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The steak will rot before it heats up, unless you put it into one of those aluminum oven things that allow you too cook with the sunlight. You'll have to make it yourself, though.

 Was everyone so busy with E3 that they didn't comment here for several hours?

 

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Maybe, but I wouldn't advise trying it.

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HAVE YOU EVER EATEN PICKLED BEET!?

Yes, in fact! My great-grandmother would often make pickled beets, and they were delicious. In my opinion, it's the best way to eat beets.

 

Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?

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Because he was in one.

Would One Punch Man's Saitama be able to heft Mjolnir because he is pure of heart, or because he's just incredibly strong?

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2 hours ago, Purple Mage said:

What is the difference between a Spellsword and a Battlemage?

One has the magic word as a prefix, while the other has it as a suffix.

One wields a sword, the other, an axe.

One is extremely deadly in combat, while the other is more versatile elsewhere.

I was in the middle of typing this as Captain Karnage posted, so I'm leaving it.

5 minutes ago, Captain Karnage said:

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Your feet can't smell, but your nose can, and they seem to have a disliking of each other.

 

Who/What is "breaking" the news? And how can it be broken?

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Because.

Also since @Hawkwing's question wasn't answered, I'll answer it:

Some dude named Tom keeps accidentally breaking it. We think he's an anomalous object, but the Foundation hasn't responded to our e-mails yet.

Why is the idea of summoning demons so freaking cool?

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They aren't. In fact, they're so good at doing their jobs that you didn't notice the difference they made.

What in the world was the person that invented bubble wrap doing?

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Inventing something to help prevent fragile packages from breaking in the mail, duh.

Did Yankee Doodle call the feather, the town, his hat, or the pony Macaroni?

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