Life

wow that was faster than i expectes

that no one ever was

if it makes you happy inside

see you in 10 minutes

FAAAAAAAAAAAAD the judges give you a 9 except for tge french one. hell give you a 6 because hes french

yes really men i am proud to be one of the legion

fads make me orgasm rainbowz banning fads is like banning instant coffee. it tastes like coffee but its for the poor

THAT IS DUE TO YOUR LACK OF BALLS, SIR. REALLY MEN ARE CONTROVERSIAL.

its ok you can cry on my shoulder

Thats not fair. I should be famous for just being famous. I deserve that shit.

Im a douche and I have money. WHY AM I NOT KANYE LIFE.

You missed the point.Using your analogy, I'm talking about someone who compains about wanting to jump into the water but refuses to face their fear of aquaphobia. There is no peer-pressure element here, Esau.

One. If it's porn. I am now hijacking my own topic to make it about fallen comrades. I miss Hikarusa.

We shall miss you while you are suspended. In other news, I only have 15 warns. I want to have the most warns here without being suspended.

This is something that has bothering me for a while. I get that most of this forum is in High School and are socially awkward. I was once this way too. But I don't get why people ask here for help with picking up girls when they know the answer. It all starts with confidence. So why do people here confuse that with chivalry? Real life isn't like fanfictions or video games. So how do people not get this?

They're not shy. They're socially awkward.Pick-up lines work. But the thing is that the ones that do are never posted. Personal Example: I met a girl in a bar on halloween who was trying to order a drink. I went up to her and straight up asked her what she was drinking. She told me nothing until she got one. So I told her that I'm friends with the bartender (I wasn't) and I could get her a drink on the condition that it would be on me. Long story short, we hooked up and I got her number. And I'm seeing her this weekend. "What are you drinking tonight" is my failproof pick-up line.

Don't listen to anyone's advice around here. Most of these kids suffer the same problem. I, on the other hand, have grown out of the awkward stage. Confidence is key. Don't just walk up to her and start talking to her if you're in high school. That comes across as creepy at that age. What you need to do is initiate a conversation with her without it being obvious that you did so just to talk to her. It's difficult but as long as you ooze confidence, it'll work. There are lots of openers around but without knowing your current status with her, I can't give you anything specific. If you're looking to go out with her, you don't want to talk to her as a comforting person. That will get you friendzoned. Rather, act interested in her but don't overplay it. Joke around and flirt a bit. And DO NOT tell her that she's beautiful until you're actually in a relationship with her. The main rule is to ignore chivalry. From lots of personal experience (not anymore but back from when I was socially awkward), chivalry gains you a one-way ticket to friendzone. Do not be nice to her just to show that you are a nice guy. Girls don't look for that in guys and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or has never been in a relationship. Girls think guys are nice when the guy has his attention on her, not because he does nice things. Honestly, I need a lot more details to give you more tips. Both about yourself and her.

I consider pure shit in the Bills QB slot as anyone after Flutie. Flutie brought us Flutie Flakes and a playoff spot.I also haven't watched football properly in three years but next year, Im free so I will.

2002-2012 Buffalo Bills. May God have mercy on the souls of Rob Johnson, JP Losman, Trent Edwards and Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Aint no bbc here

Should be me. I've done more stupid things than all of you allowing me to learn more.

you jew you

My 14 year old self would be amazed at the badass I've become. Combat soldier, great with the ladies and all around handsome.

I want in on the next game.

Forgot another two. Both Hook and Pan from Once Upon a Time.