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He's... going... for the win! Chapter 29 (12/254) My useless units don't do anything. Hawkeye is the MVP, easily, he rapes everything with his 1-2 range. He also got 2 level ups, that totaled one HP. Thanks a bunch, big man. Wallace and Lowen both suck hard. So does Eliwood. Chapter 29x (6/260) Let's go shopping <3 Serra finally promotes at level 15, and Eliwood fights the most pussy paladin ever in the arena. Chapter 30 (10/270) Pretty easy. Lyn gains like 4 points of strength, Florina flies Eliwood to the boss area, Hector ORKOs Limstella with a double crit. It was glorious. Thanks killer axe <3 Everyone else just kinda poops their pants and doesn't do anything. Oh, Merlinus dodge tanked like a baws. Oh yeah and got Eclipse for Athos yay :D

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That's because nobody gives a flying fuck

Welcome. I hope your growth spread is better than Lowen's, too.

This song is an absolute gem.

I can't handle this

This has happened every time I've played this level, perhaps I'm just lucky. That doesn't sound right. Dozla always raeps everything for me

Generic little girl from Chapter 6 or 7 of FE8 that screams when the Bael gets close enough to eat her

...I wish I had considered that :( I would've loved Assassin Matthew, I've never had that before.

Geitz

Part 2 unit: Lucia. Good luck on 2-E

Yes, I didn't have Nino talk to Jaffar because I didn't feel like it, and also I didn't feel like going to 26x. Chapter 28 (7/243) Florina and Hector are deployed. Not much else to say... Hector OHKOs every enemy on the left side with a hand axe, Florina baits whatshisnametheboss to the right side, and Eliwood arrives on turn 7.

Chapter 27 (13/236) Everyone wuz key. Wallace, Matthew, Eliwood, and Lowen stay back and wait for the Wyverns, since their usefulness is rather limited. Hawkeye chased a nomad that attempted to run away, accidentally activating the reinforcements that appear in the north, but that really didn't cause me any trouble. Hector is a fucking animal, and obliterated absolutely everything in his way, while Erk and Lyn followed behind him through the center of the map. Florina solos the west, skirting the reinforcement zone, and murdering all with Javs and a Killer Lance (thank you Delphi Shield.) Hawkeye and Florina team up to kill Linus, with Florina finishing him off on turn 13 enemy phase. Eliwood promotes into A MONSTER after the chapter. Name Class Level Exp HP Str/Mag Skl Spd Lck Def Res Eliwood Lord* 17/1 00 38 14* 12 14 14 10* 8 Lowen Pally 14/4 52 37 11 12 13 10 14 4 Hector Lord 19/6 53 44 22 19 20* 13 19 13 Serra Cleric 13 93 21 4 9 11 13 3 15 Matthew Thief 20 -- 31 7 11 20 13 8 5 Erk Sage 16/6 54 37 13 14 16 7 9 17 Lyn Lord* 20/5 22 34 17* 23 23 18 8 16 Florina Falky 15/11 82 47** 17 16 26 19 8 14 Hawkeye Zerker --/9 7 51 21 16 12 15 16 13 Wallace Pimp --/5 9 37 17 11 9 10 19 7 Serra happens to be 4 below her Magic average.

It would be amazing

If there was a Wallace mode?

Please use Lowen

Was gonna say shave it off. Then I saw you were a girl. So... Shave it all off. EDIT: Please don't dye it

I feel like that way will take many, many times longer.

Lift some weights every now and then. You'd be surprised at how much more testosterone your body produces.

luuuuuul

Though it would probably behoove me to mention that I just got out of a 2 and a half year relationship that drained most emotion I had.

Get with the times. Most guys our age (I'm 20, be te dub) are really only looking to get laid, and I'm no exception. That's why I make clear with any and every girl that if I hook up with them it isn't because I have feelings for them. I'm not trying to sound like a dick and I absolutely do not treat girls like shit, but it pays to be clear about some things.

Chapter 25 (9/207) Linear levels are linear. Florina ORKOs Kenneth thanks to the killer lance, everyone does their happy dance. Chapter 26 (16/223) Fuck this chapter. Only thing worth noting is that Serra made her first actual contribution to this run by rescuing Zephy from certain death with the rescue staff. She has 3 fucking Magic. Hector promotes at 19 after the chapter, and receives the speedwings. And I give him boots too for good fucking measure.

Chapter 23 (6/186) This level actually gave me a measurable amount of trouble, mainly because someone always ended up dying due to the ballistae, or the sword users, or Lloyd, or the wyverns. Eventually though, my plan of sending Hawkeye to get da kill with the swordreaver. Chapter 24 (12/198) My baby girl Lyndis promotes <3 Florina grabs a sword and harasses the shit out of all enemy bandits, then continues on to go shopping and spend most of my money on killers. Everyone got incredible level ups, including a perfect one from Hector :O Wallace laughs at Wyverns, because they can't do shit to him. Matthew is almost done growing, and he's been pretty disappointing so far. Merh. Name Class Level Exp HP Str/Mag Skl Spd Lck Def Res Eliwood Lord 15 17 32 11* 10 13 13 8* 4 Lowen Pally 14/3 29 36 11 11 13 9 13 4 Hector Lord 16 91 34 16 14 11 10 16 7 Serra Cleric 9 59 21 3 7 10 9 3 12 Matthew Thief 19 7 30 7 10 20 12 7 4 Erk Sage 16/2 55 33 12 14 14 6 9 17 Lyn Lord* 20/1 28 29 12* 20 19 17 5 8 Florina Falky 15/3 51 44** 13 14 20 16 6 10 Hawkeye Zerker --/7 5 50 20 16 12 14 16 11 Wallace Pimp --/3 81 35 16 10 9 10 18 6