FOLGORE RANGERS ROLL CALL

[Sunwoo]

Give me an idea of what deranger's power can be, then? ^^; Like I said, I didn't have the chance to really think about what it would be at the time.

[CT075]

i was kind of kidding around

i'd probably have him as power of [X] spriting or something

[Sunwoo]

I knew you were kidding around. :P

And I'll give it a bit more thought, I guess. He's creative, so I was thinking I'd give him Scribblenauts-esque powers, except he draws something and it becomes real?

[Shin]

As chief executive, I officially fire Camdar

Camdar shall always hack for evil and incompetence, the same means to deranger's quest for good and justice!

[Sunwoo]

I like "power of artistic vision". He draws stuff and they come to life!

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Edited August 22, 2012 by Frostbite

[Sunwoo]

I still haven't forgotten about you! XD

[Esme]

Ha ha!

Wonderful!

[deranger]

I like "power of artistic vision". He draws stuff and they come to life!

Are we talking about Cam or me? Cause I can't draw to save my life ( <-would make and interesting story). I splice- that is, I rip apart things and reattach them to create new mutant objects.

[Sunwoo]

Are we talking about Cam or me? Cause I can't draw to save my life ( <-would make and interesting story). I splice- that is, I rip apart things and reattach them to create new mutant objects.

Haha, that's your power and it was actually a reference to your splicing. ^^; If you can't actually draw in real life, that could also be interesting as well. XD

[Jotaro Kujo]

New chapter of my story. I know that there have been some tensions, but unfortunately since I already started mine, I won't be able to switch Boron out. I'm sorry, boron :C

Bonsai and Natasha had stopped at a cafe really quickly. "I won't lie to you, it's nice to finally have a change of pace. I may be a Folgore, but it feels nice to finally get away from those idiots." Bonsai said, taking a sip of his coffee. Natasha looked a little impatient.

"Shouldn't we be looking for Loki?" She asked. Bonsai looked up from his cup.

"In Serenes Forest, we don't know where anything is until crap happens. It's better to wait and then spring into action when something actually bad happens." Natasha was about to say something when someone teleported to the cafe, looking rather bony, but with a black and red hedgehog head and shades. It was Shadow Breezypants, or Breezy for short. "What did I tell you?" Bonzai asked before setting his cup down and standing up. Natasha did the same, her hands ready to grab her guns if need be.

"I'm Breezy, and I was ordered by Lord Zeddmare and Loki to take you both down!" He said loudly. Natasha leaned over to Bonsai.

"He's with Loki," she whispered, "so let's capture him. I'm good at interrogations; I can get him to loosen his tongue." Bonsai nodded.

"Let's take this outside, Breezy. We don't need to get anyone dragged into this, even though I can think of a few people that should get knocked around a little." Bonsai said, and Breezy nodded. They all left the cafe and had the fight spill onto the street. Natasha attacked first, drawing her pistol and firing at Breezy at breakneck speeds, but he was there one minute, and gone the next. He appeared behind her and tried to get her, but Bonsai had already prepared a text brick and whipped it at Breezy, who staggered back after the hit.

"Thanks." Natasha said before pressing her attack. She kicked Breezy in the torso, and went to put him in a headlock while reaching for one of her guns, but he grabbed her hands.

"You're going to need your hands if you want to use those guns!" Breezy taunted. Bonsai bricked him thrice and Breezy let go. "Would you stop doing that?!" he asked angrily. This time, Bonsai forced him into a headlock and pinned him to the ground while Natasha tied his hands up.

"He can teleport so you might want to interrogate him quickly." Bonsai noted, but Natasha just pointed a gun at Breezy's back.

"I don't think he wants to risk teleporting with a weapon so close to him." she said. Breezy just muttered.

