FOLGORE RANGERS ROLL CALL

CT075 · April 8, 2012

camdar threw his arms up in disgust

"fuck all this shit i'm going back to coding robots"

and then he was never seen again

MacLovin · April 8, 2012

Added the Casting list in the OP.

Sunwoo · April 8, 2012

Hahaha ... it just goes on and on. :P: But you're happy, right ZM? :XD:

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

So, with the addition of Rangers Purple and Orange to the roster, the number of Rangers grows on to combat Horita Repulsa's evil forces.

(Cue Tokusatsu group pose)

Setting-

Imps room/Temp HQ

(Folgore Rangers(Red, Blue, Pink, Yellow, Black, White, and Green), Refa 5, and Eliedon go onstage)

(Folgore Green trips over huge stack of JoJo manga and misses self-impaling self on Refa 5s external drill attachment.

(Rest of Cast must show obliviousness)

Eliedon-I have summoned you here to alert you of a new threat to our society.

Refa 5-Megaman games are being banned?

Imp-JoJo's ending?

Doku-Horita ursurped the fe4 draft record from me again?

Darros-We're going to turn into another Scooby-Doo type show?

Eliedon-No Rangers, I'm out of lens cleaner for my monocle!

Banzai-But, HOW DO YOU EVEN USE IT WITHOUT HANDS? And besides, it's not even a physical monocle!

I'm an english major, don't try to pull the wool over my eyes.

Eliedon-Ok, I was attempting to use some Human style Humor.

The threat is this, Refa 5-the holograph now please!.

(Refa 5 sputters, and fireworks start coming out of its head)

Boron-Lemmee see what's wrong now, oh I see.

(Inserts taser into Refa 5s chest slot and turns it)

(Refa 5 shrinks to r2-d2 size, and his eyes project an image of a huge white dinosaur similar in looks to Barney)

Eliedon-This creature was found to be nearby the local Ice Cream factory.

Imp-Soo cuuute!

Harpoon-So is this thing going to go on a rampage or something?

Eliedon-*Grumples* Of course, this is a cheesy Tokusatsu show, why would it not go on a rampage?

Harpoon-I was thinking, what would happen if we could train it?

(Rest of cast facepalms)

Banzai-That's a horrid, idiotic idea. I know, because I am an english major!

Doku-Rangers, away!

(Boron slams a red button)

(FOlgore Rangers teleport, Imps room becomes trashed)

[Rangers+Refa 5 appear in front of Ice Cream Factory]

Harpoon-*Points huge pile of dinosaur "dung"*

Imp-Someone needs to use the litter box....

[silence]

Darros-Jinkeys!, a clue!

*Points to giant set of dinosaur footprints*

[Huge factory door opens, and a tremondous silhoette is viewed]

[Cue suspense music]

[Giant Unknown monster roars]

and this show was brought to you buy.........

KoT:Problem Solver

Have a problem:Throw an archer at it!.

(Horita Repulsa throws Wolt, ROlf and Wil at the Folgore Rangers in an animated clip)

Narrator-WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THESE BRAVE YOUNG HEROES?

TUNE IN TOMMORROW, SOMETIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL!

Edited April 9, 2012 by Folgore Green

BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER · April 9, 2012

wtf m8

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

Did I just turn Darros into a Velma clone?

Also, there exists the legendary Gold and Silver rangers!

Of course, the Casting Manager (Doku) makes the decisions on all further Ranger recruitments.

Now, we have 4 stories going on.

I'll try to update daily.

Also, advertising.

Hmmmm, this could be a nice racket.

Sunwoo · April 9, 2012

Also, I'm pretty sure that the original Rangers will be the stars of the show. :P:

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

We are probobly going to get armies, and become generals of the armies, serving under Folgore Red.

Oh hell, we could take over SF by the point that happens.

Also, lucky people may get cameos in the script. As random disposable characters!

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

[Theme song plays with animated intro]

[Narrator does a flashback]

[Dinosaur head breks through silhoette]

Frosty-*Roars*

(Ice cream mustache is present)

Doku-Folgore Rangers:ROll out!

Boron-*Muttering* We're gonna get sue'd by at least 3 companies for this...

Banzai-You are correct, I know this because I'm an English Major!

*Bazooka pops out of Nowhere into Darros's hands*

*NEt launches and captures Frosty*

Darros-Well, now where's the hard part again?

