Dragoncat

Now they believe that no death should be in the game at all and it becomes a cheesy little kids story where "the bad guys are going to time out, silly guys" I wish we got to see Holst. @Hawkwing Nice ideas! They did include female generics in 3H, but not to the level you described.

I have! It's been so long since I played it though...

Somebody else makes Error!Xander. We are all gonna die. I take the non weapon tech from the Agarthans and give it to the crested nobles of Fodlan. Holst gets a microwave, Rodrigue gets a toaster, etc.

Nergal appears and says his son is never being a delinquent and kills everyone and takes Nils back. I allow Joshua to lose a bet with Caellach and now he has to get Kermit the Frog tattooed on his butt.

Do you remember which Disney DVD it was?

@WeAreNewcastle1053 I believe this was one of your ideas too. Idk if you've read the Warriors books but without further ado: Dimitri: Sharpstar (leader) Fluffy cream colored tom, blue eyes. Bulky and large. Dedue: Frostfang (deputy) White and tan tom, green eyes. Bulky and large. Ingrid: Shineheart (warrior) Cream colored she cat with white belly, green eyes. Sylvain: Emberheart (warrior) Fluffy orange tom, brown eyes. Felix: Darkclaw (warrior) Black tom, amber eyes. Ashe: Sootwind (warrior) Scrawny gray tom, green eyes. Mercedes: Cottonfur (medicine cat) Fluffy silvery white she cat, blue eyes. Annette: Robinsong (warrior) Calico she cat, green eyes.

HOPS! God I missed you and Moon! I think about you guys sometimes and feel sad that our forum died. Is Moon coming along? @Anacybele is here too!

They're not memes. Nicely drawn art though.

Ike fires you and takes all your money. I make an X rated romhack.

With the current situation in the US, it gets review bombed on review sites by people who are offended because you play as looters/rioters. I wish the next FE game would extend on what 3H did with making generics all not look exactly the same (some have facial hair, there are generic females not in female locked classes) and do that with the mounts, so there's different colored horses, pegasi, and wyverns.

About a month in I asked my mom to cut some of it off for me and she whined and moaned the whole time lol. I was like Mom I don't care if I look stupid I just want to eat without getting hair in my mouth and not have it in my face over my eyes and everything. She only cut a few inches off very reluctantly. Luckily I was able to get into my hairdresser a week or so later when the salons were allowed to open again.

Count Varley finds out and forces you to marry her. I steal the rose Lorenz wears and feed it to him in his sandwich.

Serious response: Zephiel remembers how Eliwood was kind to him when he was a kid, so he can't allow himself to condone killing him. Roy is fair game since he's meddling, but Eliwood is no threat. Joke response: Bern spares him because they're tired of the dead dad trope too.

Give me Spyro!

Chrom forces Robin to be castrated as a compromise and Morgan is never born. I send those two bandits who were trying to capture Kana to Fodlan when Rhea transforms at the battle that starts the war and they call her "Llardbutt" and "Llizardface".

It's perfect for him, but he doesn't do work, he plays Minesweeper or watches the screensaver all day. I feed the Shepherds fart inducing Mexican food.

Now Xander is the one wearing a revealing outfit. He's just wearing pretty much a speedo. I dress the army up in Halloween costumes for the Shambhala raid and they all trick or treat the place.

This was pretty much it anyway.

Felix: My brother said he was tired of seeing me with an old iron sword, so he bought me a silver one! Sylvain: My brother tells me to shut up when I'm not even talking.

Micaiah and Sothe are both killed by enemies because they were distracted with trying to figure out how to make a fun little vehicle out of the box. Nolan takes over the Dawn Brigade, but he's not as charismatic as the beloved Silver Haired Maiden, so they don't rally enough support to take Daein back from Begnion. I get Lon'qu drunk.

Holy shit, Gaea Online? That's a name I never thought I'd hear again. I thought it went to pasture with Neopets and Club Penguin. Interesting.

I saw the title and worried that somebody lost their pet.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Cats actually do this. Like if you have a gray mom cat and she has a gray kitten, a white one, a black one, and an orange one...probably multiple fathers. Congratulations, all bishops now use dark magic from now on and there are no reliable healer classes. I put sneezy powder down a manakete's nose.