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As Bonsai and Natasha were taking Breezy back to the catacombs under Impy's house which was where she hid the bodies of the unfortunate mailmen that dropped her Jojo merchandise, something more devious was going on elsewhere. Loki was walking through the streets of SF, but disguised as a new member. Everyone was being friendly to him since they thought him new. He however, had more important matters to attend to. He hid in an alley and waited for his target. It didn't take his target long to appear. It was ZM456. When he walked by the alley, Loki grabbed him, and teleported away instantly. They went Far From the Forest, which was a little place that was almost barren, despite fresh tracks signaling that there was activity going on recently. Loki dragged ZM456 to a large, yet run-down mansion, and threw him in a room with no windows.

"Who the heck are you and what do you want with me?!" ZM46 yelled. He was covered in dirt from the walk and he was sad, angry, and confused.

"Why that is a simple question, my good man." Loki said with a sarcastic bow. "You're different, and that's why I need you." He pointed his scepter at the confused person's chin, to force him to look into Loki's eyes. "You will be an even more effective lure than I had previously imagined."

"I'm different? How?" ZM456 asked, but Loki gave no answer, he just turned and headed for the door. "Wait!" He called, but Loki left the room. ZM456 tried to open it, but a magic padlock formed. "TELL ME!!!" It was no use. He was in a completely dark room, alone.

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Richter Abend was sitting in a library, in a far corner, away from everyone else. A librarian came over and started shuffling through the books on the bookshelf, rearranging them. "Tch. People have no respect for books anymore." She said. Of course, Richter paid no notice. The librarian walked over to him. "That's a good book. If you like that, I know another book you might like to try." She added.

"Oh really? What would that be?" He asked, still not looking up from his book. The librarian smashed a heavy, hardcover book against the back of his head, and he was out cold. The librarian turned into Loki.

"This one. Ehehehehe." He laughed before putting the book down and teleporting away with Richter in tow.

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ZM456 was laying on his side in the dark room, extremely bored, he heard some shuffling outside and looked up. The magic padlock vanished and the door opened. Loki threw Richter inside the room, closed the door, and the lock appeared again.

"Hello?" ZM456 asked the darkness.

"Ugh, that hurt..." Richter said. He sat up. "Why were you taken here?" He asked.

"I don't know. That guy that took me said that I was 'special', so I guess why he brought you here is that he thinks that you're special like me." The two sat in silence for a while. "Well, since you're here, we might as well do something to pass the time."

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"Why don't you tell us where Loki is?" Natasha asked a blindfolded Breezy, with a gun still pointed at his back. Breezy shook his head no. She sat down in a chair that Bonsai got for her, still pointing the gun at him. "I could stay here for a while, but the longer we wait, the more damage Loki causes. Is that really what you want?" she continued.

"No matter what you do, you won't be able to stop Zeddmare now that he's joined forces with Loki." Breezy spat. Natasha scoffed. She removed the blindfold and saw that he was face-to-face with the skeleton of a mailman. He recoiled in shock and surprise.

"I asked for Loki, not Zeddmare. Anyway, there's a reason why they call me 'Black Widow'." Natasha said while casually putting her hands on Breezy's shoulders. She got close to his face. "I hope you aren't afraid of getting bitten by a spider." She got off of him and went back to her chair and let him think about it while he stared at the skeleton. He started breathing faster and he started sweating.

"All right! Loki is Far From the Forest right now. I don't know why, he didn't tell me!" He said, and Natasha turned his chair so he was facing her.

"You've been a great help." she said, before she pointed the gun at his head, it clicked. Breezy just smiled. Then he farted and disappeared. Both of them looked a little stunned.

"Did he just fart?" Bonsai asked. Natasha nodded before turning and returning her gun to its holster. Bonsai's wristwatch started beeping. It was Eliedon with an important message. "Let's go back to Impy's house. Eliedon needs us." He said.

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Thor and Impy were at a restaurant, and he was racking up a massive tab. "ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU CAN PAY FOR THIS, ONE CALLED IMPY?" Thor asked.

"Ah, yeah...Though I have to dip into my Jojo figure funds, but that's ok...just...take your time." she said.

