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A quick update on the conclusion of the Base Defense.
So pretty much we decided to camp the hallways. The aliens wandered around at the bottom and occasionally took hits.
TOO ALPHA TO BE MINDCONTROLLED
Occasionally we had to descend to kill off Sectoid Commanders who survive Overwatch and maintained line of sight of poor Jim Jones from the litle holes.
INTEGRITTTTTYY SHAKE IT OFF
"Engaging in close combat"
"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*thud*
HOOOOOOOO
Idiot berserker climbs up, gets shot at, then jumps through the hole.
Then it shows up waltzing through the door next turn and receives a faceful of overwatch.
THE MECHTOIDS HAVE ARRIVED.
They're not going to wander into overwatch. They're going to wait in the middle of the command room.
We had to engage.
It was going to be a firefight of attrition.
Smokescreen didn't help.
Daigoji and Integrity were the damagers. Rikku was the disabling shot chick.
Please die.
Please.
Why are there so many of you.
It was very fortunate that the Mechtoids waste their turns moving to shoot instead of shooting twice.
Annnnnnd INtegrity gets mind-controlled again.
Also Golubev dies ;__;
The Sec Guard also dies (not pictured)
Daigoji punches the offending Sectoid Commander. I swear, we must have killed plenty of the bastards.
JIM JONES NOOO!
We must finish the mission...
The Sectopod is disabled, Daigoji punches the last Mechtoid to death, then shoots the Sectopod next turn. A berserker is also killed shortly after.
"Systems..shutting...down."
I-I couldn't save him.
I'm so sorry.
I...I..
How many more are out there? There's only 3 of us left.
IT SURVIVED OVERWATCH
DAIGOJI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daigoji's okay.
But we lost our Alpha Male Jim Jones.
So it turns out something amplified the mind control powers of the aliens, hence why it managed to turn so many of the XCOM base personnel.
God. Fucking. Damn it.
Is this stuff still open? I have been in the past ones
and I owned. Haven't caught up yet but I remember your LPs being good.
Rein 'Lightning' Slampage- Male American AssaultHe might want to be a MEC trooper. Will you consider it? I need someone to replace JIM JONES
The same thing happened to me. Three of my guys went to gene lab and one to psi lab, it left me a support and a MEC....with some poor guards. I immediately loaded the previous save file, kept my men in ready and when the base mission kicked in, I kicked alien nuts with full power.
And thus was how this LP turned out.
reloads? You bloody safe scummers! Ironman is where it's at~
;___; It was suffering
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The Sec Guards keep the drones busy and waste bullets
FUCK. ME.
More reinforcements = Golubev and another Sec Guard.
Golubev is also in default equipment
This is going to be fun
I want to reload this mission because there is no warning before the Base Assault occurs
FRAG OUT
That's just asking for a rocket, to which I oblige.
RNG NO
If that Sec Guard lives to the end of the mission I'll give her a medal
MOTHERFUCKING MECTOID SNIPING A SEC GUARD THROUGH A SMALL VENTILATION HOLE THAT GRANTED IT LINE OF SIGHT
FUCK YOU
WHO DESIGNED THE FUCKING BASE?
I didn't screenshot it, but I'm still in the command room and Central expects me to be fighting in the MEC bay behind me.
What's in the MEC Bay?
Assorted amounts of Sectoids, Mutons, Chrysallids. 2 Berserkers. 5 Mechtoids, and 3-4 Sectoid Commanders. The game just shows them all dropping in.
The Supports are useful for killing off Sectoids spamming Mind Merge. Not so great when they find Sectoid Commanders.
Integrity is pretty much the guy holding the defense together thanks to Bullet Swarm.
Pls stop shooting Daigoji
She's out of Healing Mist
Pls
She still needs to punch all the Mechtoids and Sectoid Commanders
This Sec Guard is really being blessed with the RNG. Killed 2 Drones so far and dealt 4 damage to a Mechtoid.
Ho continues to fight with 1 HP remaining. He's not going to see the light of day.
I jinxed it.
YARGH
>Last Group
It's JIM JONES and 1 more Sec Guard
Fuck, if only the guys I sent to Psionic Testing were here...
I don't want to go back there
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
That's one room clear, and we've lost how many Sec Guards? 4?
Too..many...enemies.
DIE YOU SHIT DIE
I GET IT CENTRAL, I GET IT. I'M GOING TO DIE AND LOSING THIS MISSION IS AN INSTANT GAME OVER
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WE ARE BACK FOR MOAR
Sorry, been busy interviewing and playing AssCreed 4
WOuldn't it be great if XCOM had their own Sectopods? And I'm not talking about MECs or SHIVS. I mean full sized big motherfucking robots with a fuckton of weaponry.
A little too late for this thing to pop up, no?
TIME FOR PSIONICS
Meanwhile Vahlen works her magic on Mutons.
LET'S ADVANCE THE MAIN STORY
NEED MONIES
Why bother when you have Mimetic Skin?
