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I got accepted into every college I legitimately applied for. I didn't get accepted into UVA because I didn't actually finish the application. But they still decided to send me a denial letter. Well, fuck them for trying to get me to write like 5 essays.

H5, Shiida only.

Your appendix has become sentient.

Nah, True End boss is a dick, you'll want to restart to bash his ass into the ground.

Nonono, see, we need a chick whose fucking moral and an idiot. That way, when house and the rest actually turn out to be right AND would have done things right, we see that being nice is some real dick shit. Also, Cameron was a hypocritical bitch whom I didn't feel sorry for in the least.

House is the story of a dick. Being a dick. With a collection of other dicks. Cleverly disguised as a medical show. It's fucking brilliant television.

Don't do the the 6th until True end. It's a pain otherwise. You'll want to be at least late 50's when you do. Yeah, the Final fights for this are harder in my book then EO1's. I don't quite remember EO2's, though. Anyway, yeah, the next two endings are going to blaze by for ya. It won't take nearly as long.

The gates on B19 aren't too bad. Just don't be afraid to explore the shit out of places. And figure out some clever marking system. There aren't enough comments for every gate. Also, Low 40's will make you die horribly on the boss, no matter the route. I think I was Mid 50's when I took out my first, and that was a challenge.

If you guys would just stop slutting up the forest so much we wouldn't be making the jokes.

I got into romming for this game. I wouldn't say it's any harder or easier to find, if you know how to look.

It was fucking amazing. I stopped admiring the stratums as beautiful back in the first game, but that one brought me back. Also, DEATH MANTIS WOULD LIKE TO GENTLY CARESS YOU.

Hey, I said it was non-baised! Before anyone says anything, I got every ending in that god damn game. I gave it a shot. I gave it more of a shot then most games I hate from the get-go. I honestly cannot think of one redeeming factor about it. Save the idea that Fox and Falco in F-Zero would be fucking epic. Yeah, you're going to be hard pressed to find any of the others now. A generation later, gamestop being shit for older gen, not to mention a lot of people turn in older games because they flat out don't work. Your best bet would probably be Amazon or the WiiWare store, though I have no clue if the later would have anything besides SF64.

Dear Life, Please masturbate with a cheese grater. Sincerely, A Person Concerned about the Gene Pool.

Snow's melting here near D.C. Shit sucks. GIVE ME MORE SNOW DAYS!

Letsee... Adventures. To be honest, I love this game in and of itself, but hate it as a Star Fox game. The Arwing parts were alright, but the Arwing itself felt sluggish compared to SF64. However, the majority of the game, the on foot explorations, are enjoyable enough, and if you like just going around and exploring and collecting shit, it's for you. The final battle is in an Arwing, though, and it's fun enough. Assault... To be honest, I love roughly 2/3 of the game, and HATE, HATE the other third. The 2/3's that are awesome are anything possibly involving a ship in any way. Though I remember noting that the Arwings still felt slower then their SF64 counterparts, this time it didn't stand out so much, and all the air/land combat missions were fun as hell to do. The last third, however, is the on foot missions, which degraded into something that was supposed to be a Third Person Shooter. The controls were a little wonky, the weapons themselves were blah, and it didn't have the same feeling as the rest of it. On the other hand, there is a time when you get to ride on the wing of a ship and shoot the fuck out of things, which was about the single most awesome thing I can remember from it. Command... Fuck Command. Fuck whoever thought it would be a good idea. The story(ies) usually leave you twitching, there's such a big split in some of the characters personalities compared to what we gathered from the other three games (For instance, could you have guessed that Fox turns out to be a jackass for no explained reason? This is a major plot point, too. At least they make it so). The endings themselves are either some kind of awesome, or some kind of major suck angst fest, or some combination there of. In fact, I think only the "best" ending was any good, and it's basically that Fox's kid goes off to be like his dad cause some other jerkoff is acting like Andross again. So, Story's shit, what about the controls? They scrapped an idea from the Unreleased Star Fox 2 that involves a map overhead and you plot where the characters go, having them intercept missles or go out to attack enemies directly. I can say that it's actually a decent idea. The part they failed on was that there are only two types of fights: Chase a fucking missile, or fight some one. Casing a missile basically meant going through rings without missing any, and the straight up combat was always in "All-Range Mode." As for piloting the Arwing itself (Or whatever other ship they give you, which more or less functions just like an Arwing. Maybe with higher firepower or someshit), the controls were ASS. I've never been a fan of using the touch screen for anything real time, and this just made me realize how much I really hate the concept. You control where you want the Arwing to go by basically dragging it across the screen, and then tapping to fire. I think you made do a barrell roll by drawing a circle, and I think the only button command you used was the D-pad for flips. When I bought the game, I WANTED to use the D-Pad and buttons for flying and shit. The controls were abysmal, and hardly felt like they were really any good. So, to give a tl;dr summary: Adventures is alright, just a different Genre entirely, Assault is really fun for most of it, and some annoying ass for a few parts, and Command is a pile of shit that never should have been made. this opinion is in no way biased and based completely on fact. Product void in Arkansas.

Hrm... looks interesting. I've been looking for a good story game on the PSP to get through now that I finished P3P... I might pick this up when I get the cash.

Oh god, I'm addicted. It's only been a night, but I've gone into the pits ofhell already, deleted about 3 maps with my OCD nature, and have settled on a fantasticaly and impossibly mountainous nature. And I have a cave fortress. That will eventually lead straight to hell. I LOVe THIS GAME.

It lived up to it's title.

Shades of what?

Considering your current avatar and sig, it's more like "Test your might against my metal."

To be fair, when I was talking seller title, I didn't mean a title that would sell well in and of itself, but one that would sell the system. "Wow, this right off the bat? They're going to have better stuff down the road!" I refuse to accept Nintendogs as this because I refuse to accept that the people that would BUY a system for it have the disposable income to do so. Some parent might go and buy a DS for their kid now, since they cost like $50 used now (I'm talking old ass first generation DS'), but tell them to drop $250 because their kid's gotta have Nintendogs? I don't see it. Hell, I would imagine most parents are uninformed to the point that, since the game has the same title as a DS title, that they're the same. EDIT: Oh yeah, and if I had the cash at the time, I so would have gotten the DS at launch for SM64DS.

Oh come on, don't let that guy get you down. You're not gay for liking whatever song that is. You're gay for posting about some guy calling you gay for liking a song on Serenes Forest.

If Nintendogs is considered a better game all around then SF64, I'll eat my foot. I don't necessarily mean in terms of sales. I mean in terms of an "it" game. A game that makes you want to pick up the system and keep buying games for it. Nintendogs isn't that game. I put SF64 up for it simply because they've mentioned it, and I would imagine more people would drop $250 for a system that has SF64 then the other things.

Ever been to a dog show, or seen one in a movie? You know when the judge reaches inbetween the dogs legs and fondles their junk? Whatever the hell they're looking for is the mark of a good character.

Seriously, though, if they're going to release the 3DS in the U.S., it should come with SF64 as a launch title. Or something else. None of those are seller titles.