"I HAVE HEARD YOU MENTION THIS JOE-JOE BEFORE, WHO IS HE?" Thor replied. Impy's eyes lit up, but her wristwatch flashed, with the message from Eliedon.

"I'll tell you all about Jojo when we get back to my house. Eliedon needs us to get back right away." Impy said, leaving a massive amount of money on the table.

"IF THE FLOATING HEAD OF ELIEDON IS SUMMONING US, THEN WE SHOULD DEPART WITH HASTE. I WILL TRY TO BE MORE CAREFUL FLYING US BACK SO YOU DON'T GET SICK LIKE YOU DID BEFORE." He said while bending over so Impy could climb on his back.

"Yeah...that would be cool..." She said, and the two were off.

[Sunwoo]

New chapter of my story. I know that there have been some tensions, but unfortunately since I already started mine, I won't be able to switch Boron out. I'm sorry, boron :C

It's good, this just takes place before I left in the timeline. ^^;

Here's a new story from me as well. It's Deranger's first mission as Folgore Yellow!

"This is all your fault, Harpoon."

The lucky Folgore turned to glare at his companion, who was sulking in the corner. "Hey, what did I do?" he demanded, annoyed.

"You got us captured by Camdar, of all people, genius," Darros retorted, motioning around the dark prison cell that was their surroundings. "Thanks to your powers of unluckiness. Way to go."

"I've told you before, Darros ... you don't turn luck on and off. It just happens randomly!" Harpoon sighed and sat down on the floor. "I'm so bored ..." he whined.

"And what do you want me to do about that?" Darros deadpanned.

"Wanna play '20 Questions'?"

"No!" Darros threw a random rock at Harpoon's head. "We need to get out of here before Horita and Zeddmare do ... something, I don't know what! But I'm sure I don't want to be around for it!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure my powers of luck will kick in at any moment to get us out of here!" Harpoon crowed.

Darros opened his mouth to argue, but then - at that very moment - there was a loud explosion just outside the prison cell. The wall adjacent to the one Harpoon and Darros were leaning on collapsed inward, bricks flying into the room, dust and debris flying everywhere. A smoke cloud of crushed plaster wafted in front of the newly-created hole in the wall.

The two Folgores hurried over to the hole, approaching it cautiously. Harpoon peered out of the opening and checked both sides quickly for any potential threats. "Now that is the power of luck!" he proclaimed.

"So, that was a wrecking ball?" came a familiar voice from just down the hall.

"Yeah ..." The second speaker, on the other hand, was not as recognizable.

"I thought it was a yo-yo or something ..."

"Guys. I know how ... interesting, Deranger's drawing of a bomb was, but we have to find Darros and Harpoon!"

"Right you are, Imp! Come on, team! We must save them!"

"Ah ... wasn't that ..." Harpoon started.

"Shin!" Darros shouted. "That was Shin and the others! Hey, everyone! We're here!" he called out, jumping through the hole and tearing down the hall.

"Wait for me, Darros!" Harpoon yelled, rushing after him. The two ran for a short distance before they literally bumped into ZM and 13th, who were leading the rest of the team from the other direction. "Oh, hi there 13th ..." Harpoon muttered dazedly.

"Found them," ZM, who was at the bottom of the four-person pile, groaned. "Harpoon, Darros ... I'm glad you're both all right, but could you get off me now?"

"Me as well." 13th tapped his fingers impatiently on the stone-tiled floor.

It wasn't long before the rest of the team caught up as well. After sharing a quick laugh at the expense of the four, Shin and the others helped them off the ground. The entire group had come: Shin, Imp, Banzai, Richter, and Deranger - the newest Folgore.

"I'm so glad we found you guys." Imp let out a relieved sigh. "We were worried that Zeddmare had done something horrible to you both."

"Although ..." Banzai fixed the two with a stern look. "I do question how you managed to be captured by Camdar."