>Unidentified
>NPCs speaking wen I've already used that weapon's functionality
We look kinda cool. Scouting lets me avoid all the aliens.
SURPRISE ASSHOLES
Hunter Wilson tosses the Mimic Beacon for shits and giggles.
What happened next was one of the bigger regrets of this particular XCOM playthrough.
It basically dragged in ALL the aliens on the map.
However, it did fuck with their AI a bit. They prioritized moving towards the beacon over shooting me, although that wasn't always the case.
I found myself overwhelmed and flanked
Fortunately an upgraded Flamethrower and Titan Armor immunity makes for some sweet, sweet death traps
Hunter Wilson keeps missing because he's an unlucky sod, but luckily JIM JONES kept killing shit with his railgun.
Running kinda low on medkits, so I started resorting to Ghost moding to avoid counterfire.
It also didn't help that Sectoid Commanders now show up in pairs as support troops.
What do you do when you have no medkits and the highest chance of hitting the Sectopod is 40%? You let your toughest motherfucker on the team take hits, and then when he can't take anymore you send out the next highest HP guys in cover to take hits, and then you pray to the RNG and offer her a sacrifice of goats to ensure the team survives.
JIM JONES IS MORE ALPHA NOW
ANNA BECOMES AN OFFENSIVE SNIPER
Those with the highest will are sent for testing
I was just about to continue scanning when suddenly the screen shakes.
IT'S HAPPENING
HOLY FUCK THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING THE BASE
OH GOD BY FORCE OF HABIT I UNEQUIP EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T GO ON A MISSION
FUCK
FUUUUUUCK
Bradford fucks up some mind-controlled guy's shit
This is bad.
The only person with non-default equipment is Integrity.
At the moment we have RIkku, Integrity, Daigoji, and 3 XCOM Security Personnel (aka Rookies with ballistic weapons, grenades, and caps)
The Security Guards do jack shit. They kept missing, so I just ordered them to grenade spam
The initial wave consisted of a Mechtoid, a Berserker, a Chrysallid, a Sectoid Commander....a few Sectoids...
Reinforcements consisted of 2 Security Guards and Support Ho who can't do shit because he has no equipment and therefore can't use his 3-Medkit ability to heal so he's a little more than a glorified security guard at this point.
Daigoji's jetpack thrusters and FALCON PAWNCH come very handily for this mission
Rikku still manages to get decent results with a bolt action, but doesn't give me the kills I need.
Security Guards can receive promotions but they're still better off as meatshields.
Ho gets shot for almost all his health. He has no medkit so fuck.
GODDAMIT STOP MISSING
Cyberdiscs show up, Daigoji gets shot at to the point where she has only 1 HP left and has to retreat
The security personnel begin dying with the most heart-wrenching death quotes.
"HOLD...THE...line.."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~!!!!!"
Luckily HEAT ammo is here to fuck cyberdiscs.
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UPDATE
Heavies tend to level at slow but steady rates thanks to rockets guaranteeing opportunities for group kills.
All these weapons but insufficient resources
Ooooh yeaaaaaah
Suddenly escort mission!
Thin Men can't do much at this point.
Healing Mist is insanely good. Imagine being put in Dense Smoke with Distortion Field and Healing Mist. You'd win a shootout assuming no grenades and explosives come your way.
THIN MEN WHY ARE YOU BEING CRITMEN
Promotions for our lads
This might be useful.
This will definitely be useful.
I NEED MORE MELD!?
TIME TO ADVANCE THE STORY
LET'S DO THIS
YEAH BABY
MUTON ELITES ARE NOT A PROBLEM. KILL ONE, SUPPRESS AND WEAKEN THE OTHER.
Then go for the stun
Interdasting.
Sectopods seemed to have been buffed. I also seem to have trouble doing damage to it. And it seems to fail in attacking: it fired rockets at the wrong area.
I like how Power Fists do only half damage to Sectopods, but when you kill ne with a punch it goes into a magnificent killing animation where the MEC just climbs the metal beast and punches it to death until it explodes and damages everyone nearby.
Welp, here's the Sectoid commander, and the line of sight in this section of the map is weird. I mean, look at that screenshot where PrincessK is next to the Mechtoid and she says she can't see him. FUCK
IT'S GOT WEEIIIIIR
Rikku shoots his gun while everyone else tries to weaken the little Psionic fucker for capture
Berserkers also have special death animations when killed by a Kinetic Strike Module. They get punched, fall, and run themselves into the fist before exploding into blood
Vahlen is too genre savvy....or she's just using common sense.
FULL SPEED AHEAD
Daigoji hits max rank and becomes even harder to kill
>we have ways
>instant interrogation and autopsy
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boy
Interesting items and gene mods...maybe Weir can use one.
