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Fire Emblem 6: Sword of Seals Hard Mode Tagteam Playthrough

(Starring Refa, Horace, Shin, Jedi, Elieson, SB.)

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Five people (and Refa, who plays with the strength of ten men) endeavor to beat FE6...together (contrary to popular belief, this actually makes things way hard than they need to be, not easier)! Can they do it (spoiler: yes, as long as noone is a huge dick)? More importantly, will they do it (probably not, Refa is a lazy jerk)? There's only one way to find out (citation needed). After all, this sure is a thing that noone has ever seen or done before. The only rules are 1. Don't be a dick, and 2. Fucking pay attention to Rule #1. Get that, got that, good. Let's get this show on the run with Elieson's update, coming to you soon uh...I don't actually know when the fuck the update is. Whoops. Will keep links and stuff here in the first post. So yeah, get hype and stuff.

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How is this working is it going to be like co-op mode in the third age where somebody controls A, B and C, another X,Y and Z etc.
How would you choose what units to take, and what do you do if somebody's unit dies and everybody else wants to carry on, do you just carry on and say fuck you Wade, nobody uses you past chapter 7 anyway?

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if someone drops out I call dibs on the slot

Said the person who refused to complete Chapter 5 on HM in our tag-team because the Mercenaries were "too fast"

Let's see if this one gets completed. Following

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How is this working is it going to be like co-op mode in the third age where somebody controls A, B and C, another X,Y and Z etc.

How would you choose what units to take, and what do you do if somebody's unit dies and everybody else wants to carry on, do you just carry on and say fuck you Wade, nobody uses you past chapter 7 anyway?

We're all going to take turns pressing a single button at a time. It might take a couple of years to clear a chapter but it'll be worth it.

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We're all going to take turns pressing a single button at a time. It might take a couple of years to clear a chapter but it'll be worth it.

Then how do you soft reset? Will probably still be a lot easier than TPP though

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How is this working is it going to be like co-op mode in the third age where somebody controls A, B and C, another X,Y and Z etc.

How would you choose what units to take, and what do you do if somebody's unit dies and everybody else wants to carry on, do you just carry on and say fuck you Wade, nobody uses you past chapter 7 anyway?

They send each other the save file between chapters and everyone does individual maps on their own. You don't have a shot at doing anything until your next chapter.
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if someone drops out I call dibs on the slot

when poly flakes I call dibs on the slot

...said the guy who flaked on postponed his own LP

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Prologue: Fire Emblem 4 Tag Team Round 2

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I think he's talking about us in our rambunctious days of youth

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OH WAIT NOT THIS FUCKING STORY

Chapter 1: Why Did I Sign Up For This Shit


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Yep, it's this game! I'm using Gringe's patch because people kept telling me to. Now Shin's telling me not to. I haven't even started and I'm already trolling the poor old man! This is too easy!

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I wish i'd finished Hard Mode. I'm pretty sure I have no idea what I'm doing

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tl;dr We're the bad guys in this game

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Clearly we were excited to tell everybody that we actually won something

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I'm sure all the Etrurians think just that

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Why don't they just say "The Kingdom of Bern, with its bottomless well of villians

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WHAT ARE THEY? I already forgot

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Oh. Obnoxious Good Guy Land.

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I can feel the tension already beginning. I'm going to make sure we visit Sacae, since it's the easier route by far.

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Seriously, does he even look like a good guy?

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Zephiel did it with ease. Can't be that hard for us, right?

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Because mercy is for humans, and we're just chunks of bit data

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[Oliver], the Kingdom

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Meet the saddlebag of this story!

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Clearly, Roy thinks that the best way to use a sword is to read books.

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Eliwood's probably just got a mad hangover

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Rivals Dozla for the greatest beard to be worn

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OH GOD SHE ISN'T MANDATORY TO KEEP ALIVE IS SHE

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Friendzoned

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The clear MVP of this game

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Good god that took forever.

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Woah look they all have red clothes!

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Except for everybody apparently

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Hangovers suck man

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I'd rather be right than left!

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Watch out, he's always right.

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That was a good idea! A dozen bandits versus a fortified castle! The odds are in their favor!

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Yea! L007$!!

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Woah your 'stache looks just like Hector's bosom's

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NOT MOUNT BOLM

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thxbruh

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But the Wild Turkey body shots were just too damn worth it

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Yea! Put on some clothes kid, this isn't an M rated game!

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Sure sure

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You're just a moe pls go back to bed Yea I agree

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Now if it were in HIS castle...

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Wait a minute. Shouldn't you have sent the messenger first? C'mon man

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Yea but what's his name?

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QUICK, LET'S NOT TALK ANYMORE SINCE IT IS CLEARLY AN EMERGENCY

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Yea he's keeled over drunk, they all think he's dead

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The Golden Chin emerges!

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I'm THE Knight of Ostia

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Yea! She'll get hungry!

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How were we supposed to know that you did this?

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See! Wolt needs to knock sense into you. When WOLT does that, you got problems man!

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Even Marcus agrees!

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No! To Castle Pherae!


To be continued

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Continued!

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These two men are clearly due to be the MVPs of this map

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End of Turn 1. Let's see some awesome Weapon Triangle Math!
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Wat

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For the kill!