"I agree wholeheartedly!" Shin declared. "Blue and Green! Shape up! How do you expect to defeat the Forces of Evil if you let the incompetent Camdar get the better of you?"

"It was Harpoon's fault, I swear," Darros protested. "But wait ... how did you guys get here anyway?"

"Yeah, isn't the Buttlair in space?" Harpoon scratched his head.

"Thank Deranger for that," Richter said, motioning to him. "He drew up a giant anti-space bubble that we used to get up here."

"It was a spaceship," Deranger corrected. However, he was also trying to hide behind Shin and Banzai so his mumbling went unheard.

"We would've taken the Folgore Zord if Refa hadn't used the cursing engine to power the toaster," ZM grumbled. "I don't even know how that works."

"I still don't know why a robot would need a toaster in the first place," Richter threw in.

13th cleared his throat. "We can worry about that later," he said. "Have you guys forgotten that we're up in the Buttlair, which is on the Moon, in the middle of enemy territory?"

"Oh! Um, of course I didn't forget!" Shin laughed. "Not at all! I was just ... testing you, White!"

"We should get out of here, then," Deranger suggested. "Right now."

"Yeah, I don't want to be captured by the Forces of Evil," Imp piped in.

"Too late," Banzai said, shifting into a fighter's stance as the hallway began flooding with enemy reinforcements. "They found us."

"Curses!" Shin shook his fist at the ceiling. "Guys! Stick together! Don't lose sight of your fellow Folgores! Follow me back to Deranger's space submarine!"

"No!" ZM, Darros, Harpoon, and Imp shouted at him in unison, while Deranger muttered, "It's a rocket ..."

"Your sense of direction sucks," 13th said, speaking for everybody with those words. "We follow you and we'll never get out of the Buttlair. I'll lead the way."

Shin pouted, but gave in without a fight. "Fine, whatever. Anyway ... let's take these guys down!"

"Leave it to me!" Harpoon exclaimed, pushing his way to the front. "The power of luck will take care of these guys!"

As he spoke those words, several ceiling tiles fell onto the random mooks that crowded the aisle - conveniently, none of the tiles hit the Folgores. Exchanging glances with one another and staring at Harpoon for a good few seconds, the team quickly followed 13th as he led them back to the entrance of the Buttlair while fending off any enemies that tried to attack them. It took at least five minutes of defending, blasting, cursing, and backtracking ... but they finally reached Deranger's space shuttle.

"What ... is that thing?" Darros blinked at the large object in front of him. "It looks like a fat canon."

"No, no!" Harpoon shook his head. "It's a crayon!"

"I can't help it if I can't draw ..." Deranger sighed. "I didn't choose to have the power of artistic vision ..."

"Of course not." Banzai crossed his arms.

"Never mind that," Richter cut in impatiently. "Let's just leave this place while we still can!"

"I'm with him," ZM said, as he and Richter hurried into the rocket.

"Get in, get in!" Shin shouted, waiting for the rest of his team to pile into the spaceship before he did the same. Once 13th was safely inside, Shin hurried after him, then stopped and turned to face the Buttlair. "Curse you, Horita!" he shouted, before entering the rocket and shutting the door behind him.

With all of its passengers accounted for, the shuttle immediately flared to life and ascended into the air. Slowly, it left the surface of the Moon and began its journey back to Earth.

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"Lord Zeddmare." Horita bowed to his master, who had his back turned to him. "The Folgore Rangers have escaped, and the Buttlair has been partially destroyed."

"I am aware of that!" Zeddmare snapped, but he didn't face Horita. "You should've better prepared our defenses, Horita!"

"But ..." Horita paused briefly. "I didn't know that they had the means to travel through space."

"Even without the hollow water bottle that they came in, there is still the Folgore Zord!" Zeddmare fumed. "But ... it does not matter," he went on, his voice silky smooth. "I have what I want. Folgore Blue and Folgore Green have served their purpose well. Now, Horita! Find me two denizens of Serenes Forest! I care not who!" Zeddmare ordered.