Refa 5-YOU IDIOT!

*Frosty disintegrates net with Freezer Breath*

*Imp squeels in terror and freezes*

DOku-FOLGORE GREEN! GRAB HER NOW, WHILE I SUMMON OUR ZORDS!

*LAsso appears out of nowhere*

*Harpoon lassoes Imp and runs*

*Imp gets thrown into the air*

*Refa 5 catches Imp*

Refa 5-Bleep Borp!

Harpoon-Indeed, Borp Bleeple!

*The Trio dodge a vat of soft ice cream being tipped over on them.

*Zords appear popping out of warphole*

*Refa 5 throws Imp into her cockpit*

Doku-EVERYONE, LET'S BOOGIE!

Folgore White-Kraken Zord!

Folgore Blue-Minotaur Zord!

FOlgore Yellow-Gorilla Zord

Folgore Black-Centaur Zord!

Folgore Green-Chinese Dragon Zord!

Folgore Pink-Hawk Zord!

and Folgore Red-Basilisk Zord!

Doku-COMBO ATTACK NO.3455324.2390743289623894632!

Refa 5-*Watching at a distance* Oh no, not that!

*Centaur Zord grabs Dragon Zords tail and repeatedly bashes Frosty with it*

Banxai-This is the right thing to do! I know it, because I am an English Major!

*Dinosaur is KO'd*

[Horita and Camdar appear]

Horita-The Folgore Rangers must be weary, now is the time to strike!

Camdar-But we already struck!

Horita-The we must strike back again!

Camdar-Did that too boss.

Horita-The we must strike back once more!

Camdar-Did that too boss!

Horita-*Wearily* Then we must strike back once again!

Camdar-Ok boss, got it!

(Camdar cackles as he pulls an old remote control out of nowhere)

Horita-I summon the power of getting first in the fe7 drafts!

(Giant Peguses Monster appears)

*Horita hands Camdar a slim lance and a PEg Knight outfit*

Horita-Put it on, you're controlling this beast while I go steal some Ice Cream.

Camdar-B B But boss! I don't know how to wear this!

*Horita zaps Camdar*

*Smoke clears*

*Camdar is shown in Peg Knight attire*

Camdar-I feel the power! THE POWER OF DRAFTED FLYERS!

*Camdar mounts Peg beast and rushes off to fight assembled Folgore Rangers.*

*Folgore Rangers stare at Camdar*

13th-What in the hell...............

Darros-Did Horita do to this guy?

Harpoon-*Rolls on floor, laughing*

*Rest of rangers begin Laughing*

Camdar-*Stuns Folgore Rangers by using a Silver Greatlance*

Doku-Lets Boogie some more!

*Folgore Rangers start combining into the Folgore Zord*

[Ad time starts]

Narrator-We will bring you back to your show after these messages.

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

[ad time ends]

Narrator-and now we return you to your program.

Doku-Folgore Zord, Fire the laser!

Harpoon-*Pulls lever*

*Harpoon Zord part extends and Dragon Mouth opens*

*Laser is being fired*

Harpoon-My energy's being depleted at a swift rate!

Imp-OHMYGODWE'REGONNADIE!

*Imp starts getting hysteric*

Boron-*Pulls lever*

Boron-Oops, wrong one.........

Doku-FOlgore Yellow! Quick thinking, we'll use up all our energy to destroy this beast!

Refa 5-*Over Folgore!Radio* Pegusi have huge energy resistance, you idiots!

*Frosty jumps up, Ice beams the Peg, and starts eating it*

Camdar-Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not Humphrey!

Banzai-THe dinosaurs doing the right thing, I know this because I'm an english major!

Camdar-I must use my secret weapon!

*Pulls out English Phd Diploma*

Banzai-*Almost goes catatonic*

Harpoon-Oh I have one of those!

*Pulls out English Phd Diploma*

(Rest of Rangers pull out an English Phd diploma)

Banzai-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have you done, internetz!

Boron-*Starts shaking Banzai* CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

*Boron lets Banzai drop to the floor*

Darros-*Starts punching Banzai* CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Imp-*Starts Kamehameha-ing Banzai* CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Doku-*Starts forcing Banzai to do Parco FOlgore's Booby Dance* This should get you to calm down!

Harpoon-*Knocks Banzai out with giant cartoon style mallet* He's down.