MORE COMING SOON
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You have to have your team in control of the ship with overwatch before he presses the button. When he does then you have everyone hightail it out. Then keep one or two back a turn or two into running away to hit them with flamethrowers. It's how I did it. Only made it by a turn though.
ALSO FUUUUUUU JIM JONES NO GODAKJNBAPDFOUIJNASDFV FREEDOM IS DEAD
I saved him before he bled out he's fine because he's ALPHA AS FUCK MUH FREEDOM
Research happens. Having multiple laboratories just speeds this shit up.
DRUUUUUGS
SATELLITTTEEES
Such gene mods
wow
omg
so alien
wow
much organs
wow
Training up the "other" team is fun.
Railgun FX is sweet as fuck
Dem promotions
JIM JONES GOES FOR MOAR DAMAGE
Speccing Neil in Squadsight
Weir is now a medical god
UPGRADING GUNS
Wow. I should've researched this one a long time ago
Yes I'm trying to leave the Outsider Shard for last
SHIVs seriously got buffed in Enemy Within.
UFO lands, and now they're sending Heavy Floaters at us.
They're a fair opponent, they have enough health to withstand laser weaponry.
We bag some new prisoners.
We get some good armor.
This MIGHT be useful if I'm a heavy SHIV addict.
>MEC-2
All I ever wanted....all I ever needed...was here...in my heeaaaart
Yeah Depeche Mode yeaaaah
If you're wondering who I'm basing JIM JONES on, I'm basing him on Fallout 3's Liberty Prime.
WE BRING DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM TO ALIENS
It's not fun to have 3 Heavy Floaters shooting you while 2 berserkers run at you with Muton support
Good thing tactical rigging existed. Flamethrowers do shit to berserkers though, they don't panic.
Grenade launcher is basically grenade throwing but with a MUCH longer range.
You know the RNG is trolling when a Muton only does 1 damage to a civilian at near point blank range.
An exploding car kills 2 civvies. Boo.
GRENADES FOR EVERYONE
Having 2 snipers in the back is also fun.
Also, heal for 10 HP = \O/
FLY LIKE AN ALPHA MALE
Squadsight snipers should seriously get gunslinger just in case
A good hunter knows how to flush out enemies
Rikku hits max rank wheeee
2 MECS 1 MISSION?
OK
Spare none in your explosive fury.
The cover of smoke is rarely harmful to the player, until a Seeker hides right above you.
Flamethrower destroys walls pretty well too (not pictured)
Squadsight and Snapshot are all quite useful.
Integ hits max rank and I give him Mayhem because reasons
Battle Scanner is like a 2-turn scout
Daigoji gets her own MEC-2 suit, and given her support nature she gets to spray healing mist all around her.
FUCK YOU
I got spare satellites, luckily.
>Better flamethrower
Yiiiiiis
Not much to say about this one, except Skeleton Suits grappling everywhere is cool
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HERE IS AN UPDATE.
Yes I'm dragging the game out because i don't want to advance the story without getting muh lasers first
I decide to take random pictures of the base because reasons
India needs our help and we gotta train up our lower-ranking guys
Fuck your shit, Mechtoid. I like to retreat and overwatch
FUck your shit, mutons
JIM JONES DOESN'T CARE FOR YOUR PLASMA RIFLES
BERSERKEEEERRRSSS
Everyone fails to do sufficient damage in enough time and Jim Jones gets his ass kicked hard.
Where's Dr. Weir when you need him? I'M OUT OF FUCKING MEDKITS
The SHIV takes 2 overwatches for the team and comes out on top.
We manage to kill off the mutons before JIM JONES bleeds out
Balcerzak reaches max rank and takes another rocket
UFO = train the trainees
Still, getting kills with the trainees is hard
Especially when all your overwatches miss and a cyberdisc floats into your flank
Vahlen seems to forget that we already have an outsider
I think my friend likes the design
Oh yeaaaaaaah
I expect great things with a SQUADDIE level guy with such high fucking aim
This is pretty much a fucking cheat.
Weir's gonna get his hands full with this
I wonder if we'll have to face Ethereals soon
Abductor class UFO calls for some cool guys
Vahlen please stop acting like this is the first time you saw a berserker.
I want that MELD, but if I move Princess K she'll grab the muton's attention. So, in one of the ballsiest troll moves in XCOM history, I order the entire squad to attack, and then Neil throws the ghost grenade to hide everyone in plain sight.
What I didn't count on happening was that despite being ordered to hunker down, Princess K activates Close Combat Specialist as the berserker runs past. She revealed herself, got mauled for a WHOPPING 2 damage, then gets shot for 8. As if that means shit, she has so much health it's not even fucking funny anymore.
I think Seekers move again after they go into stealth mode. Otherwise I'd see 2 dead Seekers.
I love the Kinetic Strike Module aka FALCON PAWNCH
Patch up wounds, take care of remaining seeker, scout out the Abductor only to find a bloody Mechtoid....surprise the Sectoids with a flashbang, the trainees take care of the Sectoids while Daigoji punches the big guy to death
Vahlen shut up please I still need to interrogate a Sectoid
Oh boy.
