FOLGORE RANGERS ROLL CALL

[Darros]

It was only going to be in script format for that part, for that supposed to mimic the chat Next, we're actually going to enter SF.

[Sunwoo]

Get on it, dude! I want to see more!

[Darros]

but

that paper is real

and i actually have to do it

ill see if i can get something done later tonight

:(

[Sunwoo]

Oh, the paper is real? Then you should do that! Don't be like me and procrastinate on important school stuff! (Seriously, I have no idea how I graduated high school with my work ethics -- or lack thereof. Don't be like me.)

Your story can be our movie, or something like that!

[Zak Something]

I bet I'm a worse procrastinator than you, Boron~! :P

[Sunwoo]

Darros, it would be funny if Horita took everyone back to the days before I even registered.

Actually ... the days of picking Ayra first in FE4 drafts WAS before I joined ...

[MacLovin]

Wait.

Then Imp, Banzai, Boron, Myself, and Marth didn't exist then!

Neither did Refa or Elieson.

Therefore.

Since you've erased most of the cast in that story.

Its Blue and Red VS Camdar and Horita.

And guest starring:

Zeddmare,Integrigirl, Integriman, and -_-.....who else?

[Sunwoo]

Actually, Banzai and Elieson may have been members of this site back then, just not nearly as visible as they are now.

I know for a fact that I wasn't a member until the beginning of this year. You came in probably a month or so before I did. Pretty sure Imp was here, just not noticeable.

So it's effectively Red and Blue on their lonesome.

[Naglfar]

It was? O_o

Either way, keep it up! (Although it would be nicer if it were not in script format ...)

Chat log storytelling is the paragon of narration and you should be ashamed of this post.

[Sunwoo]

Chat log storytelling is the paragon of narration and you should be ashamed of this post.

You wish it were true.

[MacLovin]

Actually, Banzai and Elieson may have been members of this site back then, just not nearly as visible as they are now.

I know for a fact that I wasn't a member until the beginning of this year. You came in probably a month or so before I did. Pretty sure Imp was here, just not noticeable.

So it's effectively Red and Blue on their lonesome.

Sept. 2011.

Is not a month before you joined.

[CT075]

someone go draft

(god it feels good to actually have leverage to say that now)

[Darros]

Today I found out I am the unspecial member of the Folgore Rangers.

I need a bucket for all my cries.

[Sunwoo]

Don't worry, Blue! You remind the rest of the team to take lunch breaks!

[MacLovin]

Lol, so it goes like this?

Doku-Leader

Imp-one getting rescued..

Boron-Voice of reason

Banzai-Comedy relief

Harpoon-Comedy relief and possible cheesy duex ex machina

13th-Mystery man

Narshen and ZM-

Rookies.

So, Darros is the generic guy?

[Darros]

It's time for time travelling ~ Part 2

Fruitful Forest ~ Act 1

<Darros> OK so I was joking I'm not really namechanging.

<Dokutayuu> No!

<Darros> I must save my power for when I truly need it!

<Dokutayuu> This is why you're the least special one!

<Darros> qq

<Dokutayuu> So how about we actually enter SF?

<Darros> Sure, I'd like to see what's going on.

[Darros] has left the room

[Dokutayuu] has left the room

<Integrity> ...

<Integrity> The fuck was that?

Darros sneezed. The sun was rising on SF, like it did every morning. Wait, morning? It was nighttime in the chatroom when Shin and himself entered it.

"Must be the time warp." said Shin, after thinking for a second.

"Yeah, that conclusion sounds legit." replied Darros.

The two were on the edge of the forest. It was peaceful, and not many people were out. Usually the mornings had a few people travelling to and fro from the major cities of SF. The trees were a light shade of green, and the sky was a baby blue. Not a cloud was in it.

"So, what exactly are we going to do?" asked Darros.

"Not sure, I mean, what can we do?"

"I really don't know. We could walk to the Drafting Den and try to beat Horace!"

"I wonder if even I could pull that off now."

Shin laughed. "No, you can't."

Darros, sighed, and then he heard a yawn to his left that sounded largely familiar. He let out a harsh whisper, "quick, Shin, behind that conveniently large tree beside us so we can eavesdrop on the famaliar yawning person!"

They moved behind that conveniently large tree beside them so they could eavesdrop on the famaliar yawning person.

The voice of Horita boomed through the forest, "Camdar, must you be ...snoozy? You're interfering with my take over SF plans here!"