13th-You know, he was supposed to just CALM down, not be down and out.

[synchronized laugh track plays]

Camdar-Rangers, I will retreat, but I shall have my revenge!

*Horita returns, eating Ice Cream*

Camdar-Boss! No fair!

Horita-It's my job, live with it.

Doku-So we meet again Horita!

Horita- I believe that's my line!

*Frosty gets up and snarls at Horita*

Horita-I SHALL MAKE A TACTICAL RETREAT! I HAVE NOT LOST YET!

(Horita and Camdar warp away)

*Frosty rolls over like a puppy*

Imp-Awww, he's so cute, CANWEKEEPHIM?PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?

Doku-Why not, we'll teach him how to Boogie!

Narrator-

And so the day is saved once more..............

[Credits play]

Colonel M · April 9, 2012

The real Fulgore.

No Folgore can compare...

Titamon · April 9, 2012

whats going on in here?

Darros · April 9, 2012

whats going on in here?

Pure Awesome.

Jotaro Kujo · April 9, 2012

Oh god that killed me when everyone pulled out PhD's in English XD

That was spectacular, Harpoon.

Sunwoo · April 9, 2012

Wow, Harpoon, that was fast! :lol: Of course, I would never have a PhD in English ... :P (We used to make fun of the English major in our hall during my first year in undergrad.)

Nightmare · April 9, 2012

[spoiler=My vain and terrible contribution to the thread]The Rangers went to celebrate, as usual, after their triumph over Zeddmare.

However, on the moon...Horita was frustrated at yet another defeat. "Argh, why can't I defeat a bunch of lousy teenagers?!" he/she said as he/she slammed his/her fist on the table, causing the ever-present coffee to erupt out of its mug and fall back in. Suddenly, Camdar came rushing in.

"M-Master, you wouldn't believe this, it's...it's...!" he said, but couldn't quite work up the courage to end his sentence. "What is it? Tell me!" Horita cried, "It's not an attack by the Rangers, is it?" Camdar was still speechless, but finally said, "No! They can't even get here, it's something a lot worse!"

Horita went outside of his/her room. What could possibly be worse, he/she thought to him/herself, when suddenly, an imposing figure stood before him/her. "Report to me, Horita. Have you conquered Earth yet?" the figure said. "L...Lord Zeddmare! How unexpected of you to show up at this hour...I...please come in," Horita said. "I have no time for this foolish courtesy of yours! But I can clearly see in your hesitation that you...have not conquered even a single acre of that miserable planet!" Lord Zeddmare said, as he walked into Horita's room. "And what is it that stands in your way, let me see..." he said and turned on a feed of the Folgore Rangers, singing drunk karaoke.

"Children! Mere children, standing in your way! Unbelievable!" Zeddmare said as he glowed red with rage, "And did I not give you my greatest resources to conquer Earth? What is it that's keeping you, then?! Children! INFANTS!"

"You see, Lord Zeddmare, I even once tried to defeat them using your powers..." Horita said. "My powers? What?" Zeddmare cut him off. "Y-you see, Camdar informed me that we have a DNA sample of yours, and I took the liberty to..."

Suddenly, the other Zeddmare entered, gracefully, handsomely, only mildly evil. The two Zeddmares stared at each other for a while; they were, after all, the very same! Outside, anyway. Lord Zeddmare (the real one) glowed with rage again. "You dared clone ME?! The all-powerful Emperor of Evil?! And he failed, too!" he said, clearly offended, and with a zap, the other Zeddmare was pulverised. "Horita! For cloning me, of all people, sullying my evil name and failing to wipe out a few rebels in your path, I shall bestow upon you the ultimate punishment!"

"NO!!!" Horita screamed, "Not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I beg of you, Lord Zeddmare! Please!"

"It's too late for begging!" Lord Zeddmare said, and zapped the entirety of Horita's draft stats to oblivion. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Horita screamed, once more, and then began sobbing uncontrollably. "I even managed to avoid spilling coffee on them today..." he/she said in a low tone.

"You are also on strict rations of only ONE draft a month!" Lord Zeddmare added. Horita gasped, his/her eyes widening in horror. "But I have decided to also have mercy on you, Horita, for today, you shall see how I, Lord Zeddmare, shall defeat those pathetic children! And from within the Earth itself, too..."

