MacLovin Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 well, yeah, then shocking him into an afro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 well, yeah, then shocking him into an afro. Great lover of hair would never do such a vile thing :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 How about giving him a Bowl Haircut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 How about using him as a toilet? -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Lore by Shojor starring Shojor to get some shamelessly obtained screentime A.K.A The Convenient story part 1] It was another calm and beautiful day in Serenes Forest. Horita was very angry because of Camdar's success at being incompetent. Even more than that cursing Folgore Reddo! He decided to make some milky milkshakes to clear this bitter memory from his almighty mind. But when he arrived to the Horita's super deluxe refrigenerator (come to think of it, if he had less fancy stuff he might have money to hire better employees) he noticed that the milky milk he needs to make milky milkshakes was missing! In the state of anxiety one has if he can't have his milky milkshake fix, he desperately used his magic to teleport to the plot convenience mall in 3 turns. As he reached the milk products, he bumped into a weird frosty thing known as Frostysaurus Rex. From now on he shall be known as Frosty because I'm a lazy writer. As he noticed what he had run into, he realizes that this might be the most convenient thing since Warp Staff. He talked to the Weird Frosty thingy. - Good day dear mister Frostysaurus Rex. Would you perhaps be interested in serving me as a giant freezing Dinosaur of doom? ™ Frosty waved his head in denial because he didn't want to do anything that might cause being grounded. After few seconds of thinking, Horita decided to use an amazing brainwashing spell he had learned from the darkest corners of the internet. He spoke. - If you join me I shall give you a cookie. Frosty was quick to to agree as he was sure that Mama Frosty would understand the need of Cookies. -------------------------------------------------------------- Doku was walking down the street, as he had heard that it would be great way to shove his ego to the face of others. He would have had Banzai with him, but English Major would never agree to be part of this. Suddenly 13th run into him. - What brings you here? Asked Doku while shoving his ego to some random drafter whose name shall not be revealed to protect the innocent. - My plot-convenience sense are tingling! I Must alarm you from the nearing chaos. Said 13th. - What is this chaos? Asked Doku. As 13th pointed out that his powers were for plot convenience only, they heard a scream. They quickly changed to their raider forms with flashy effects and run towards the voice. ---------------------------------------------------------------- As they reached it, they found Darros covering his head while hiding in a back alley. - Who screamed? Asked Red. - Me, replied Darros. - Why? Wondered Red out loud. - I fell down, explained Darros. While cursing Darros' uselessness, the Folgores saw people running away from something. It was blue as ice and it was shaped like some sort of reptile. Identifying it as Frosty Darros ran forward to greet him. Being brainwashed by Horita's evil mind control magic, Frosty froze Darros where he stands. Red cursed. This would mean they needed something more creative to contact Shojor for his screentime that was the only reason for this lore to exist. For the conveniences sake they noticed Shojor walking out of a small shop that sells electronic devices. - What brought you here? Asked Red. - Well since I find having to rely on Refa for my charge risky, I decided it would be best for me to change to batteries. Replied the robot of fabulous Emo-Bangs. - Anyway, now that you are here, please help us to fight Frosty. Said White because Red is too mainstream in this story. As the Folgores charged towards Frosty, they noticed that Shojor was nowhere to be seen. Apparently he had already obtained his screentime fix. Because I apparently have to write this to the end, they kept charging towards him anyway. Being Folgores, they obviously were frozen in matter of seconds. Is this the end of Folgore Red? Will Shojor ever get over his screentime addiction? Does Jaden's hair really look like a Kuriboh? Find out in the next exiting episode of lore made fill Shojor's need for screentime fix. Edited May 23, 2012 by Shoptimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Everyone I bring good news, I will write a story for this thread later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=[color=#1C2837]Lore by Shojor starring Shojor to get some shamelessly obtained screentime A.K.A The Convenient story part 2][/color] In the last episode of Shojor's fix... ...You know what? If you haven't read part 1, GTFO ------------------------------------------------------------------ Camdar dragged his incompetent rear end to Horita's evil crystal ball room of doom. As he noticed Horita observing the crystal ball he became most interested with what was happening in it. It seemed that Horita's plan was working perfectly. And Camdar not being part of it annoyed Camdar greatly. If only he could affect the course of events positively... somehow, he wished while drinking the milky milk he borrowed from Horita's fridge. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Imp was doing groceries. After Eliedon and others had crashed to her whatever part of her residence it was, grocery costs had skyrocketed. She was about to step in a little electric devise shop to get Refa-5 a new toaster when she noticed Frosty on his rampage. Feeling the call of her Folgore duties she went to the direction opposite to that of Frosty's. On her way she noticed 3 frozen Folgores. Well one was technically just Darros as he had not changed to Folgore outfit at any point of the story. Jaden's hair does look like a Kuriboh. She was just about to leave them die to save in grocery bills when piece of paper fall on top of her head. She picked it up and it was SUGGESTIVE FAN ART OF CHRIS HEMSWORTH! Jackpot one might say. As her fangirl blushing went to the overdrive, she started to emit heat, smelting the Folgores. While Imp went to add the paper to her collections, other Folgores decided to run after Frosty because they are heroes and stuff... ...I think? ------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile Frosty had arrived to the center of town. It was about to bury the entire thing when Shojor appeared on top of a building! He had waited this moment his entire time since his last screentime fix. Mighty Shojor shall use his almighty hot air blowing powers to defeat the villain Frosty! He redied to jump in... Frosty was very happy. at this rate he would get his cookie very soon. He was just about to release enormous freezing wind when BANG!!!... Breezy Shadowpants appeared in front of him wearing most amazing set of shades. He didn't really care of the village. He just wanted some ego boost. He figured posing while big dinosaur exploded behind him would give him shit ton of ego. Having these convenient teleportation powers sure made it easy. When he appeared he had brought with him huge pile of explosives. He proceed to light a match with his chin like a true B.A.M.F... . ------------------------------------------------------------------ After lots of running to the right direction thanks to White's powers, Folgores were finally there. They saw Frosty. And then he exploded. In front of the explosion stood a man wearing shades. Darros fall on his knees in the sight of burning Frosty. Poor thing. He would avenge Frosty! Red shred a manly tear. Like a true leader he lifted his fist to the air and yelled: - Curse you Breezy whose name I conveniently know! I wanted that ego boost! Shojor stood there and watched. So much good screen time just in front of him. all taken by this man in shades. He also lifted his fist and sworn eternal rivalry to this thief he called Shades-guy, as his lack of screentime fix made him unable to harness the ancient power of convenience. In his lair Horita was at the peak of his rage. He lifted his arm up in the sky and copied some moves from John Travolta as he had nothing better to do. He is still angry to this Shadowpants but thats kinda obvious. The shockwave caused by the explosion made Imp drop the fanart to a little pool of mud. It was ruined. She was about to swear vengeance when she realized she could just make better one and get ahead in her life. Frosty did not actually die or even get hurt. Darros did not notice this because plot convenience. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Its not sure yet who this Breezy Shadowpants is, but he is clearly a third party member. Anything beyond that and he having many rivals is still a mystery to be solved in some other story. Edited May 23, 2012 by Shoptimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) Sho, you have now boosted my own ego to high places. You deserve a medal. Now, my story! It was an average day in the peaceful community of Serenes Forest. the sun was shining very bright, and not a cloud was in the sky. At the Ranger's favorite juice bar, everything was as it should be. Crash and Marth were failing at singing Weird Al's "Eat It." Shin and darros were talknig about ordinary stuff. Boron was studying a Periodic Table for elements to help her in her fight against evil. Timp was reading and trying not to spoil anything for Shin. Harpoon was looking at the T.V for the winning lottery numbers. And Banzai was raging at the fact that this sentence started with and, because he is an English Major. As the Rangers we doing their normal buisiness, Elidon called Shin and said there was trouble brewing in the Cave Outside of Town. The Rangers teleported without detection because Crash and Marth were the center of attention. They all decided to Ranger Up so they wouldn't waste any time during their imending fight. FOLGORE RED: FOLGORE BLUE: ORDINARY POWER FOLGORE YELLOW: SCIENCE POWER FOLGORE PINK: FOLGORE GREEN: EXTREME LUCK POWER FOLGORE BLACK: ENGLISH MAJOR POWER After suiting up, they headed to the Cave Outside of Town. When they went there, they saw something they least expected. It was an alien with a Shadow head, a head on it's body, and