"Sorry boss, I was tired. Time travel is rough on the body."

"Pitiful! You're nothing but a bag of excuses! Now, did you bring the ruinometers?"

"I thought we renamed them because it's only ruining the stuff you don't like!"

"Oh yeah, did you bring the perfectometers?"

"Yes I.. didn't." muttered Camdar

"Incompetent Fool!" shouted Horita. "Now we must time travel back to the present to go to the past to go to the future! Or to the future to go to the past to go even further in to the present!"

"Well, good thing we have our time travelling wrist watches!"

"Don't be so optimistic! That is a terrible way of thinking! Assume the worst will happen, so you're prepared for it!"

"Oh, ok."

"Speaking of which, where is your wristwatch?"

Camdar checked his right wrist. "Well, it's not there...", then he checked his left "not there either....". After a thorough search, he came to the conclusion it was not on his person.

"Fool!" shouted Horita. "It's lucky for you time is of the essence, let us go back to the future of today, and present of less than an hour ago! Grab my wrist!"

Camdar grabbed Horita's wrist.

"Let's go, our destination time is in an hour, right here! But first, an evil laugh!" said Horita, as he burst into evil laughter, and the two disappeared instantly.

Darros stepped out from behind the conveniently large tree that was beside them which allowed them to eavesdrop on the familiar yawning person.

So did Shin.

"Did you hear that?" asked Shin

"Yeah, What kind of name is prefectometers? A lame one, that's what!"

"No!"

"Well, I guess you have your own opinion..."

"Darros! There's a time travelling wristwatch somewhere in the forest! Let's look for it!" exclaimed Shin, as he bent down to start searching the ground.

Darros had an idea. "FOLGORE BLUE - NAME CHANGE POWER!" he exclaimed, as he changed his name to "The finder of time travelling wristwatches".

The finder of time travelling wristwaches started to look around the forest, and found the wristwatch instantly. "See Shin, I'm special after all!"

Shin rolled his eyes, "You have to do more than that to impress me!"

The finder of time travelling wristwatches once again changed his name back to Darros. "We need to wait two months before we do this next do that. Or go back before I did that. Or go to the future. Or present. Gah, this is confusing!"

"Quite, but we have something to do! Let's follow Horita!"

"What no. That's silly."

"How is that silly at all?" asked Shin.

"Well, they're coming here in an hour. We can just move ourselves forward an hour to make things faster."

"No, that's a bad idea! We need to check on our fellow rangers, remember?"

"Oh yeah them. Let's go forward a year then." Darros put on the wristwatch, and got Shin to grab his wrist.

"We can skip the laugh part, right?" asked Darros.

"We're too cool for that! Let's boogie into the future!"

They started boogieing, and next thing they disappeared from the past.

[MacLovin]

Lol'd so hard.

I have this mental image of Parco Folgore and fe3Darros spying on Horace and Gamera!Camdar behind a bush...

[Sunwoo]

You continued the story! Nice!

[Sunwoo]

The Folgore Rangers Origin Story - Part 1

March 29, 4:00 PM -- Pacific Standard Time

Boron entered her student apartment, exhausted after a long day of classes. Not for the first time that semester, she regretted scheduling all of her classes on the same two days in an almost five hour block. Greeting her roommate and walking into her room, she turned on her laptop and went to make some lunch while it started up. About five minutes later, Boron came back into her room and sat down in front of her laptop, logging onto Serenes Forest once her Internet decided to cooperate.

She was about to enter the site, but then she noticed that the chat room seemed to be unusually active that day. Checking the bottom of the webpage to see who was present, Boron saw the usernames of a few of her acquaintances and the newest user on Serenes Forest. Assuming that they were simply greeting the new person, she went into the chat room instead of entering the Forest.

That one decision would change her life as it was at Serenes Forest.

March 29, 6:30 PM -- Eastern Standard Time

Darros -- although he was currently known as Machis the Renegade Knight -- was not happy at all. He glared at the PM that was sitting in his inbox, not knowing what to make of it. With shaking hands, he hit the "back" button on the browser and simply stared at his screen.

He was in no mood to enter Serenes Forest at the moment, not after receiving such a message. But still ... it was suspicious. And if his hunch were correct, then perhaps it were not even true at all. He saw that there were three users in the chat room -- The Joker, TheTinyImp, and General Banzai -- and debated his options. On the one hand, he wasn't really in the mood to listen to either Joker or Banzai at all. And yet ... he wanted to talk about the PM that he had just received. It was troubling him, and he needed to discuss it with someone. He entered the chat room.