In an enormous brainstorm of evil, Lord Zeddmare made a most peculiar plan. "You see this, Horita?" Lord Zeddmare said, holding a pink and white object in his hand, "This is a crabstick. The most favourite snack of those foolish people in Serenes Forest, where the Folgores come from. I shall turn this crabstick into a repulsing monster, so as to stop them from eating their favourite snack...now, grow! Grow, my crabstick! Grow into an enormous monster!"

Lord Zeddmare sprayed the crabstick with some Acme Growth Spray and threw it down to the Earth.

---

Meanwhile, in the karaoke bar, the Folgores were enjoying some juice and delicious crabsticks. But just as Doku took one and tried to eat it, it mysteriously was pulled away by a mysterious force. The rest of the crabsticks in the karaoke bar followed suit, and then all the crabsticks in Serenes Forest...

Suddenly! The alert was there! Eliedon called the Rangers to Imp's attic.

"Curse you, Horita!" Doku said, as he rushed towards the attic. In a few minutes, they reached their destination and Eliedon began to speak.

"Rangers, it appears that there has been a disturbance in the Forest. Our favourite snack...well, your favourite snack, the crabstick, is being pulled towards a mysterious direction...but I know why this is, and who's behind it."

"No doubt, it's Horita. This sort of thing is obvious in any story," Banzai said.

"I'm afraid it's not," Eliedon replied, "rather, it's Lord Zeddmare."

"That weakling we beat a few days ago?" Harpoon asked.

"But he was handsome..." Imp murmured under her lips.

"Again, no. That was only a clone. I failed to tell you, but now you know. The real Lord Zeddmare is back on the moon, and he is furious at Horita's constant defeats at your hands. Lord Zeddmare is a dangerous enemy. He goes on galactic...conquests, for lack of a better term. In reality, he destroys every civilization's favoured snack and leaves them depressed and easy to conquer. He's trying to do this right now, right here at Serenes Forest, Rangers! Stop him at all costs!"

"The real Zeddmare...? But you don't need to tell me twice, Eliedon. Rangers, transform!" Doku said, and the rangers transformed. "To...wait, where is Zeddmare, anyway?"

"Oh, sorry. He's not here, but his monster is. Right at the beach, it seems. Put a stop to it!" Eliedon said.

"Right! Rangers, to the beach!" Doku said, and they all went to the beach using 13th's amazing driving powers.

"There it is...! That is...oh lord, what is that?!" Boron cried, pointing at the monstrosity that stood before them. And a monstrosity it was, for it was an enormous, slightly humanoid crab with crabsticks sticking out of every part of its body, wriggling in disturbing ways. The highlight, though? An enormous crabstick impaled through its back, which seemed to have a million eyes and faces, all concealed between its luscious red and white lines.

"Greetings, Folgores!" Lord Zeddmare's extremely handsome face was broadcasted to Earth in the form of a hologram, "How do you like my monster? Hahahaha! I name it...Crustacean Horror CrabRod! Bon appetit!" And with that, the broadcast ended.

"Curse you, Zeddmare!" Doku cried.

"I'll...I'll never have a crabstick again!" Darros said.

"You said it..." Boron said.

13th just stared at the monster.

"I think I'll have trouble sleeping tonight, this is even worse than JoJo's Bizarre Adventure," Harpoon said.

"See, guys, I'm not disturbed by this, because I read a lot of gory manga," Imp said.

"Likewise. Well, I don't read manga because the English is bad, but still," Banzai said.

"Come on, Rangers, pull yourselves together! Your reactions are exactly what that cursed Zeddmare wants!" Doku said, "Now, Rangers, we have to bring out the Zords! There's no possible way we can fight this thing without them!"

Suddenly, CrabRod caused massive mayhem on the beach, slamming a claw on the sand and causing a rift in the land. As soon as the Zords arrived, the Rangers were seated (comfortably) and faced CrabRod. They were still dwarfed by the crab monster but nonetheless had a decent chance against it...or so they thought.

"Leave this to me, guys. I may be the shortest, but I have the advantage here," Imp said, and used the vampire power in her Dio Zord (don't ask me why a robot has vampire powers) to jump high and punch the crab's face in. Soon, the other Zords joined in and started beating up the crab. It was almost too easy, because the crab didn't really put up a fight. After a while, it fell on its back.

"The Folgores are victorious! Yes!!" Doku said, fist-pumping while inside his Zord.