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Yes, the mutant traitors has been killed!
no time to fight the alien menace.
And looks like you are getting to plasma tech, that is when the tide turns!
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I aborted my last three classic runs due to excess casualties.
After thinking about about it, I concluded that those runs lacked grenades, so everyone was issued one to use on the sectoids.
Now there has been no casualties on XCOM's side as of the fourth missions!
Yeah, I give the finger to Vahlen sometimes when she chastises me on excessive grenade use. Weapon fragments be damned.
Surprsingly, I have yet encounter the rescue VIP in China or defuse the bomb mission. And all of the UFO crash missions I have played are in the forest, where is the city site they promised?
You mean Operation Slingshot? If you didn't enable it when you begin a new campaign you don't get it. Also I've been getting city sites pretty often.
I got at least one city ufo crash mission, early enough that there were only 3 Sectoid pairs and an Outsider in it. Almost anticlimactic in how easy it was- I took way longer than was probably necessary and missed a meld container, but didn't suffer a scratch.
Also recently had to relearn just how bad an idea it is to rely on half-cover in a crowded firefight ugh
Half-cover = no cover in classic, IMHO
Can anyone prove that the Newfoundland mission is doable? Chrysalids can travel one-third of THAT WHOLE MAP PER TURN
As earlier said, adaptive bone marrow and mimetic skin are the best ones. The former lets you survive protracted fights. As far as I can tell, unlike the MEC version, it doesn't have any limitations in terms of how many times it can apply, so as long as you're not caught by a crit anyone with it shouldn't end up dead unless you made a major fuck up. The latter lets your sniper avoid any damage at all so long as he maintains good cover.
Hell yeah. Flammenwerfers were the only things that saved me in the wharf mission where there are like a million of these damn things. MUAHAHAHA RUN FOOL
I just did the Newfoundland mission a few posts back, look at it.
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Wut. Chryssalids can panic?
Yes. Even insects fear the fire.
Interesting lesson- if it burns, it can feel fear
(also, I caved. not very far in yet, but huuuuungry)
GOOD MAN.
A dead mechtoid yields a core body and a sectoid corpse. I guess they don't saw off their own limbs.
Random dialogue.
SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO UPGRADE OUR MECS
Remember when Floaters were funny dudes with capes?
Ooh yeaaaah
Losing 3 countries sounds horrible
I should send the old SHIV on a suicide mission
This might come in handy
Time to choke motherfuckers to death with gas
I think RIkku can use this
>-$75
MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME BACK MUH MONEY
I AM FULL OF RAGE FUCK YOU I WILL ACCUSE ALL IN MY PATH
They are so ready.
Also MECS don't even bother fast-roping down; they just jump.
We're finally fighting EXALT elites. I don't know what gene mods they're packing that makes Dr. Vahlen winch, but I'm not going to stick around and find out. I bet their elite AI is just as suicidal as their grunt AI. If I charge in, I surmise my men will be sandwiched. So I stay back and keep them on overwatch while Princess K acts as my invisible eye.
Wut
All it takes is a slight millisecond of line of sight and you'll get shot from overwatch.
Knowing that they have heavies makes me even more cautious. As long as they can't see us they can't use a rocket because they'll always use their first turn to move/reposition.
AHA! A second squad of snipers attempts to flank. Rikku will have none of this shit.
Daigoji's extra ammo lets her destroy cover without needing to reload again next turn. Men without cover will die quite readily.
A lack of cover makes one prone to critical hits.
WHAT DO YOU SEE
If you haven't noticed yet, all the EXALT elites have laser weaponry.
And here I am using good old-fashioned bullets like a fucking boss.
[EVIL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
HEADSHOT.
DOUBLE WHAMMY.
Now is not the time for comments on Dickxalt's aesthetic taste.
For elites they really haven't been giving me much trouble.
Looks like there's 2 more squads to deal with.
FEEL THE POISON OF THIN MEN
>IMMUNE
FUCK YOU
Weir pops his drug-laced smoke with extra Dr. Who sparkles.
Daigoji continues to rip apart enemy cover.
STOP SELF HEALING WITH YOUR OVERLY EXTREME GENE MODS YOU FUCKERS STOP PLS
Shooting from the balcony just like the last level of Call of Duty: World at War where you assault the Reichstag
The last EXALT squad puts up a valiant last stand....NOT.
They have no cover, they got flashbanged, they're being flanked, and they're being thrown across the room by a fucking cyborg.
I've actually never seen an EXALT laser sniper rifle fire. It's like a laser with lightning coursing through it.
EXECUTION
FATALITY
EXALT IS FUCKING GONE.
GONE.
NO MORE TRAITORS, ONLY ALIENS
No promotions? Aw.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>Game states that we have to research lasers before being able to use EXALT versions
FML
Less reloads is \o/
This would be very useful to someone who gets kills a lot but sticks with the team. Well maybe PrincessK can take it. Or Hunter Wilson.
