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Yeck, none of those launch titles catch my eye. Looks like this'll be the next hand held device I wait a year on before buying.

I HAVE PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO MY "ABOUT ME" PAGE THEN ALL OF YOU COMBINED! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS MY DEEP FEELINGS ABOUT MYSELF! FACEBOOK JUST CAN'T FULFILL THAT URGE!

I did some short and stupid ones way back, and I personally used FRAPS. It's easy enough to record your voice instead of the audio (Unfortunately, you can't do both as easily, though you can just have the game audio playing near the microphone), and it does screen shots and stuff.

It's times like this that I'm glad I'm in college. And by college, I mean chilling because classes don't start until next week.

It has old spice guy. TOP FUCKING TIER.

Old spice is at least 2 things higher. PA-PA-PA-PA-PAPOWER!

Either way around, Cornelians are at fault, and as the fantasy racist that I am, this makes all Cornelians useless assholes.

If they did their fucking jobs right, the bridge wouldn't have been in that position in the first place. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE PISSED AT WHOMEVER I WANT FOR WHATEVER MADE UP REASON I WANT!

CORNELIANS DON'T COUNT. They lost to Garland. Whose that fucking weak?

DWARVES DON'T COUNT.

So, I've been playing Mass Effect 2 lately, after finally picking it up. Only, I don't have a mouse. I've been going at it trackpad this whole time. I also have found myself saying "Balls" when I'm in a rather screwed up position. I used to be a fantastic dirty mouth when I was in trouble in games. Now it's "balls"? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT CANOE YOU WOULD BE STUCK ON THAT SMALL ISLAND. THEY ARE THE REAL HEROES, TOO BUSY HEROING IT UP TO SAVE THE WORLD.

Yes. Clearly, we need one of those prophets from FFI in there as well. You know, the real characters.

Mine is named Eric Shawn. Nice kid.

"Your Type is ISTPIntrovertedSensingThinkingPerceiving Strength of the preferences % 56505011 ISTP type description by D.Keirsey ISTP Identify Your Career with Jung Career Indicator™ ISTP Famous Personalities ISTP type description by J. Butt and M.M. Heiss Qualitative analysis of your type formula You are: moderately expressed introvert moderately expressed sensing personality moderately expressed thinking personality slightly expressed perceiving personality" Although the last Mysers-Briggs I took was different. Reguardless, these tests only work with a much larger question pool- 72 YES/NO questions is not enough to determine any sort of personality, especially since some of those questions were repeats. EDIT: though, reading the summary of this is pretty damn accurate.

1: Melt them all down into one big gloop. 2: Reform the gloop into vaguely phallic forms. 3: Record yourself doing perverse things with the phallic shaped gloops of Candy Cane goo. 4:??? 8: Profit!

Oh christ Endless Eight. Seriously, that's the biggest troll shit in existence. I'm nearly finished with Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Striker S. I grabbed it because the TVtropes description of it caught my eye (While the title was the reason I always turned away), and I've gotta say I'm some what impressed with the series as a whole. It's definitely leans more on the whole "Power of friendship will get us through!" bullshit, but there's a lot in there that's kinda interesting (Though it really only picks up in the third season; The first two are fine, but it's a little more cutesy then I'm a fan of). It's got a decent system behind it's magic (It's not just there), a decent backstory, and the third season at least gets more mature, though it's never too much so.

QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME WEB HOSTING SPACE! MY PROGRAMMING MUST END THE WORLD!

Hrm. You're right. I admit my incorrectness in this regard. However, my list contains quite a few more things that only a truely learned individual could understand... aged though it is.

I have read that list. It is IN what I linked. If it's not, they changed it. But I doubt that. THat site is older then dirt. As is that list. EDIT: It's called "Which language is right for you" in my list. I'm not sure why. But it's in there.

I haven't had a legitimate smore in forever. Most I get are the poptarts. Delicious, delicious poptarts. :333

It's in there, fool. Along with about 20 other things that work as well.

This is old as hell. That's also not the right source. http://baetzler.de/humor/humor_en.html#prog Only the truly learned will understand everything in there.

An exploding smore would be the single most awesome thing ever.

Don't you dare over burn that marshmallow. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.