"Hahaha, this is just like that one time when Jotaro--"

"NO!!!!" Doku cut Imp off.

"Oh, sorry," Imp said.

But then, CrabRod got back up again with one spring action from the giant crabstick on its back.

"What? We have to beat it up all over again? This is nonsense! My Knuckles Zord should've broken it down whether it was solid or frail!" Darros said.

"Well, no point in complaining," Boron said, "let's finish it up."

"No, guys, this is something a lot more serious," Banzai said, "because according to the analysis my Tree Zord did of its name -- and that would be Crustacean Horror CrabRod -- it took no damage at all!"

"Curse you, Zeddmare!" Doku said, "Curse you for being more handsome than me!!"

The other Folgores shot him dry looks with their Zords.

"What could we possibly do to harm it, then?" Boron asked.

"According to my criticism, that giant crabstick on its back should be its actual life," Banzai said.

"But...what does criticism have to do with this?" Boron said.

"Don't question my English Major powers," Banzai replied.

"Well then, we know the plan now!" Harpoon said and rushed towards CrabRod's back. Suddenly, CrabRod, with one giant swing, slammed Harpoon's Dragon Condom Zord away and into the Dio Zord.

"Predictably, like every monster with a major weakpoint, the CrabRod protects it fiercely," Banzai said.

"Then there's only one thing we can do!" Doku said.

"Folgore Megazord!" everyone cried together, and the Folgore Megazord was formed. Now it was the same height as CrabRod, and went toe-to-toe against it. A magnificent battle of rapid-fire fisticuffs and rapid-fire claws was engaged in, until CrabRod came out victorious by grasping the Folgore Megazord's arms.

"Nnnh! Now's the time for your dumb luck, Harpoon!" Doku cried.

"Whuh?" Harpoon said as he threw a chocolate wrapper behind him and it hit Boron. It tickled her nose a bit and she flailed around, hitting the controls and making the Folgore Megazord kick CrabRod's groin. CrabRod was visibly staggered from the pain.

"Good job! Now leave the rest to me, the greatest of you all, your leader!!" Doku said. The Megazord proceeded to rip off CrabRod's arms, one after another. As soon as it did that, though, all the other crabsticks (except the giant one) opened up and fired laser beams at the Megazord. It blocked the attack, but sustained heavy damage.

"Curse you, Zeddmare!" Doku cried, once again.

"Wait, guys, I've got this!" Boron said, "Crabsticks...are just food! And what happens to food when you eat it?"

Everyone was silent.

"...It gets digested!"

"I was about to say that!" Doku said.

"Right then, we spray the crabsticks with digestive fluids!" Boron said. The Megazord commenced to do the exact same thing, and all the lethal crabsticks melted away.

"Woohoo! Score one for the Folgores!" Darros cried.

"It's not over yet! Look!" Doku said. The giant crabstick on CrabRod's back began to split into two, and a nuclear cannon emerged from it.

"Holy Master Emerald! What is that?!" Darros said.

"Obviously, some sort of weapon of mass destruction," Banzai said.

"Blah, this episode is getting too long! Come on, leadership powers! Let's end this!!" Doku said, and with a swift and powerful movement, the Megazord held the cannon in a headlock, preventing it from moving. The cannon fired into deep space, and Earth was saved...momentarily. Then, the Megazord released the headlock (or cannonlock) and proceeded to rip out the giant piece of crabstick. It screamed loudly and disturbingly, but it was cut off as soon as it came off.

"Another point for the Folgores! But the job is not yet done..." Doku said. The Megazord then took CrabRod (who didn't really have a rod any more) and the giant crabstick, and flung it into deep, deep space.

"Victory is ours, my dear Folgores! But curse you anyway, Zeddmare!" Doku said, and the Rangers, alongside Refa-5 and Eliedon, rejoiced. But none of them had crabsticks for a while, because all of the crabsticks in the vicinity were destroyed.

---

In the moon base...

"Curse you, Folgores! That was only my...my most basic strategy! I think...anyway, I'll be back for more!" Zeddmare said, and went off to think of more maniacal plans.

Because I can't just hog the spotlight as the main villain, I have to do something, too!

From the Secret Files of Lord Zeddmare: Crustacean Horror CrabRod.