It's about time our Heavies got better weaponry.
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This is so damn true. In my only successful Ironman Classic I think I almost stopped losing men after I got some SHIVs on the field. I lost a good 3-4 SHIVs but who cares. It also allowed me to never train suppression on my supports or heavies, letting me carry MOAR rockets or whatever else is the better skill, and still have that valuable utility.
Hmm, I see. SHIVs also got buffed in EW and there's supposedly quite a few new techs for them.
Which gene seeds are the most important for my space marines? Oh, and the MEC is damn awesome, he has never skipped any mission, lol. I think trying the iron man mode is truly a mistake, those damn seekers kept targeting my sniper. If not for the awesome ability to cover a lot of ground of MEC, he should be death 2 times by now....the sniper was no longer the super cool killing machine anymore with those nasty aliens around.
I don't know, I haven't unlocked most of them yet. Adaptive Bone Marrow is probably a good one. Mimetic skin is also very good for scouting purposes and sometimes first strike spotting.
PREVIOUSLY I FORGOT WAT PREVIOUSLY HAPPENED SO HERE IS AN UPDATE AND FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES
More medals are given to keep wills high.
A UFO lands.
It wasn't what I expected.
LOOK A MECHTOID. FUCK THEM, ROCKET THE BASTARDS BEFORE THEY'VE SPOTTED US
Mind Meld gives the Mechtoid a big shield of health. This warrants another rocket to the offending Sectoid.
Rikku snipes the pilot nicely.
When you thought it was over, a Cyberdisc shows up with a drone entourage. Luckily disabling shot works on the circular abomination of geometry and it retreats for repairs.
Some floaters attempt to distract us by flanking so we couldn't pursue the cyberdisc.
Balcerzak receives a faceful of energy piss
Try Hard avenges him
He's fine.
He'll be fine.
Stone God? More like Eldritch Metal.
FUCK YOU DICKXALT I WANTED THAT CARAPACE ARMOR FUCK YOU
But before we could go after Dickxalt, we gotta save Paris first.
A cyberdisc is our welcoming party.
WELL WE BROUGHT LOTS OF BULLETS FOR YOU
It retreats, we save some civvies and proceed into the building.
What we were in for was the fight for our lives.
As if the hivemind knew of our offenses in Newfoundland, it sends a swarm of fucking Chrysallids.
The more we kill, the more keep coming. No time to reload. No time for anything, really.
Zombies also make things noticeably more difficult.
JIM JONES gets badly mauled but being alpha as fuck he makes it through with 1 HP
Weir gets slapped in the face for missing. His immunity to poison is a good thing.
MAIM KILL BURN
Eventually the Chrysallid swam turns into a trickle as the rest of them are busy pursuing the poor civilians outside.
I think the civvies saved our asses. They acted as running bait before being inevitably turned into zombies.
21 kills, of course there would be promotions.
Weir carries more shit now (I should give him grenades), TryHard tries even harder to impress.
Jim Jones has bad aim, and can't exactly punch shit like Daigoji does, so he gets more defense because he can be alpha as fuck.
Princess K reaches the rank of Colonel and essentially has maxed out.
TRAITORS TO MANKIND, I COME FOR YOU
Why is tactical rigging so fucking based I mean holy shit
EXALT enemy AI is maximum troll. They'll break out of cover just to shoot you in the back because they want your men dead. They know there's permadeath for you and they're willing to die just to take you with them.
Even mutons will do anything to stay in cover.
Enemy Within likes to make people ragdoll around now
I think I'm ready to face EXALT's elite troopers now.
How many grenades have I tossed? I don't really remember.
Try killing our heavies now.
The game automatically rules out the countries so I don't need to worry too much about the guesswork.
I wonder which country has EXALT's HQ...
HNNNNNGH
Brazil needs our help again
LOOK AT OUR TEAM NOW.
LOOK AT THEM.
Standard protocol to deal with a MECHTOID:
1. Rocket/grenade the sectoids
2. Pop smoke.
3. Holo-target Mechtoid if possible
4. Send PrincessK to double reaper round the fucker.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!!!
Rikku isn't doing too well tonight. She receives twin plasma cannons to the face as a result.
Disregard MELD, killing the Mechtoid is priority.
Thin Men proceed to flank Princess K. They obviously don't want her regrouping with the rest of the team. The team must push forward then.
RIKKU STOP MISSING.
Good thing grenades never miss.
I realized that having Weir as your only dedicated medic in the team is a major weakness. He's currently in the hospital. That's why I'm training that new guy to be a dedicated medic.
FUCK YOU CYBERDISC
Wilson gets a promotion and can now dodge overwatch
Rikku learns to not risk death so often
Interrogation says something we already know (and captured)
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Finally got it. My majestic first try failed during the asdf chrysalid ship -.-
Q_Q
Of course you can gene mod Rikku she needs to be eugenizised to be as much beast as possible.
