don't even get me started on the social distancing 'protesters' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Shoblongoo said: the fault for this epidemic lands squarely on the hands of multiple governments; China's first-and-foremost for failing to promptly advise of the new virus and provide accurate medical information to the international community. But also the Western governments that failed to maintain effective policies and procedures to control the spread. very accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Fabulously Olivier said: The murder hornet is pretty solid proof that God is malevolent. The murder hornet is biding its time. One day, my friend~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Do you all have any idea what I'd give to be able *walk in* to a Greek restaurant right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, twilitfalchion said: And another. HANDS NOT TOUGHING HANDS DON'T REACH OUT DON'T TOUCH ME DON'T TOUCH YOUUUUUUUU SWEET COVID NINE, INE-INE-TEEN BAD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO SCREWED I FEEL INCLINED (OH-OH-OH) TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD Just fucking kill me for that. The idea of Death asking people to stop rushing to him is funny enough on its own, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dayni said: The idea of Death asking people to stop rushing to him is funny enough on its own, right? Death was trying to have a nice vacation in Florida! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) Just went on Google images to find some memes. Edited May 19, 2020 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shoblongoo Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 Where my old school DBZ fans at??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: I would just put Trump there instead of USA. The state governors has done a pretty decent job to the best of their ability given the lack of resource and support. But, yeah, that is pretty accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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