sunglasses. "Welcome Rangers. I hope you are ready to meet your doom!" the alien said. "Who are you!" Yellow cried out. " I am the person who will destroy you all. My name is..." he said until Green cut him off. "Wait, you have no pants, and it's windy out and dark in here. Let's call him Breezy Shadowpants!" Green exclaimed with excitement. "No no, that isn't my name. For that, you will all DIE here!" Breezy cried out. Shin started to curse, but tape covered his mouth and he was teleported away. Darros just stood there and got teleported away. Boron saw Math problems swirling around her and she dissapeared. Harpoon was surrounded by black cats and broken mirrors and was teleported. Timp's manga started to rip and she dissapeared. And Banzai once again was mad that this sentence started with "and" and dissapeared. "Now, how to deal with these incompetent fools?" Brezzy contemplated. Meanwhile at the buttlair.... "Hm, someone other than me was called incompetent, IT'S A MIRICALE!" Camar shouted out. Edited May 23, 2012 by shadowbreeze64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Sho, you have now boosted my own ego to high places. You deserve a medal. Are you implying it wasn't obvious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Folgore Story The year 20XX. War is beginning. President Reagan II sends out a distress call to the one force on earth that can protect the nation: FOLGORE RANGERS. From the four five corners of the planet they came flying in: Yellow, the Folgore of EARTH Red, the Folgore of FIRE Green, the Folgore of WIND Blue, the Folgore of WATER Pink, the Folgore of HEART With their powers combined, they don't summon anything cool, but they do make a pretty bad-ass team sometimes. Anyways, they file into the Oval Office. President Reagan II sits in a gigantic swivel chair and spins around in it dramatically, smoking an old-timey cigar that obscures his entire face in smoke. "Folgores your mission is simple. Scouters indicate that Soviet Russia has reached power levels of over nine thousand. America needs you to go in, infiltrate the red scourge, and bring down their armies before a major war can begin." Red steps forward. "Yes, Mr. President. We will do all we can to ensure peace. Folgores, out!" In unison the six leap into the air and rocket-blast through the roof, flying en route to Soviet Russia, which had taken over everywhere in the world except the United States. As such they don't have very far to go and they soon touch down in the Former Republic of Nova Scotia, now known only as "Novoskozov Oblast." In preparation for the upcoming assault on America, the Soviets had moved the Russian capital to Halifax, now known as "Collectivization Project 207-A." After some minor scuffles the Folgores dispatch the Soviet guards and make their way into the heart of the main Soviet government building. They know not what to expect but the increasingly difficult enemies and the fact that they already found the Ultima Weapon implies that they're nearing the end… After saving at a perfectly innocuous save point, they step into the next room only to find a sudden and inexplicable cutscene wrench all player agency away from them. They walk deeper into the room to find a lone figure there, the Premier of all of Soviet Russia, the mastermind behind the sudden assaults… It was Zeddmare! "You are evil bad guy, Zeddumaru!" says Red. "Konichiwa*, Defeat you all!" replies Zeddmare. *Translator's note "Konichiwa" means "hello" Instantly a battle begins. The Folgores put up a valiant effort, using all their amazing powers, whatever they may be, but ultimately their efforts are futile. Zeddmare flashes one stunningly handsome smile and they are all placed at his mercy, immobilized by the pure divinity exuded from every pore of Zeddmare's body. All hope appears lost, when… "I can't let you do that, Zeddmare," says Folgore Black as he steps into the room. Zeddmare staggers back in astonishment. "You?!" "Yes, tis I. ...I finally decided to respond to the ten thousand personal messages I got from Boron requesting aid. So here I am, at long last, ready to end my one-trick-pony persona once and for all!" "Folgore Black!" says Yellow. "For starters, we're getting rid of this goddam present tense bullshit," said Folgore Black, instantly shifting tenses with the expert skill that only an English Major could have. "Secondly, we're getting rid of all adverbs. Third, what kind of name is Zeddmare?" "Well it's actually a really cool name," said Zeddmare, "You see it combines the names of Lord Zedd with Nightmare in this awesome and original portmanteau and—" "It sounds like the name of a zombie horse," said Black, "And a female one at that. But enough. Without further adieu, we shall fight." Zeddmare's eyes shifted, searching for an exit. The tables had turned, his charisma was draining, he couldn't fight them all off with the situation as it was. But where could go? The situation looked dire for our intrepid hero. With only five seconds remaining until the bomb exploded, which wire would deactivate the self-destruct sequence in time? The thrilling conclusion after this commercial break! "Oh boy I love commercials," said