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Turn 3 requires delicate precision, because I forgot they'd charge that village. I sure wish they had said something!

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How to numbers, I don't even

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I want that archer on my team

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Damnit Lance! Try harder! [restarted out of mercy for the others]

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Allen come on now!

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Woah Roy dodged something!

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Allen did too!

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Bors did too!!!

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The Golden Chin raises his thwomp status!

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Not bad Wolt! Keep it up and you might just not be a detriment to everyone else!

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No. I'm the Hamburger Helper. Plswoman

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Can't dodge worth a fuck geez 40s are like insta hits

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WOAHNOW

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Waitwat

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The Golden Chin blinds us with his unparalleled speed!

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Takes a hit like a Boy

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Takes a hit like a MAN

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C-Supports are a wonderful thing!

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Master plan

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Refa, SB, he's talking to you

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MARCUS PLEASE

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Gotta Grind

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Strives to thwomp, just like the Golden Chin

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AN EPIC BATTLE IS UPON US


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[3:03:23 PM] Elieson: who should get the bosskill
[3:04:44 PM] Shota Bananas: wolt

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MAYBE ONE DAY

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Our team in shambles, has somehow pulled through

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My vision's a little fuzzy from all that tequila last night...

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They didn't even do anything!

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Give this boy a raise in his allowance! Taking credit for doing nothing is hard work!

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Because you were in danger of dying to some chump bandits?

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Oh yea that too

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Honorbound to kick Bern's ass again, you mean

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I'D RATHER BE READING BOOKS DAD

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Yes! Our royal saddlebag will make me look better by comparison!

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Well that makes one of us

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Then he'll clearly be alive and willing to join our army in just a few short chapters.

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THE PEOPLE WILL BE COMPELLED TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS

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Take over the throne for me, after this fighting is over

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Have that, Shin! I leave the first choice of death in your hands. But should you drop Bors the Unbreakable, I'll curse you so hard that you'll never curse again!

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[4:10:13 PM] Elieson: You're up bruh

[4:10:21 PM] New Age Retro Shin: Cool

[4:10:24 PM] Elieson: I decided to show mercy

[4:10:26 PM] Elieson: because

[4:10:36 PM] Elieson: i'll probably not be competant enough to voluntarily do so later

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Whoever has chapter seven should arena Sue to level 20 so they can go to the land of fast people on horses

Not really a fun way to decide our future route :P

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Our brave adventure presses onwards! Can we solve the mysteries of Elibe? Like why Bern's gone to war... and how a ginger could have so many people who actually listen to what he says! Shin onwards!

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There is a place, Roy is going there. Such PROT IMMERSION.

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They see him coming!

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If you already knew the answer, why did you ask?

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It's your fault! If only she hadn't done that thing she did!

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Instead of actually finding her!

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Dun dun dun!

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I'm no expert, but I'm sure keeping children in a cellar is illegal.

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No eyes has a valid point.

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I'm sure Bern has more money than most other countries.

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That may have given away the whole "We're keeping her in the cellar thing"

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Never trust mercenaries, they're always fashionably late!

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I want a refund.

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Don't fall for it Roy! She's trying to convert you!

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No! She didn't answer, don't accept the book she gives you!

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The walrus speaks the truth!

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Well, that works too.

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Maybe she can cure Wolt of his chronic sucking disease?

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I see we're off to a good start!

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Wolt doubles? Unspeakable!

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Amazing! He's now...

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On par with base Roy.

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Ellen desperately tries to fix that.

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BIG... MAN... SO BIG.

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Unless they've decided to kill each other, sure.

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Thanks, Wolt.

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Bors decides to screw the system and hits anyway.

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Merlinus doesn't even know which end to hold, let alone how to use a sword.

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Productive!

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Bors cares not the your puny weapon triangle.

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Worst bro-fist ever.

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Actually not awful!

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The rocks will make you feel better!

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I have a HM Warrior!Ward. I think he has like 10 speed and no res.

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Oops.

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Speaking words find not easy sometimes.

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Dieck. Deke, Deak, Duke, Doge, Doga... I swear nobody knows what his actual name is... he probably can't write.

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He's not just old, he's older! He also made no mention of you at all.

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Bern decided to attack on the premise of a woman approaching us.

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MAH BOYS. And Shota!Thany!

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Dieck has earned his place on Eastenders.

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Because skill and luck would prove too useful with these hitrates.

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Roy thankfully(?) doesn't die.

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This guys is buff. Can we recruit him?

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Screw you too, Bors. You and your stupid chin.

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You betrayed your country and were threatened with death? Some people are weird.

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Good work, Roy.

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I like those odds.

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I hate life.

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Ward know's how to hit stuff maybe.

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WORTH IT.

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Greedy people aren't always ill!

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Thanks Roy.

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LTC - Losers turn count.

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Roy calls dibs.

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Not now, Ellen, she's trying to score.

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Not now, Merlinus. He's trying to score.

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CAPS LOCK, CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

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He'll ask why you aren't banging his daughter.

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Is anybody getting fantastic poetry in this tag-team, Shin?

Just wait and see. If we take the B route, we might be seeing a certain someone's magic.

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