Sooks Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Just now, Armagon said: Well it only works once per battle. Oh, that’s good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightcosmo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Armagon said: Well it only works once per battle. Still funny tho. Twice at max level, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 44 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said: Also, I find it amusing Bowsette is on the list as in counted as a legit character. Considering Peach came in 5th place and Bowser in 17th, I'm not entirely surprised they would count the meme, it'd be an elephant in the room if they ignored it. Not to mention, while a website of that kind should keep individuals' data private and intimate, being honest and transparent about the data in anonymous bulk is the best thing they can do. Be frank about it, and the already guaranteed to be embarrassing stuff won't be looked on quite so negatively than if you tried to hide it. A meme being arousing ain't all that weird on a list only about things that stir people. That, and I guess Peach is popular in general. Nintendo sent a cease & desist late last year to a hentai game starring the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. And rightfully so, might I add. (Don't argue with me that Nintendo is evil in this instance, Ruben.) Mario being in third raises bigger questions to me. And is Link going alone, because where is Zelda, or Ganondorf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Been listening to the Rhythm Heaven soundtrack. Such a good OST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: NGL, this list looks a little dated. Lara, really? What year is it- 1996, 2001? I know she's had other games since then, but cmon. I should use that bleach on my eyes, you're right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: NGL, this list looks a little dated. Lara, really? What year is it- 1996, 2001? I know she's had other games since then, but cmon. "1996"? Wouldn't surprise me, I suppose. I mean, what's the average age of someone using Pornhub of all things to look for video game characters? I wasn't even aware the site is still around. Other factors would likely be preferences of the folks being able to do high quality animation. Or characters that have suitable assets in the wild. From what I recall, when the game came out, Overwatch models were quickly ripped and used for porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightcosmo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Sooks said: Haha… wait, what? I know Cosmo and Shrimpy say the games aren’t balanced, but unless I’m missing something, that’s literally an instant win button. Which would be less not balanced and more like the devs didn’t care enough in the first place. That's pretty much the entire game in a nutshell. All of em, actually. Edit: when you get to the point to where you can abuse the hell outta this: You'll understand, i'm pretty sure. XD Edited December 17, 2021 by lightcosmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Some of it can look underaged from what I've seen.😬 Another point on his "hang him beheaded upside down in Hell choking on his severed hands while his tongue is put through a meat grinder and groin raked with a roller of spikes" report card? I mean, just yesterday the game kinda confirmed he's a pedophile, so... Yeah. Either that or Okarin is a complete shithead who assumes just because his friend is a pervert must mean he wants to diddle children too. Japan being Japan, I would not be surprised either way. 10 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: NGL, this list looks a little dated. Lara, really? What year is it- 1996, 2001? I know she's had other games since then, but cmon. I didn't see the logo at first, and yet when I saw D.Va up there I immediately thought "she's there because of the porn, isn't she." Then I noticed the logo. Yeah, that checks out. The part that surprises me is friggin' Mario of all things being up there. Do people just search "Mario" when looking for Mario characters in general, or is "middle aged chubby stached plumber" really that popular? 9 hours ago, Sooks said: Pikachu? This might be enough internet for one day… You sweet summer child. 9 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: That, and I guess Peach is popular in general. Nintendo sent a cease & desist late last year to a hentai game starring the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. And rightfully so, might I add. (Don't argue with me that Nintendo is evil in this instance, Ruben.) Nintendo are kinkshamers. Figures. 9 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Mario being in third raises bigger questions to me. And is Link going alone, because where is Zelda, or Ganondorf? As I said above, it's possible people just search "Mario" for Mario characters in general and the statistics were misinterpreted. No chance of such misconceptions for Link, though. People really fell for that dancer disguise, I suppose. 3 hours ago, BrightBow said: Other factors would likely be preferences of the folks being able to do high quality animation. Or characters that have suitable assets in the wild. From what I recall, when the game came out, Overwatch models were quickly ripped and used for porn. Porn's the only thing keeping Overwatch relevant nowadays, really. Though perhaps my opinion is a bit biased, TF2 fan as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) You guys are all talking about Mario and Pikachu while i am Bruh'ing at tiny Tina. No one has the right to complain about anime after this lol Edited December 17, 2021 by Father Shrimpas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Father Shrimpas said: You guys are all talking about Mario and Pikachu while i am Bruh'ing at tiny Tina. Who's Tiny Tina? I'm sorry, I quit Borderlands 2 about two hours in and took to calling it "Boredlands"... ...... Ohh, ohh aahhh! Ahhh jesus Christ! Shrimpy I was happier without knowing that! There's not even a shred of sexualization in that design, why would people...!? 1 minute ago, Father Shrimpas said: No one has the right to complain about anime after this lol I mean, if we want to go down that route, it's not the game's fault that its fans sexualize the little kid, as opposed to anime where the shows themselves sexualize the little kid in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said: I quit Borderlands 2 about two hours in and took to calling it "Boredlands". Heh I only completed it because was playing with friends, otherwise i agree with Boredlands lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightcosmo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 I don't like the changes to Rean's craft set so far. They aren't bad at all, i just don't like em. Also, was Motivate to game breaking in the devs eyes that their only choice was to outright remove it? lmao that's the sign of someone making desperate decisions to make the gameplay more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) Ayyy! (Benice and Lightchao, don’t open this) Spoiler This is already happening in chapter 2, 23 hours in, while in Zero something like this didn’t happen until the end of the game. Azure’s plot is really going somewhere quickly, I appreciate that. This one might actually be good! And those two, some of my favorite characters, are both exempt from the bad portraits curse. Nice. Edited December 17, 2021 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: I didn't see the logo at first, and yet when I saw D.Va up there I immediately thought "she's there because of the porn, isn't she." I actually did not realize it was specifically pornhub until you pointed it out and I just assumed it was porn searches regardless. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Porn's the only thing keeping Overwatch relevant nowadays, really. Though perhaps my opinion is a bit biased, TF2 fan as I am. No no, you're absolutely right. Like everyone unanimously agrees that the only thing Overwatch is good at is porn, relatively speaking. 54 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ohh, ohh aahhh! Ahhh jesus Christ! Shrimpy I was happier without knowing that! There's not even a shred of sexualization in that design, why would people...! Misty's already on that list so I'm not surprised. Still gonna nuke the planet tho. We have lost our living privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lightchao42 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 You've heard of Godzilla vs. King Kong, but are you ready for 37 minutes ago, Sooks said: Ayyy! (Benice and Lightchao, don’t open this) Reveal hidden contents This is already happening in chapter 2, 23 hours in, while in Zero something like this didn’t happen until the end of the game. Azure’s plot is really going somewhere quickly, I appreciate that. This one might actually be good! And those two, some of my favorite characters, are both exempt from the bad portraits curse. Nice. I can't wait to see what you're talking about when the game releases in English in 2023. Though I am finished with Sky's Chapter 1, so at least I'm making progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 54 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: As I said above, it's possible people just search "Mario" for Mario characters in general and the statistics were misinterpreted. Entirely possible. Because strangely the "Most Searched for Video Games" page doesn't have Super Mario on it at all. Instead, the top four are Fortnite, Minecraft, Overwatch, and Pokemon. And Splatoon is 19th BTW, sandwiched between Cyberpunk 2077 and Mass Effect. Among Us is 6th, and the only anime-styled gatcha to rank is that Genshin Impact garbo at 8th. Oh, and 62.8% of people access said website from Internet browsers on their dedicated gaming console use Playstation systems, 36.8% use Xbox. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Porn's the only thing keeping Overwatch relevant nowadays, really. My head is in the sand on the game b/c I Don't Care about Western Gaming, and especially anything focused on online. All I know from what little I've read in comments is that the game is old, Blizzard got backlash for announcing a sequel years ago, a sequel whose details have shifted over time. The announcement of said unwanted sequel led to the extant first game to no longer receive updates and new content, despite the sequel still being stuck in some kind of development hell. Also, the cast of supposedly beloved characters have never actually interacted once nor had their stories told ingame, all of it comes from outside media. 1 minute ago, Father Shrimpas said: Are you sure you want to post this after the above conversation that I started thanks to a wonderful PushSquare article with an unprecedented number of removed comments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightcosmo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Father Shrimpas said: Perfection. ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Are you sure you want to post this 3 minutes ago, lightcosmo said: Perfection. ❤️ duality of men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Lightchao42 said: You've heard of Godzilla vs. King Kong, but are you ready for I'm surprised it took this long for it to happen tbh. 10 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: All I know from what little I've read in comments is that the game is old, Blizzard got backlash for announcing a sequel years ago, a sequel whose details have shifted over time. The announcement of said unwanted sequel led to the extant first game to no longer receive updates and new content, despite the sequel still being stuck in some kind of development hell. Also, the cast of supposedly beloved characters have never actually interacted once nor had their stories told ingame, all of it comes from outside media Also Blizzard is quite literally one of the worst companies on Earth following the serious sexual abuse accusations and whatnot (most recently, it's been revealed that male coworkers would steal the breast milk of nursing mothers, which is so baffling that it even happened but it lines up with everything else we've heard about). I bring this up cause anytime shit like this happens, Blizzard makes some sort of game announcement in order to try to make people forget. Overwatch 2 is no doubt one of them. Edited December 17, 2021 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 There are very few things that would get Armagon to say 19 minutes ago, Armagon said: you're absolutely right. to Ruben, but apparently Overwatch porn is one of them. Who knew? 2 hours ago, lightcosmo said: Edit: when you get to the point to where you can abuse the hell outta this: You'll understand, i'm pretty sure. XD Lolwut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooks said: Lolwut. And that's one of the less broken ones Ü Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, Lightchao42 said: The first thing I noticed, I kid you not, is Red Ranger's near dead-center codpiece. Well, not exactly a codpiece. Rather is it the result of American comics' use of overly muscular male bodies, resulting in Rubenesque forms. According to one documentary I saw in high school IIRC, this overemphasis on muscles gradually developed over decades, as evidenced through examining G.I. Joe action figures from the '50s to the '80s. -And not all American comics TBF (not that I look at any), just a certain "traditional/iconic/stereotypical" vintage. 1 minute ago, Armagon said: Also Blizzard is quite literally one of the worst companies on Earth following the serious sexual abuse accusations and whatnot (most recently, it's been revealed that male coworkers would steal the breast milk of nursing mothers, which is so baffling that it even happened but it lines up with everything else we've heard about). I bring this up cause anytime shit like this, Blizzard makes some sort of game announcement in order to try to make people forget. Overwatch 2 is no doubt one of them. I'm aware that Blizzard is an open sewer filled with nuclear waste placed next to a kindergarten. My occasional check of PC Gamer, Destruction, and especially Kotaku reminds me of this. And yes, the classic "distract with something else" strategy that never works! Particularly when they can't b/c they're editing Overwatch and World of Warcraft because of the shit they've been doing IRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooks said: to Ruben, but apparently Overwatch porn is one of them. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: And yes, the classic "distract with something else" strategy that never works! Particularly when they can't b/c they're editing Overwatch and World of Warcraft because of the shit they've been doing IRL. Like the time they changed McCree's name to something else, simply because he shared a name with one of the accused. 14 minutes ago, Father Shrimpas said: This implies we look up Overwatch R34 tho. Might wanna clarify that we're agreeing R34 is the only reason OW is relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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