Height: 150m

Rod length: 50m

Weight: 678 metric tons

Rod weight: 100 metric tons

Grip power: 5,000 metric tons

Slam power: 10,000 metric tons

Weapons: Claws, crabstick lasers, nuclear cannon

Overall power level: 25,000,000

Created from a mutated, enormous crabstick that has impaled a typical crab, CrabRod is a horrifying creature of pure mayhem. It knows no fear and can easily crush the sturdiest of mountains with its attacks. The mutations caused by the giant crabstick have also created laser cannons inside all the other crabsticks lodged in its body, effectively making his defences impregnable. Impervious to all, it has a symbiotic relationship with the rod-like crabstick that has punctured its back. If separated, CrabRod's defences will be destroyed and it will be susceptible to all attacks, but CrabRod makes sure nothing can approach it.

CrabRod.

Edited April 10, 2012 by Nightmare

CT075 · April 9, 2012

public class Camdar extends Villain {
   private String[] motives = {
       "Code and get taller",
       "Defeat Shin Folgore (Doku) in a draft",
       "Reclaim title from Horita",
       "Finish most recent robot game"
   };
   private String[] priorities = {
       "Robots",
       "Coding",
       "Height",
       "Robots",
       "Drafting",
       "Folgores"
   };

   public static String getGenericCurseMessage(String target) {
       return "Curse you, " + target + "!!";
   }

   public static String chooseWeapon(Folgore opponent) {
       switch(opponent) {
           case SHIN:
               return "Sharlow";
               break;
           case BANZAI:
               return "ROMhacking";
               break;
           default:
               boolean ht = flipCoin();
               return ht ? "Victory Gundam" : "Documentation";
       }
   }

   public static String getDefeatMessage(Folgore opponent) {
       String message = getGenericCurseMessage(opponent.name);
       message += "I'll be back! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE END OF ME";
       boolean ht = flipCoin();
       message += ht ? "I SHALL RETURN, TALLER AND STRONGER THAN EVER" : "...Ah, fuck this. YOU'VE SEEN THE END OF ME";
   }
}

MacLovin · April 9, 2012

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(Refa 5s robot hand Yanks Harpoon by the neck and pulls him offstage)

[ad ends]

And now-

THE FUNKY FOLGORE RANGERS!

[Theme Song Plays]

Narrator-

And so in the big city of Serenes Forest, another evil deed is being commited!

Right under the noses of the cities sworn...errr whatever, protectors! THE FOLGORE RANGERS!

[scene shows Zeddmare with a machine]

Zeddmarre-This should do it, and just one final adjustments...

*Grabs Torch and starts welding panel shut*

Zeddmare- AND NOW IT IS DONE! MY GREATEST CREATION!

[Enter Horita]

Horita-Zeddmare, the machine is completed, is it not?

Zeddmare-Well, due to budget constraints, Horita, I cannot use this.

Horita-Wait, what happened?

Zeddmare-Camdar blew out our power grid.

Horita-Let me guess, the monster I summoned took more power than his grid could handle.

Zeddmare-Indeed, and that's why you don't skimp the budget for power and supplies.

Horita-[silence]

[scenes changes to Ranger HQ]

Eliedon-So I sent an email to several trillionaires, claiming that I was the Finance minister of Nigeria.......

Refa 5-YadaYada, skip it pops, where's the booze...errr Oil?

Eliedon-In the fridge, now go make Folgore Red a sandwich.

Refa 5-YOU FUCKING IDIOT, OIL ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN A FRIGID ENVIROMENT!

ELiedon-Bite me.

Refa 5-Haha fucker, I have NO teeth!

Frosty-Roar!

[Enter original rangers]

Doku-And this is our little guard dog!

*Points to Frosty*

Banzai-I know this because I'm an Engli-*GEts cut off*

Darros-WHERE'S THE BOOZE!

Boron-But you don't drink!

Darros-No, not Alchohol, Booze!, y'know the new energy drink?

[ad starts playing]

General Horace · April 9, 2012

hahaha Cam's is the best especially if you only read the green words

"Sharlow ROMhacking Victory Gundam"

Darros · April 10, 2012

Found the Booze!

Zak Something · April 10, 2012

Bewz is better.

CT075 · April 10, 2012

i totally meant for that to happen

Sunwoo · April 10, 2012

That was so random, Cam and Darros.

Darros · April 10, 2012

Didn't like the ad? :P

MacLovin · April 10, 2012