AnonymousSpeed Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Chicken breasts Chicken thighs Chicken wings Simple. As. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 While I get that you're mostly memeing, I'm going to refer you to No Game No Life as a backup claim - in Book 2(or Episode...6, I believe, for those who watched the short anime), Jibril states that she wants to examine Sora's erogenous zones, unironically for science because Jibril. Sora responds by demanding he be allowed to 'examine' hers in return, to which she agrees without question because Jibril. However, the area she allows him to touch is her wing. Given that Flugel as a race are generally supposed to be the equivalent of killing machines in the shape of angels, there's virtually no reason for Flugel to have erogenous zones at all, thus, Jibril's wing shouldn't be erogenous unless wings are sexy, QED. ...Yuu Kamiya is secretly a genius, no one can convince me otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 I was going to say something implying that was already the case. Trust someone to go out of the way to give an example first. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not even the first time I've seen such a thing suggested. I swear there's something live-action too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Reminds me I watched an LP of an obscure game where the human hero comes to the accidental conclusion he has impregnated his sexy female alien companion, and that she is about to give birth. Turns it what actually happened is that females of her species grow wings when they feel intensely passionate about males, and that the growing of the wings is an exhaustive process. She proceeds to rip them off and gives them to the hero as a gift, which enables him to fly over gaps, and she says she'll grow back new wings later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 7 hours ago, SoulWeaver said: While I get that you're mostly memeing, I'm going to refer you to No Game No Life as a backup claim - in Book 2(or Episode...6, I believe, for those who watched the short anime), Jibril states that she wants to examine Sora's erogenous zones, unironically for science because Jibril. Sora responds by demanding he be allowed to 'examine' hers in return, to which she agrees without question because Jibril. However, the area she allows him to touch is her wing. Given that Flugel as a race are generally supposed to be the equivalent of killing machines in the shape of angels, there's virtually no reason for Flugel to have erogenous zones at all, thus, Jibril's wing shouldn't be erogenous unless wings are sexy, QED. ...Yuu Kamiya is secretly a genius, no one can convince me otherwise. 9 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Reminds me I watched an LP of an obscure game where the human hero comes to the accidental conclusion he has impregnated his sexy female alien companion, and that she is about to give birth. Turns it what actually happened is that females of her species grow wings when they feel intensely passionate about males, and that the growing of the wings is an exhaustive process. She proceeds to rip them off and gives them to the hero as a gift, which enables him to fly over gaps, and she says she'll grow back new wings later. Came here to shitpost. Realized the world was God's shitpost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair General Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Believe me, we're already at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 What don’t we sexualize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 What haven't we sexualized since times immemorial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanguard333 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Aren't a lot of winged-humanoid characters in fantasy media usually portrayed as physically attractive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Just wanna point out that the examples listed are all things that humans eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair General Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 2 hours ago, vanguard333 said: Aren't a lot of winged-humanoid characters in fantasy media usually portrayed as physically attractive? I would give a few examples, but I don't want to get banned for thirstposting. But you are right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 9 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Came here to shitpost. Realized the world was God's shitpost. Ah, another person come to realize the truth. Welcome to enlightenment, friend. Might as well read NGNL at this point, then you can realize other worlds are just more of the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 The contents of this thread's responses: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, SoulWeaver said: Ah, another person come to realize the truth. Welcome to enlightenment, friend. Might as well read NGNL at this point, then you can realize other worlds are just more of the same. I mean, it only makes sense. I feel the need to shitpost. The bible says God created Man (in the humanity sense) in his image. It'd explain literally everything. Every stupid little coincidence or odd event that makes up the "cosmic prankster theory". The fact I keep inexplicably predicting the future with shitposts. Life is a game, and we're all just the characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted February 14, 2021 Author Share Posted February 14, 2021 Oh heck people are in favor of my hypothesis. We must enact more tests. @NinjaMonkey Are you sexually attracted to Vika's wings? I wonder what other divinations I might perform by my knowledge of the culinary arts. 6 hours ago, indigoasis said: Just wanna point out that the examples listed are all things that humans eat. See fried chicken? Mouth waters. See a hot babe? Mouth waters. It goes deeper still. 18 hours ago, SoulWeaver said: Jibril I don't care how many degrees of separation there are, that is ultimately a reference to the angel Gabriel and therefore I deem it heresy. 11 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: She proceeds to rip them off and gives them to the hero as a gift, which enables him to fly over gaps, and she says she'll grow back new wings later. Weird but kind of interesting. 10 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Came here to shitpost. Realized the world was God's shitpost. "God is a comedian playing to a house afraid to laugh." -Voltaire I have never intended to accuse the Good Lord of withholding His best material from us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 14 hours ago, Sooks said: What don’t we sexualize? I was going to say gross things and horror, but then I remember stuff like Two Girls One Cup, Human Centipede, fan art sexualizing Sadako and Kayako, and gore porn. Even things that are repulsive to most humans have the potential to turn a few humans on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 11 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said: I wonder what other divinations I might perform by my knowledge of the culinary arts. Chicken nuggets? Chicken drumsticks? Chicken patties? 3 hours ago, XRay said: I was going to say gross things and horror, but then I remember stuff like Two Girls One Cup, Human Centipede, fan art sexualizing Sadako and Kayako, and gore porn. I’m so glad I only know what the last one is... 3 hours ago, XRay said: Even things that are repulsive to most humans have the potential to turn a few humans on. My point exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 21 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said: I don't care how many degrees of separation there are, that is ultimately a reference to the angel Gabriel and therefore I deem it heresy. The other two Flugel whose names we know up to this point are named Azril and Rafil, so...yes, it is. Kamiya claims this does not mean all Flugel are named after biblical angels, but I find it telling we only know three Flugel names that are all references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, Sooks said: Chicken nuggets? Chicken drumsticks? Chicken patties? Quote, "The drumstick comes from the chicken leg or hindquarters of the chicken. Each chicken has two legs that can be divided into two parts, the drumstick, and the thigh." Nuggets and patties are not a part of the whole chicken so I can safely ignore them. 1 hour ago, SoulWeaver said: The other two Flugel whose names we know up to this point are named Azril and Rafil, so...yes, it is. Kamiya claims this does not mean all Flugel are named after biblical angels, but I find it telling we only know three Flugel names that are all references. Azrael and Raphael are not named in the Bible. Edited February 15, 2021 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 2/13/2021 at 8:01 AM, Interdimensional Observer said: Reminds me I watched an LP of an obscure game where the human hero comes to the accidental conclusion he has impregnated his sexy female alien companion, and that she is about to give birth. Turns it what actually happened is that females of her species grow wings when they feel intensely passionate about males, and that the growing of the wings is an exhaustive process. She proceeds to rip them off and gives them to the hero as a gift, which enables him to fly over gaps, and she says she'll grow back new wings later. My aunt was talking about a movie once where female aliens grew clawed tentacles out of their boobs. If I were that guy though I'd be like "cool thanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: My aunt was talking about a movie once where female aliens grew clawed tentacles out of their boobs. If I were that guy though I'd be like "cool thanks" I have seen enough hentai to know where that’s headed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Ottservia said: I have seen enough hentai to know where that’s headed Pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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