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4 hours ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

As for the Netflix game in question, the show based on the game is widely considered to be one of, if not the, greatest video game adaptations of all time, and is a must watch for both fans and non-fans of the property.

Okay, okay, I think I got it this time... I think.

It's Arcane, right? So then the answer to the rename would be League of Legends.

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2 minutes ago, indigoasis said:

Okay, okay, I think I got it this time... I think.

It's Arcane, right? So then the answer to the rename would be League of Legends.

Yep. Honestly a game that I played a lot in college. But it's gained a pretty nasty reputation since. Perhaps the only game less loved than its screen version.

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9 hours ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

I second the previous posters answers, and add that point 4 is Megaman

correct.

but the first one is not fire emblem. still not enough recruitment

8 hours ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

Hint - it's Koei's most dismal spinoff financial failure, and thus ironically named.

gundam warrior

19 hours ago, ping said:
  • Genocide and Other Atrocities... IN SPACE!
  • Flooring Inspector of the Caribbean
  • Rob Graves, Punch Nazis, Lecture at 4PM
  • The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht: MS Excel edition
  • Local Society Man Ruins Everything

upping this one since no answer to this yet it seems. 

  • star wars?
  • pirate of caribbean?
  • wolfenstein?
  • no idea
  • gta

honestly no idea for the most of it. lol

oh and mega man is saving society only become very apparent in manga adaptation.

10 hours ago, indigoasis said:

I can't play guitar.

me neither. sad violin song in background

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48 minutes ago, joevar said:

gundam warrior

Nope. Gundam got sequels. They had one that flopped so hard they don't even bother with discounts or reporting sales figures. Shame too. It wasn't even bad.

 

* Open World Exposition Hunt

* Psychic Hipster Undoes Their Fuckups. Or doesn't.

* You Are What You Eat

* Ubisoft Beanie Looter

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18 minutes ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

Nope. Gundam got sequels. They had one that flopped so hard they don't even bother with discounts or reporting sales figures. Shame too. It wasn't even bad.

 

* Open World Exposition Hunt

* Psychic Hipster Undoes Their Fuckups. Or doesn't.

* You Are What You Eat

* Ubisoft Beanie Looter

arslan warrior? i thought every warrior has sequel despite not doing well

 

  • horizon zero dawn
  • no idea
  • feeding frenzy
  • division
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9 minutes ago, joevar said:

arslan warrior? i thought every warrior has sequel despite not doing well

 

  • horizon zero dawn
  • no idea
  • feeding frenzy
  • division

Yes. Ironically named because the Warriors of Legend faded into obscurity real fast.

 

No

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No

Yes

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5 hours ago, joevar said:

upping this one since no answer to this yet it seems. 

  • star wars?
  • pirate of caribbean?
  • wolfenstein?
  • no idea
  • gta

honestly no idea for the most of it. lol

0 / 5, I'm afraid. I'm either way too vague, or the franchises are too unknown in FE circles, or both :lol: To give some additional hints:

  • Genocide and Other Atrocities... IN SPACE! - Only a single game thus far, actually. Genre is Grand Strategy / 4X.
  • Flooring Inspector of the Caribbean - There's a new game coming up! ...and the lead designer was bullied off the internet by GAMERS (tm)
  • Rob Graves, Punch Nazis, Lecture at 4PM - Selling these fine leather jackets at 6:30. Theme Song by John Williams
  • The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht: MS Excel edition - Same genre and developer as #1.
  • Local Society Man Ruins Everything - Iä! Iä! Cthulu fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Here are mine:

  • "Oh for fuck sake why can't the stupid princess use her smash moves and murder that rapist reptile?"
  • "So which is it? Is it the French Revolution or British Monarchist Reform?"
  • "Sooo, are the two Clans the stand-ins for the Ainu?"
  • "Become champion and eff the haterz!!!"
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6 hours ago, ping said:

0 / 5, I'm afraid. I'm either way too vague, or the franchises are too unknown in FE circles, or both :lol: To give some additional hints:

  • Genocide and Other Atrocities... IN SPACE! - Only a single game thus far, actually. Genre is Grand Strategy / 4X.
  • Flooring Inspector of the Caribbean - There's a new game coming up! ...and the lead designer was bullied off the internet by GAMERS (tm)
  • Rob Graves, Punch Nazis, Lecture at 4PM - Selling these fine leather jackets at 6:30. Theme Song by John Williams
  • The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht: MS Excel edition - Same genre and developer as #1.
  • Local Society Man Ruins Everything - Iä! Iä! Cthulu fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The first is Sins of a Solar Empire. No idea on the others.