Red, hogging all the lines as usual. Geico car insurance, so easy a caveman can do it… "Wait a second," said Black, looking around, "Where did Zeddmare go?" A glimpse of an incredibly handsome shoulder vanish through a door was all the Folgores needed to see to realize that they had been had. Zeddmare had escaped, but at least the Soviet threat had been vanquished. Until another day, Zeddmare… Until another day. "Who's up for some milkshakes?" asked Red. The other Folgores all leapt at the opportunity, and so the Rangers went to their favorite milkshake joint back at home. As all the Rangers got out their giant straws that stretched all the way across the room and drank each other's milkshakes, a ghostly image of Reagan II's face appeared in the sky: Real American heroes, Folgore go! Edited May 24, 2012 by General Banzai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 LolBanzai. Pretty entertaining story and nice parody of Captain Planet. In case you didn't know, though, Red (Doku) is from England. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 ENOUGH WITH THIS PRESENT TENSE banzai is the greatest writer ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 wait a sec why does every story in the index ref camdar being incompetent RADMAC SHALL MAKE YOUR DEATH SLOW AND PAINFUL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 POWER OF NAME CHANGE ACTIVATE wait a sec why does every story in the index ref camdar being incompetent It defines Camdar. RADMAC SHALL MAKE YOUR DEATH SLOW AND PAINFUL Can I drown in chocolate. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 i will have to come up with something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ooh ooh ooh! Go with ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Boron saw Math problems swirling around her and she dissapeared. I should probably let you know that most sciences require math, so therefore I'm good at math. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Here's something slightly different! "Integriman!" the hostage cried. She was being held captive by none other than Frostisaurus Rex! "Hahaha!" Frostisaurus laughed. "Nobody can defeat me! I am far too cool! Hahaha! Get it? It's because I'm goffik an icy dinosaur!" His hostage groaned, then screamed some more. How could someone so hideously evil make such lame jokes? The situation was grim. Frostisaurus Rex was a dangerous foe, and an old friend of Horita Repulsa. He wasn't too incompetent, unlike Camdar. He would take a true hero to defeat. Not just any hero, a hero as great as... "Integriman!" Integriman announced, adopting a rather manly pose. He had to be cunning, although he was usually pretty cunning, for he was Integriman. "Hey look! A piece of fanart!" he proclaimed, pointing at the sky. Frostisaurus Rex looked, falling for the scheme. Integriman had expected as much, he was ready. "Integribeam!" he shouted, firing a beam shaped like a fist from his face. It hit Frostisaurus square on in the delicate parts. The dinosaur let out a scream of terror, and released his hostage. Frosty knew he wasn't going to win, a retreat was in order. "I shall retreat!" Frosty bellowed, still nursing his crown jewels. "I shall return, Integriman!" "Like hell you are!" Integriman replied, preparing his fist. Somehow he had managed to close the distance gap between them during Frosty's internal doubt. "Integrifist!" With a swift fist to the face, Frosty exploded. He had been defeated yet again. He would return, and Integriman knew it. However, he would always be ready, ready to take on all sorts of evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I was waiting for more Integriman and Integrigirl =o Though... there was no Integrigirl =[.... unless she was being held hostage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 something holding down Specta? Bitch please that takes militia of 7 great nations no offence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 So Kitty is the strong sister?? =O Now I look up to her even more~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 So Kitty is the strong sister?? =O Now I look up to her even more~ I never said strong. I just said said unstopable think of a duracell bunny or actually... Think of a grown up pinkie pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I never said strong. I just said said unstopable think of a duracell bunny or actually... Think of a grown up pinkie pie Well sorry for making the wrong assumption Can I still look up to my sis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Well sorry for making the wrong assumption Can I still look up to my sis? No need to get defensive Im just trying to he-e-e-e-e-urp... sorry threw up in my mouth a little bit. Im trying to advice on perfecting you respect. and whatever floats your boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 No need to get defensive Im just trying to he-e-e-e-e-urp... sorry threw up in my mouth a little bit. Im trying to advice on perfecting you respect. and whatever floats your boat I'll get defensive whenever I feel like to!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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