Also Rikku looks cute as a agent
paste and search:
Rikku is like our resident covert operative
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My people keep on dying... especially the rookies.
This might have something to do with assigning them point man duties and they being the one with the tazer.
XDDDDD
Last update for tonight
So previously we were testing out new tools on EXALT.
Needle grenade is nice and all but 3 damage is too low.
Well that went by a lot easier than the first one.
Also, we got a new guy. He tries so fucking hard he wears a cap.
NOW THE HARD PART (?) BEGINS
Materials relevant to capture are fabricated.
This is for Rikku just because a necklace that puts holes in your neck is kinda cute
A SHIV is kinda cute too
I change Integrity's clothing because this fits the white better.
Weir gets a different armor skin
FUCKING FINALLY THE GAME GIVES ME A CANADIAN MALE ASSAULT
We gotta go deeper.
We gotta save China.
ALPHA AS FUCK
Balcerzak draws first blood.
Integrity tosses a flashbang because BANGER OUT GO GO GO GET ON THE FLOOR YOU FLOATING PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAH *BZZZZZZZZT*
As the fighting continues we bag a muton and JIM JONES celebrate because he is ALPHA AS FUCK by KILLING A THIN MAN WITH FIRE
He even says in game, in his robocop voice... "KILLING IT WITH FIRE"
ONCE MORE PROMOTIONS
Weir's medical training takes a dark side.
Balcerzak scoffs at grenades and RIkku takes advantage of anything boosting her accuracy.
ALL THIS RESEARCH AND NO FUCKING TIME
UFOs now land, so we can expect heavy resistance, perhaps.
Princess K runs around and jacks Meld.
Due to shit terrain cover, we had no choice but to let some Seekers come to us.
Unfortunately Weir was nearly choked to death and a Mechtoid (one of EW's new enemies) shows up.
Of course, he gets fucked 6 ways from Sunday before he could kill anyone with his twin heavy plasma guns
Wilson has a streak of missing. So he gets fed up with the RNG and kills with grenades.
I try my best not to give too many kills to the SHIV. It fires only when needed.
And we bag an Outsider because we can.
Our last group was a trip of Mutons. Flashbangs, lasers, and a pistol take care of them. Reaper rounds take care of the coward that fled.
Princess K enjoys your surprised face.
Wilson enjoys executing motherfuckers with a pistol.
Shen 1-ups Vahlen because engineering
NO IMPORTANT PROMOTIONS
Rikku's about to get new eyes.
THIS RESEARCH NEEDS TO GO BY FASTER
The council has summoned us once more.
New guys are with us, let's hope it goes well.
That's a long way to go.
You know...it's not fucking cool to open the door to see 6 Thin Men staring at you.
Fuck shooting, this battle is about TOTAL ANNIHILATION
The supports were busy stunning a Thin Man that tried to get us from the rear....and this leads to Cid getting fucked.
He was brought back, thankfully enough. Also, poison sucks.
Under the cover of smoke, we burst forth in a roaring rampage of revenge.
I mean, everyone's so riled up Hunter Wilson managed to kill with his assault rifle from a distance and with a CRIT.
And everyone knows he never hits.
Overwatch and lucky shots are reminders that MECs can and will sustain heavy damage.
VICTORY IS OURS. And promotions, sort of.
Hunter needs more defense because his accuracy is low and therefore crits wouldn't help. I don't need another Shotgun Assault; I'm making him a Rifle Assault.
Daigoji gets more ammo. Her reloading is always a pain.
With all this cash I buy everything from the Foundry. EVERYTHING.
WHAT DOES RIKKU SEE
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If you have 2 interceptors in one place you can recall the first one if it is about to be destroyed and send the second.
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If I buy the expansion I guess I have to look out for the rocket launcher too.
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Rikku in my D&D group is the infiltrator since she has High strength and she can go invisible. I suppose giving her the pistol ability increases her usefulness in infiltration missions
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The first things I researched were in my current, classical play through were: (this is my first)
+2 vest, carapace armor the Tazer so I can start zapping aliens and get the research credit.
I then realized I didn't have ten engies and so I am just waiting for an engie mission, but there not poping up!
A lot of rookies died since they were the first ones in to protect my elites.
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lol, look at the beanie on Integ, cuz screw helmet when you have swag
I gave her snapshot instead, because a high strength chick should be able to carry a sniper rifle into close quarters
Yes I know sniper rifles have shit accuracy the closer the target is but fuckitI wonder if EXALT ever get plasma. I killed them off before I could find out. :(
They get lightning guns or something
Anybody who researches anything at all before laser weapons is a terrible person who is not my friend.
I-I'm s-sorry
I prefer longevity to killing power, my reasoning:
it doesn't matter whether you do 3 damage or 10 to a sectoid, they are still dead.