[Machis the Renegade Knight has entered the room]

<The Joker> I just talked to her two days ago. She seemed fine, then. :/

<General Banzai> I am almost certain that it isn't for real.

6:35 PM

<General Banzai> I had a friend like that in real life.

<General Banzai> He would tell us horrible things about his life, but then we found out that he made it all up.

<TheTinyImp> Sounds like Munchausen syndrome to me

<Machis the Renegade Knight> What are you guys talking about?

<The Joker> Munchausen? What's that?

<TheTinyImp> Hey Darros

<The Joker> Darros!

<TheTinyImp> Joker

<TheTinyImp> It's when a person pretends that something's wrong with them or in their lives to gain attention

<The Joker> Darros

<The Joker> We were just talking about this PM that Banzai and I got earlier

<The Joker> Oh

<Machis the Renegade Knight> Wait, PM?

<General Banzai> That seems like a good analysis.

<Machis the Renegade Knight> Was it from BlueMage*?

<Machis the Renegade Knight> Err ... from her brother?

<TheTinyImp> You know about it too?

<The Joker> You got that PM, too?

<Machis the Renegade Knight> It was about how she had committed suicide, right?

6:40 PM

<General Banzai> Indeed.

<General Banzai> I got it, too.

<The Joker> Well, I suppose you were her friend as well ...

<Machis the Renegade Knight> This whole thing reeks of fish.

<Machis the Renegade Knight> I talked to her two days ago, and she was fine!

<Machis the Renegade Knight> And now she's dead?! This makes no sense!

<General Banzai> Munchausen syndrome makes sense to me.

<TheTinyImp> I hope she didn't really commit suicide ...

<TheTinyImp> I mean, I'll be sad if she did

<General Banzai> Guys, I don't think she really committed suicide.

<TheTinyImp> But it looks suspicious right now

<Machis the Renegade Knight> I don't know what to think right now.

<The Joker> Banzai

<The Joker> You really think it's fake?

<The Joker> I mean, yeah, it sounds odd, but how can we be sure?

<General Banzai> Joker

<General Banzai> Her stories don't add up.

<TheTinyImp> I've never really talked to her, but I've seen her on the chat room before

<TheTinyImp> To be honest, I was a little suspicious of her stories as well.

<Machis the Renegade Knight> Same here

<Machis the Renegade Knight> I know I've never said it out loud to anyone

<Machis the Renegade Knight> But the more I heard of her stories

<Machis the Renegade Knight> The more doubtful I was

<The Joker> I was sympathetic for her at first

<General Banzai> It's like that friend I was telling you guys about earlier.

<TheTinyImp> I wish we could find out what happened for real.

<The Joker> But her stories did seem to get weirder and weirder, but I didn't think too much on it

<TheTinyImp> I mean, if she really did commit suicide, I'm going to feel bad

<General Banzai> Trust me

<Machis the Renegade Knight> I know

<Machis the Renegade Knight> It's still possible

<General Banzai> I'm almost certain that this girl didn't kill herself.

<Machis the Renegade Knight> No matter how suspicious it looks right now.

6:45 PM

<The Joker> This is so weird.

<TheTinyImp> I wish we could find out for sure.

[Corynth has entered the room]

<Corynth> Are you guys talking about that girl's suicide?

<The Joker> Uhh ...

<Machis the Renegade Knight> Hi ...?

<General Banzai> Who are you?

<Corynth> I'm a therapist. I heard that a girl who lives in my town committed suicide today, and that she was a member on this site. I want to find out the truth.

*Credit goes to Kalas, who suggested the use of BlueMage.

Edited April 24, 2012 by Jihyun

[Naglfar]

whoa, suddenly edgy?

[Elieson]

Deep.I'm loving this.

[MacLovin]

You got my name wrong.

I was the Joker then.

[Elieson]

<br />You got my name wrong.<br /><br />I was the Joker then.<br />

<br /><br /><br />

"The Joker". You forgot to capitalize your own letter.

[Sunwoo]

You got my name wrong.

I was the Joker then.

Oops. I'll change that.

[Darros]

I'd like to say I may be grounded in the near future (a week) so uh... yeah :/

Fuck Parent Teacher