"At once, Lord Zeddmare," Horita said. "But ... if I may ask, what for?"

"You will see, Horita. You will see." Zeddmare turned to him, smirking. "After all, what better to defeat a Folgore Ranger with ... than another Folgore Ranger?" He then let out an evil laugh, the sound echoing through the Buttlair.

Edited August 22, 2012 by Seoyeon

[Jotaro Kujo]

Omg I love it. <3

[deranger]

hahahahahahaha

I'm bad at my power. I'm like a hawkeye with bad aim. Yes, fictional me is the most important thing to me in that story.

Edited August 22, 2012 by deranger

[Shin]

Deranger's powers are amazing, another character I look forward to writing for myself!

[Sunwoo]

Oh yeah, Shin, just so you know ... that was part 1 to THAT story with Zak and Marth. XD

[ZemZem]

I'm...special? Hmm...

Impy and Boron, like where your stories are going so far!

[Breezy Kanzaki]

C'mon Pink, I wouldn't get captured THAT easily. :(

Nonetheless, going good so far.

[Ice Sage]

liking the story boron and imp. keep it up!

[Jotaro Kujo]

C'mon Pink, I wouldn't get captured THAT easily. :(

Nonetheless, going good so far.

you were against an English Major and master assassin. :U

*casually hides the fact that I have something planned*

[Darros]

Hi thread.

[Jotaro Kujo]

hi Darros.

[Darros]

Hi Imp! :D

[Jotaro Kujo]

Next chapter! There's a lot of action in this one, and the next chapter will have even more~

Everyone sans Bonsai and Natasha were in Impy's underwater laboratory. Eliedon's face was on a screen, but the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. were nowhere to be found. He pulled up the profiles of ZM and Richter.

"Folgores and Avengers, we have a problem. These two residents of our city have been kidnapped." The screen switched to the videotape at the library, showing Loki attacking Richter. Thor had a displeased look on his face. Tony pulled out his phone again.

"Well, what do we know about these two? I need details so I can figure this out." He said, hacking into Eliedon's technology and downloading the pictures.

"We don't know how they're connected. Right now, the only thing I can think of is that Loki took two random members to try to lure you all out." Eliedon said, shaking his head. Tony looked up from his phone with a questioning look. Thor tapped his finger against his hammer.

"I KNOW MY BROTHER AND HE DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RANDOM. ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HE DOES HAS SOME PURPOSE BEHIND THEM, SO THAT MEANS THAT WHATEVER HE'S DOING, HE KNOWS SOMETHING THAT WE DO NOT." He said while Tony kept punching information into his phone. Bruce walked up to the screens and started looking at the data. He was about to make a comment when Bonsai and Natasha came in.

"I was wondering when you were going to show up." Tony said.

"There you are, Black! What took you so long?" Doku asked.

"I'm sorry that I held him up; I was interrogating someone in Impy's catacombs." Natasha said. Impy jolted.

"No!!! That's where I hide the-" everyone looked at her and she shut up immediately. Sheepishly, she hid herself behind Thor, and continued to timidly play with her new Jotaro figure.

"Anyway," Natasha said, clearing her throat, "I got an enemy named Breezy to crack. He said that Loki is 'Far From the Forest'. We shouldn't waste any time getting there, so we don't miss him." Boron crossed her legs.

"Loki's probably gone by now. He's different from everyone else. He's actually competent. He has access to the buttlair, so when his work is done, he's probably hiding out there. I think I know where we'll find our missing people though." She said. Before anyone could respond to her or to Natasha, Tony jumped up.

"Got it. I had J.A.R.V.I.S. hack into some systems, I hope you don't mind. Anyway, from what I can see, there are two people in an abandoned mansion in Far From the Forest. I don't see Loki, but there are some other things there." He said while transferring the images on his phone to Eliedon's screen, which cut him off. Doku looked at them.