Also going for beams uses time that could be spent for other upgrades, like amor or plasma.
However you are troops sustain damage and needs to withstand crits.
So armoring up reduces wound time and give greater chance of people being promoted, increasing your overall firepower later on.
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my current upgrades:
Alien materials>vest>officer school>interrogate floater>carapace>interrogate everyone else for credit, buy foundry
no beam weapons yet... I am going straight for plasma!
but then, this is my second play through, first time on classic
I like longevity to killing power, especially because I play with damage roulette. Only grenades and rockets are exempt from this option, and the only thing stopping you from dying is a nanofiber vest + armor.
Xcom's RNG really makes FE4 & FE5's RNGs look friendly
IF your attack has less than 100% chance to hit, don't even bother, in Xcom terms it means guranteed 100% chance to miss
You can only depend on grenades, rockets, & assaults' run & gun
I practically play every mission with fresh new recruits because of ever-expanding long list of people gravely injured for 17 days
Normal difficulty is practically more or less FE 6 - FE 7 difficulty though.
I don't even want to play impossible. Especially not with all second wave options turned on.
Yes this is an update
We shot down a large UFO and they send a welcoming party of Thin Men to greet us.
PARTY HARD
Oh hey MELD
I like it when aliens find me instead of the other way around.
I think I've gotten the hang of using PrincessK's mimetic skin. The key part is stealthing her in the beginning (the EXALT defense had her unstealthed the whole time because she was in their line of isght the whole time) and sending her away from the rest of the squad as a scout. That way I know what to expect and can prepare for it.
They never saw it coming.
ALL DEM PROMOTIONS
Princess K gets even tougher, Rikku takes advantage of higher ground (I want to gene mod her, can I?)
$$$$$
Now I can test out new items in combat
Moving on with the objectives while Vahlen muses on the aliens
This makes rolling for soldiers possible, unfortunately I still can't get a MALE CANADIAN ASSAULT. that's like a 1/2 x 1/50 x 1/4 probability but I will roll again tonight and see if I get anything.
>very difficult
Aussieland, the Death World
PrincessK finds MUTONS
We're careful not to alert them. We take the indoor route and find Thin Men instead. Princess K continues to monitor the mutons like the
voyeurscout she is.SURPRISE ASSHOLES
If I can't kill you in my turn, I'll suppress you so you can't fight back.
More thin men. They troll me with poison because they can't win this firefight. Dicks.
Don't even bother.
Rikku gets another promotion.
She doesn't have Squadsight so I don't take combat scanner.
JIM JONES AND CID ARE IN THE HOUSE.
After a week of scanning for alien activity, I think Dickxalt will be up to no good again. Time to look for them again.
First Argentina, now Mexico.
Rikku is like our resident covert operative but maybe I should train up an actual
expendable characterpistoleer.JIM JONES ALPHA AS FUCK
SHIVs are apparently key components in Ironman/Impossible/Classic strategies because they can be used as super expendable cannon fodder that can suppress and/or draw fire.
ALL DAT CASH HNNNNGH
We're gonna remodel the base because I need that faster research.
After the initial EXALT mission I don't want to take risks. So once again, we're sending in the best of the best.
RIkku starts off on the other side of the map and we need to rescue her. AND THEN WE HAVE TO HACK 2 MORE COMM RELAYS
HERE WE GO.
SURPRISE
YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE I DID THE FIRST TIME
Wow, everyone did well. What's even better was that hacking the relays STILL disables their weapons. I didn't even get swarmed this mission, damn I could've brought Jim Jones to lighten up the field.
Ragdolls are funny.
The remainder of this update will be posted with the next big update. Post limits me to 100 pictures.
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I'm having lots of trouble rolling a Canadian Male Assault, been doing it for an hour straight.
So far I've been getting Canadian Heavies/Snipers and most of them are female, I dunno if I can get a character Polydeuces like.
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Integ receives the blessing of RNG, more enemies die...
RNG PLS
Daigoji receives some healing (after all, Mecs can't take cover)
>last of the reinforcements
>a whopping 4 show up
Laughing_Dicks.jpg
ANOTHER ONE ON THE PLATFORM
HAHA YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS
XCOM WILL TRIUMPH
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
That was a hard battle.
Balcerzak gets anti-robot ammo. Integrity gets moar grenades.
Rikku gets Snapshot.
EXALT weaponry looks kinda cool. They're the exact same as XCOM's ballistic weaponry though.
I fire the recruits that don't match the remaining characters' profiles requested by our forumites. I need Canadian and American males that will promote to heavies. That's hard.
SO MANY ITEMS
Time to start on the Arc Thrower
Burning money
FUCK.
You can sell EXALT weaponry, ahahahaha
With most of the veterans in bed, it's up to these mofos to deal with this...Large UFO.
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What what another update
As I was saying earlier, nanofiber vests!