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8 hours ago, joevar said:

 

but the first one is not fire emblem. still not enough recruitment

You don't mean the

Suikoden series

and its 108 stars of destiny to recruit.

 

On 9/11/2022 at 11:16 PM, ping said:
  • Genocide and Other Atrocities... IN SPACE!
  • Flooring Inspector of the Caribbean
  • Rob Graves, Punch Nazis, Lecture at 4PM

Hmm...time for me to guess all of these wrong, but here we go

  • Stellaris
  • Tropico
  • Indiana Jones (is there an Indiana Jones game?)

Although I am drawing a blank on the next two

 

 

7 hours ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

 

* Open World Exposition Hunt

* Psychic Hipster Undoes Their Fuckups. Or doesn't.

* You Are What You Eat

* Death Stranding

* Psychonauts

* Kirby

 

7 minutes ago, henrymidfields said:

 

  • "Oh for fuck sake why can't the stupid princess use her smash moves and murder that rapist reptile?"

Mario...

but drawing a blank on the others

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On 9/12/2022 at 8:16 AM, ping said:
  • Genocide and Other Atrocities... IN SPACE!
  • Flooring Inspector of the Caribbean
  • Rob Graves, Punch Nazis, Lecture at 4PM
  • The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht: MS Excel edition
  • Local Society Man Ruins Everything

@Eltosian Kadath got two correct - Stellaris and Indiana Jones - but let me solve the rest (and explain myself):

  • In Stellaris, you can play as empires that are literally genocidal in nature: Fanatic Purifiers ("KILL ALL THE XENOS!"), Devouring Swarms, or Determined Exterminators (murderous robots). But even as a "merely" xenophobic empire, you can murderize entire species, or enslave them, or eat them, or genetically atropy their brains... If there's a dystopian SciFi trope, Stellaris probably has it.
    • In addition, Stellaris is developed by Paradox, who's otherwise mostly famous for their historical Grand Strategy games (Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis, Victoria...). They generally avoid making genocide into a game mechanic, but EU4 in particularly has a couple infamous instances "click button, murder people".
  • The main character of the Monkey Island series, Guybrush Threepwood, starts the first game as a wannabe pirate. In the very first dialogue, a sentry replies to that by saying that he looks more like a flooring inspector. Guybrush not being a very manly man or pirate-y pirate is a bit of a running gag throughout the series.
  • Dr Henry Walton "Indiana ("Indy")" Jones, when he's not out there punching nazis and stealing cultural treasure, works as a college professor.
  • Another Paradox game/series: Hearts of Iron, set in the 1930s and 40s. Every nation is playable, so that includes the nazis. This, in my opinion, puts the devs in a bit of a catch-22. They obviously can't gamify the freaking Holocaust (and they didn't) - but that means that nazi Germany is just another playable faction similar to everybody else. I've seen the justification that HoI is an army game, so you're just controlling the Wehrmacht, who didn't have anything to do with the Holocaust, but, well, that propagates said "myth of the clean Wehrmacht" and ignores stuff like WW1 generals giving the Nazis some nice propaganda fodder, the Wehrmacht protecting the regime doing the Holocaust, or the war in eastern Europe being explicitly genocidal in its goals.
  • In Darkest Dungeon, literally every bad thing you encounter can be traced back to your dead Ancestor, who called you to clean up his mess, being a moustache-twirling villain.
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18 hours ago, Eltosian Kadath said:

You don't mean the

Suikoden series

and its 108 stars of destiny to recruit.

but of course

On 9/13/2022 at 2:33 PM, ping said:

0 / 5, I'm afraid

dang, so many no-es. 

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another 

  • Handsome man hitting undo and slow button like nobody's business
  • Man with expensive toys playing hide-and-seek in illegal places
  • USSR is winning war against America but no one knows what Nuclear is
  • War against alien; but your girlfriend ends up being the Queen of space tetanus
  • Fighting a guy with soundtrack that screams 'Murica way more than actual America anthem
  • Man too angry to die
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2 hours ago, joevar said:
  • Fighting a guy with soundtrack that screams 'Murica way more than actual America anthem
  • Man too angry to die

Metal Wolf Chaos for the former and 3H Azure Moon for the latter

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21 hours ago, Eltosian Kadath said:

* Death Stranding

* Psychonauts

* Kirby

Nope.