"No!!! It's Horita Repulsa! He's my arch enemy! ...I can't identify the other two though. Hmm..." Doku said. "In any case, we should get out there and save ZM and Richter!" Everyone packed up their things and were off.

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Meanwhile, in the Buttlair, Loki and Zeddmare were going over battle strategies.

"I've already dispatched Horita, Apopeclipse, and Lightlisneeze to guard ZM and Richter." He said magnificently. "Are you sure that those two are the ones?" He asked. Loki nodded, before walking away from the screen a little.

"Yes, I'm positive. Ever since you've given me what I needed to figure it out, I've been sure. Luckily for us, they don't even realize it. Nobody does. They won't be a threat to us so long as the Folgores stay away from them." He said with a huge smile. He then started pacing back and forth. "You know, Zeddmare-there's something that's been bothering me ever since I came here." He said.

"What's that?" Zeddmare asked.

"Were you aware that your lair is shaped like an ass?"

"Yeah, that's why we call it the Buttlair." Loki was speechless. He then stopped pacing when he saw the screen.

"Hmm, it looks like everyone's on their way to Far From the Forest...This won't do. I'll draw the Avengers away from the Folgore Rangers and let your forces take care of them." He said, before disappearing.

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Loki appeared in the drafting section of the city, which was upscale, and full of activity. He started blowing stuff with his scepter. It wasn't long until chaos was spreading all around the place.

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Everyone made it to Far From the Forest, and as soon as they did, Steve, who was now in his Captain America outfit, got a transmission from Nick.

"Captain! Loki's stirring up trouble over in the upscale part of the city! Get your asses down there right now!" He ordered.

"Guys, Nick's called us to the upscale part of the city. We gotta get out of here because Loki's attacking. You guys will be all right here, right?" He said. Doku nodded.

"You're overestimating Zeddmare's forces! Go save the drafters!" He said, and the Avengers were off.

"Do you think that they'll come back?" Harpoon asked. Darros shrugged.

"Who knows. They've been getting a lot of screentime anyway. This is the first time we've had lines in two and a half chapters!" He said. 13th nodded.

"I agree. It feels good to finally talk again!" Impy looked a little irritated.

"Did you guys think that I'd forget about you guys? this is a Folgore Rangers story after all, not an Avengers one. Anyway, we need to focus on defeating these enemies so we can rescue our people!" Everyone agreed and they headed up the dirt path. As they got close to the house, they were stopped by the Lightlisneeze monster.

"Gahahahaha! I am the Lightlisneeze monster! I was ordered by Lord Zeddmare to keep you from getting to the house!" He said before trying to wrap his abnormally huge hands around Boron. She kicked him in the chest.

"Folgores! We have to do the flashy thing and activate our powers!" Doku said. Everyone got into formation.

"Folgore Yellow, with the power of science!" Boron shouted.

"Folgore Black, with the power of being an English major!" Bonsai added.

"Folgore Green, with the power of being incredibly lucky!" Harpoon continued.

"Folgore Blue, with the power of name changing!" Darros threw in.

"Folgore White, with the power of horrible driving skills!" 13th exclaimed.

"Folgore Pink, with the power of everything Shonen!" Impy yelled.

"Folgore Red, with the power of being the self-proclaimed leader!" Doku finished. They all jumped into the air, and the things they had power over started floating around them until they were wearing their Folgore outfits. They struck a pose midair, and then landed, glitters floating around.

"Were the glitters really necessary?" Bonsai asked. Boron crossed her arms.

"Everything we do when we transform is necessary." she scolded. The Lightlisneeze monster looked impatient. He was pacing back and forth, but he also had a weird look in his eye. He then stared straight at Harpoon, who tried to pull up a lucky rabbit's foot to stop the attack, but he wasn't quick enough. He shrank to half his size. He looked around, and then realized that something of his was missing.

"WAAAAH! I'm a loli!" He cried out. He made a horseshoe form in his hand. "But I still have my powers!" He thried to throw it at the Lightlisneeze monster, but it fell short. "I guess I have the stregnth of a little girl though..." Impy walked up to the Lightlisneeze monster with her hands behind her back.

