Ein Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 "cheeseburger with no cheese, please" I used to do this until a cashier said I could just order a plain hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) I used to do this until a cashier said I could just order a plain hamburger. my dad would order that for me only when a cheeseburger is cheaper (and otherwise when cheeseburgers are being made then I would request no cheese) Edited May 4, 2016 by Freohr Datia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex95 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I normally get a chicken burger due to my beef allergy, but whatever. Cheese, tomato, lettuce, mustard, mayo, maybe onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) Bottom Bun, Cheese, Meat, Tomato, Onions (and maybe bacon) then top Bun. Also no ketchup, mustard or relish I really hate that stuff. (No Lettuce too, sorry lewdy) Edited May 4, 2016 by Naughx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 tofu burger on rye, no toppings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koneko Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) Bottom Bun - Wagyu Beef - Cheese - Chili Mayo - Fried Egg - Furikake - Caramelized Bacon - Crisp Onion Rings - Top Bun Edited May 4, 2016 by Dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 BIG, BEEFY BUNS A BIG OL' MEAT BURGER a single cheese WHY NOT SOME BACON TOO? GOTTA LUBRICATE THAT SHIT WITH SOME (mmMMmmM) BARBEQUE SAUCE s o m e l e t t u c e AHHH GO ON THEN SLAP ON A MOTHERFUCKING BEETROOTOR TWO chips on the side, thin, crispy, well-salted ones mMMMmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zera Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8u8Z3bUQfs Do not eat if you don't want a heart attack. Edited May 4, 2016 by Zera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 warm, toasted buns the meat to bread ratio must be good, the focus is on the meat some lettuce on the top some mustard.. somewhere? some grilled onions that have a sweet flavor a slice of the sharpest cheddar they have, like, the sharpest aye, let's put some peppers in there too, something not too hot but not too mild one big slice of tomato something fried and crunchy in between Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daiya Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 warm, toasted buns the meat to bread ratio must be good, the focus is on the meat some lettuce on the top some mustard.. somewhere? some grilled onions that have a sweet flavor a slice of the sharpest cheddar they have, like, the sharpest aye, let's put some peppers in there too, something not too hot but not too mild one big slice of tomato something fried and crunchy in between No eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 No eggs? good call, i forgot my egg i would have gotten an egg on the side anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 (edited) I don't eat meat so I've always wanted to try those burgers where a portabello mushroom replaces the patty. I would probably then just like onions, and toasted buns. I haven't ever tried fake cheese IDK about the cheese. So pretty much no meat and no dairy on the burger with everything you would usually expect. Edited May 5, 2016 by commie scum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Are you a vegan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Are you a vegan? yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I mean I don't really care that much about the cheese. I like the meat my dad makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 bacon BBQ sauce pepperjack light tomato lettuce and pineapple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapbar Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 King's Hawaiian hamburger buns. Grilled onions, sauteed mushrooms, ol' fashioned american cheese. steak sauce and of course the burger itself along with bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 5, 2016 Author Share Posted May 5, 2016 and pineapple nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargirl Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 (edited) lettuce, cheese, tomato, onion, bacon, mayo, ketchup and a big o' beef patty perf... -u- also the mayo and ketchup must blend into each other niceeeeely perf x2 Edited May 5, 2016 by Hashuni Mei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 bacon BBQ sauce pepperjack light tomato lettuce and pineapple Yoooooo! Pineapple on a burgie is so bomb, thank you for reminding me! aaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Oh man I love burgers. Not real big on cheese so I go without Both buns and meat of course, I get ketchup and pickles. I'm cool with lettuce but I don't love it. I'll get bacon on there if possible but that doesn't usually happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I'm a sucker for Love's generic-ass hamburger buns, but I'm a weirdo like that. But since I'm describing the ideal cheeseburger, we're going into eclipse's childhood, which involved those buns, so yeah. Heat those buns gently - enough where they're pleasantly warm, but not so hot that they fall apart. Best done by leaving them face-down on a grill for thirty seconds or something. Massage some lean beef, sage, salt, and pepper into a ball, flatten that ball, then put that ball on the grill (you DID remove the hamburger buns, right?). Five minutes per side, then lay a thick slice of Actual Swiss cheese on top, and leave it for another minute. Put a leaf on the bottom bun, then slide the patty onto the waiting bun. Toss in a bit of butter, chop up some mushrooms (button/crimini work best for this), and saute those buggers for two and a half minutes. Slide 'em on top of the cheese. Top it off with another leaf of lettuce. This should keep the bun from falling apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I suggested this qotd, but then I realised it's too enormous a question to respond to myself. What even is an ideal cheeseburger? Is it something I enjoy? Is it something I've really enjoyed before? Or is it something I haven't had yet? Can such a thing even exist? For the most part though, I like a warm, soft and sorta sweet bun that won't fall apart, about one or two slices of cheese (sharp cheddar works really nice) that's all melty, and onions chopped into tiny squares, lots of 'em. Pickles, tomatoes, lettuce...they can be there too, but not too much. Patty should be seasoned well, but not so much to drown out everything else, and possibly cooked to medium-well done. I like ketchup and mustard. Bonus points if it's honey mustard. But all that is just...just general stuff, things I've liked, just the things I know, you know? Maybe somewhere out there, there's a legendary cheeseburger I don't even know about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 5, 2016 Author Share Posted May 5, 2016 (edited) the bun should be secondary to the smorgasbord of meat, cheese, fried onions, exactly three pickles, and mustard.i'm bad at describing food, but i'm also really flexible on what a great cheeseburger is. five guys is typically good enough for me.QUESTION EIGHT HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-ONE: What are the first things you do when you wake up every morning? Edited May 5, 2016 by Tangerine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 My favorite thing about me is that I'm not a part of these QOTD questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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