Saint Rubenio

I'd rather not get an argument about a series that... basically everyone but me and Draggy thinks is the best thing since sliced bread. But honestly, that's what the first 20 hours seemed to be about at least

In Trails and in everything anime, come to think about it. So many bad guys have glasses. Banter between anime teens for 30 hours before the story goes anywhere for 1 minute and then goes back to banter between anime teens for another 30 hours is also not my style. Again, nothing against it, I completely understand why people would like it, I'm just not fond of the tropes enough to watch them go for so much time.

Okay no, actually, the bankruptcy thing happened like weeks ago, I'm just completely out of the loop. Look, cut me some slack, I didn't even know the PS5 was out until like a year after the fact. No, I predicted

Oh. The company making the LEGO games has just filed for bankruptcy. Well, shit. Looks like the reason for Skywalker Saga's many delays has finally surfaced... That's not looking good. Eh. I do not deny it. Just not for me, I guess. Banter between anime teens for 100 hours is not my style.

Oof because he won't play my recommendation, of course. O O F See, I had the sense to avoid precisely this

Oof.

Omori time?

Okay, hold on, hold on. I believe I may've walked in the wrong place, because the enemies kicked my ass up and round and I got 8 levels in like four battles. Whoops. GODDAMNIT I'm an idiot, I just remembered the dude I was supposed to meet said we'd rendezvous at an inn in a town and instead I went back to the dungeon like a moron

I just killed a bee with ass. I really shouldn't find this so humorous.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god what a perfect coincidence. Okay, okay, I'll stop now. Damnit, I'm already loving this system.

Okay this is already hilarious. Shit costs 20 mana and "cannot fail". It has to be good.

Great, and now that I can play, there's visual glitches and I have to do configuration magic on my completely legit SNES.

I'd like to start now, but something's come up, so I don't think I'll be able in a bit.

All right, so I just spent 30 minutes failing miserably at setting up a N64 emulator because N64 emulation blows. RPG time.

Yeah. Exactly. Too many JRPGs don't know the meaning of the word "restraint." Guess what, Omori's boss fights don't take too long at all.

RPG boss.txt Speaking of, in a little bit I'll get started on that RPG I mentioned before. Expect impressions.

All right, so that's chapter 7 of Sword of Heaven and Earth done. In this chapter, we escort a bunch of civilians from Bulgar to a safe location. Now that I have a translation, I can find out exactly where we are taking them. ...... ...Oh. We're taking them to Sue, who plans to escort them the rest of the way to Etruria. Weeeeeeeeeeell shit.

What do you mean? It's just a nice father-son bonding moment.

Yaaay War crimes. Well, shit... that really sucks. Don't say things like that.

She couldn't double a knight with a steel lance. How. Well, that was some luck, at least. The process is moving along at a glacial pace in Spain. People are starting to get antsy about it.

Fun fact: This person insulting my army is a mage that gets weighed down by 1. ...by fire tomes. Haha, vaccines. I don't know the meaning of the word! ...Seriously, I still haven't gotten mine. I can't, they're still vaccinating people born earlier than 1990. The rest of us are still waiting. It's starting to get ridiculous.

Have fun!

Oof... Well, in my case, it went well. They confirmed what we already know, and over the next few weeks I'll need to have my wisdom teeth removed so they stop messing with the rest. It was, kinda. But he hadn't even played it, he only recommended it because beard. That's how it escaped the Armagon curse, I imagine. Nope. You can input anything and see what it does. Anything. Of course, from what I've gathered, the game itself gives you some tips for good spells in the form of dialogue, and I believe you can also try stealing magics from enemies and other Square RPGs. More than anything, however, I need to know if I can kill things with shit. I haven't felt anything special since like... Ever, honestly. Even 18 wasn't all that for me. Well. That's an... Interesting pairing. To say the least. smh why didn't you screw Niles instead

Happy birthday @Armagon. How does it feel, being one year closer to the eternal sleep? Welcome back, Sooks. As for me, I played Metroid Fusion on Armagon's recommendation. Didn't really like it. Then I played Beard Blade and I loved it because I got to weaponize my beard. Then Observer mentioned an old RPG where you can craft spells by stringing words together. The potential for dumb jokes is too much to resist, so I'll be starting it today. Oh, and I gotta go to the dentist in a couple hours. That's fun.

That's a good call, goddamnit. Fuck the meta. The meta is now a backpack.