"You're next!" Lightlisneeze said, and went to wrap his hands around her.

"Sunlight yellow...OVERDRIVE!" She called out, before her fist started glowing a yellow color, like the sun. She punched him, and the yellow energy transfered to his body, and he had a hard time moving.

"What did you do to me?!" He asked, trying hard to move. Impy giggled, before she retreated behind everyone else.

"Did you think that I would go without using a Jojo power for my stories? Ha! Eat ripple energy!" she said. Then she called to everyone else. "I'm out of commission for two minutes, so do your thing!" Boron wasted no time. She reached into her utility belt and pulled out two elements that would create a bomb. She mixed them together, and started pelting the monster with her bombs. Doku made a microphone appear in his hand, and he started singing "Hey Hey, Let's Dance All Day~" which was so bad, it started to hurt the monster's ears. Everyone else was unaffected though. Lightlisneeze could move again, as Impy's overdrive attack was wearing off. He put his hands over his bear ears.

"STOP IT!" He cried out. Bonsai pelted him with text bricks. Lightlisneeze was hurt and angry, he he gave Bonsai a great big hug, which drained him of his power. He slumped to the ground. Darros changed his name, which created a clone of himself, and he started beating up the monster with twice the power. 13th summoned his Zord, and drove it into the monster. "ARRRRRGH! I GIVE UP!" he shouted before vanishing. However, left in his place, were a hoard of paper-thin soldiers, ready to finish the fight. Harpoon went back to normal, and Bonsai felt energized again.

"Hey, I'm back to normal!" He said.

"We have bigger problems right now! We have to get through these paper-thin soldiers!" Darros shouted. Two minutes had passed since Impy had last attacked, so she had a plan of her own.

"It's useless." she said, as something gray and yellow, with green, heart-shaped things on a few areas of its body sppeared right behind her. She rushed up to the paper-thin soldiers. "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!" she said as she started attacking them. "THE WORLD! Time stop!" She took a second to look around. "Time is frozen." Everything was frozen in place as she reached into her utility belt and pulled out two handfuls of knives. Where she got them, nobody knew. She chucked them at the paper-thin soldiers and then ran off. "Time resumes." She said as she ran. Time restarted and the knives hit some of their targets.

"Wait, what just happened?" Boron asked.

"Where's Impy?" Darros asked. It didn't take them long to find where she had gone. The gray and yellow thing was floating in the air, holding a yellow steamroller, with impy on it. The thing was, nobody could see the gray and yellow thing, so to them, it looked like it was floating by itself. She was laughing.

"STEAMROLLER DROP!!!" She shouted, before the steamroller was released onto the surviving paper-thin soldiers. Impy leaned back and howled "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" at the top of her lungs before the thing started punching the steamroller. She helped. "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!" She called. The steamroller exploded, destroying the rest of the soldiers.

"...what just happened." Darros asked.

"W-was that overkill?" Boron asked.

"NOT SPOILERS!!!" Doku shouted, before Impy returned to the group, completely unscathed.

"Oh come on Doku, ZA WAURDO was what made Jojo famous outside of Japan. There's no way you could have missed that." Impy retorted.

"You would be surprised." Doku muttered.

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When the fight was still going on, ZM and Richter could feel something strange.

"ZM, do you feel that?" Richter asked. ZM nodded even though Richter couldn't see.

"I feel...different somehow." he said. "Is the person that captured us doing this to us?" He asked.

"I don't know."

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The Avengers had finally made it to where Loki was causing trouble. "So glad that you could finally join me." Loki said, smiling amidst the chaos. Thor lifted his hammer.

"BROTHER! LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE AND RETURN TO ASGARD WITH ME. WE WISH YOUR SAFE RETURN." He said Loki's smile turned into a frown.

"No." he said flatly, before he commenced the attack.

[Darros]

"No."

What a response.