 

3 hours ago, joevar said:

but of course

dang, so many no-es. 

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another 

  • Handsome man hitting undo and slow button like nobody's business
  • Man with expensive toys playing hide-and-seek in illegal places
  • USSR is winning war against America but no one knows what Nuclear is
  • War against alien; but your girlfriend ends up being the Queen of space tetanus
  • Fighting a guy with soundtrack that screams 'Murica way more than actual America anthem
  • Man too angry to die

Umm...

 

* Three Houses

*

* Starcraft

* Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

* God of War

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The Legend of Zelda - Holy Elf Princess Saga

Metroid - Mobile Suit Gunned 'Em

Pokemon - Monster in my Pocket Balls

Splatoon - Squid Kid Showdown

Final Fantasy - Latest Photorealistic Postmodern Sci-Fi Drama

Castlevania - Belmont's Bizarre Adventure

Mega Man - Super Fighting Robots

Street Fighter - Martial Arts Combo Kings: Ultra Hyper Turbo Deluxe

Sonic the Hedgehog - Speedy the Blue Needlemouse

Crash Bandicoot - Maniac Marsupial

Spyro the Dragon - Dragon Dude with Attitude

Shantae - I Dream of Half-Genie

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On 9/14/2022 at 5:57 PM, henrymidfields said:

Metal Wolf Chaos for the former and 3H Azure Moon for the latter

nope. 0/2

On 9/14/2022 at 6:31 PM, Fabulously Olivier said:

Nope.

 

Umm...

 

* Three Houses

*

* Starcraft

* Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

* God of War

  • no
  • -
  • -
  • YES
  • no
  • no
On 9/14/2022 at 2:58 PM, joevar said:

Fighting a guy with soundtrack that screams 'Murica way more than actual America anthem

i guess this one is a bit unfair, since not representative of the game, but more of a meme. Its Street Fighter and the ost of Guile.

these one still up for answer 

  • Handsome man hitting undo and slow button like nobody's business
  • Man with expensive toys playing hide-and-seek in illegal places
  • USSR is winning war against America but no one knows what Nuclear is
  • Man too angry to die
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On 9/11/2022 at 4:47 AM, Fabulously Olivier said:

Fashion Wars is Endgame

Might be a stretch as I haven't reached the endgame, but TWEWY?

On 9/13/2022 at 4:33 AM, Fabulously Olivier said:

* Psychic Hipster Undoes Their Fuckups. Or doesn't.

Life is strange

On 9/13/2022 at 3:55 PM, henrymidfields said:

"Sooo, are the two Clans the stand-ins for the Ainu?"

God gives you a phone and sends you off to (eventually) kick their problem child's and fanboy's ass.

 

I'll try:

  • Baby star of the local legends refuses to stay in bag
  • Much less shepherding and more archeology nerding than the job's name would suggest
  • Prison break, arson, theft, revenge, homicide, kidnapping, but no underage drinking / Criminals (and one goodie-two-shoes) who all adopt the same child together stay together
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4 minutes ago, Kori said:

Might be a stretch as I haven't reached the endgame, but TWEWY?

Life is strange

God gives you a phone and sends you off to (eventually) kick their problem child's and fanboy's ass.

 

I'll try:

  • Baby star of the local legends refuses to stay in bag
  • Much less shepherding and more archeology nerding than the job's name would suggest
  • Prison break, arson, theft, revenge, homicide, kidnapping, but no underage drinking / Criminals (and one goodie-two-shoes) who all adopt the same child together stay together

No. It's an MMO.

Yes.

 

Kirby

Tales of Zestiria

Grand Theft Auto

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1 minute ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

No. It's an MMO.

Yes.

 

Kirby

Tales of Zestiria

Grand Theft Auto

Correct for Zestiria o/ I understand where that comes from for Kirby and GTA but they're not what I had in mind.

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13 minutes ago, Kori said:

God gives you a phone and sends you off to (eventually) kick their problem child's and fanboy's ass.

"Pokeballs were just invented and people were still learning how to throw them at things. So Pokemon would kinda...wreck people."

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