SUDDENLY EXALT
They hack my money and to find more exalt hideouts I need money
Being XCOM is suffering
Rikku gets to be our covert operative.
NEED $$
THIS GUNNA BE GUD
Everyone seems kinda nervous
There's those plebeian fuckers. And there's a fuckton of them.
We have the height advantage. Clear the area!
Kill 1 EXALT member and literally 2-3 more show up.
I can't use Bullet Swam because Integ moved to fire. So I used Suppress to be sure.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A FUCKING ROCKET TAKES US OUT.
Poor Integ. The rocket exposed him and an Exalt operative shot him a few more times. He goes down, but he's bleeding out. In fact, he falls down into the pit making revival all the harder. Weir is nearly dead too!
Daigoji moves to flank, but fails to do sufficient damage.
PrincessK kills one, misses the other.
Weir is healed, but it's not entirely clear whether or not he can make it to integrity without being shot to death
Balcerzak gives covering fire, and Weir tosses a grenade. Integ can wait another turn.
I didn't see the EXALT heavy earlier, otherwise I wouldn't have bunched up my forces. I know there are 2 heavies now, and 1 guy used his rocket.
Those fuckers have Holo-targeting too.
The fog of war continues to shit out Dickxalt Medics and Operatives from flanking positions. Damn this shit.
Rikku hacks DICKXALT communications and the squad gets a free turn of reloading, repositioning, and shooting dicks in the dick.
Princess K runs out of shotgun ammo at the worst possible time. She whips out her pistol and proceeds to critical enemies. Because EXALT's AI mindset is "ZERG RUSH" they basically disregard safety and will run into the hacking zone to contest the encoder from XCOM's control.
This also activates PrincessK's Close Combat Specialist ability multiple times (and pistols don't need to reload) so basically the 2 idiots that ran past her either ended up dead or take enough damage such that another squaddie can kill them the next turn.
Hey look, more enemies show up and one even lands on the platform which nobody else can climb!
Balcerzak has had enough of this dickery and rockets 2 enemies to death.
Daigoji takes plenty of damage as she makes her way to falcon punch one of the EXALT heavies to death....or was it operative...?
Integrity has been revived but unfortunately he fell onto an unclimbable box, which means he can't move anywhere for the rest of the level. He is essentially without cover and a sitting duck. Fortunately, he dodges bullets.
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Yes! I caught up....
GRRR! NINJA!
I have to read some more
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You go Rikku! Be the coward like you are and stay in the back and kill people and have your teammates act as your meat shield!
Assault would have been more appropriate better for Rikku but I saw no one else asking for snipers and snipers have a higher chance of survival.
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I don't use grenades... I used the mithrill vest. (+2 hp)
is that a bad idea?
>Higher chance of survival
Well time to make her a Pistoleer then.
Honestly it really depends on what job classes you enjoy using and whether or not you're good at avoiding damage.
I haven't used the vests much in a while, but that's more because I enjoy the other items' effects so much than anything else. Also haven't played any higher than classic, not sure what really becomes invaluable as difficulty increases, though I've heard one guy (Impossible player?) say he put scopes on everyone no question.
RE Double Rigging:
muh
m-----uh
You're gonna see why I use vests in a post or two.
weissganger 3 is da bess!
Distortion field too helpful
My rule in Ironman becamen:
2 medikits, one on a support with 3 use skill, one on somebody else just in case, because murphy's law always sees the support go down first, and only critically wounded (just to spite you).
Scopes on Heavies and Snipers, no questions asked.
Arcthrower in Support second slot when available, otherwise on second support, because dat fucking sprint for extra movespeed.
Assault... eh, whatever I need, probably one grenade, for clearing cover my heavies don't want to waste rockets on.
Early-game I hear in impossible you want those nanofiber vests because the gap between regular armor and carapace is just too long otherwise. I have not yet had the balls to attempt Impossible Ironman, so I cannot confirm/deny.
Also, holy fuck, tactical rigging so OP.
I should put scopes on heavies...soon.
We're here to investigate something fishy in Newfoundland. The name of the mission, Spectral Jester, worries me.
FUCK THE UNDEAD
A zombie managed to nick Balcerzak but he'll be fine.
Bradford. That's not a fucking shark.
ALSO, FALCON PUNCH INSTA 12 DAMAGE
Chrysallids y u resist crit ;__;
PrincessK's special ability lets her shoot twice as long as she's up close.
Random shark carcasses will explode to reveal chrysallids.
As the squad fights their way across the port, it becomes very clear that the source of the problem is from that ship. We also get a reference to Terror from the Deep.
I lost count of how many chrysallids got killed by this point.
Many eggs in a whale. Shit shit shit shit shit it spawns 1 chrysallid every turn, sometimes 3. The key tactic is to avoid line of sight. As long as the chrysallid doesn't see you, it'll waste the turn moving to find you instead of attacking, granting the guys a turn to reload. Weir is sent to activate the ship's transponder while everyone else is busy killing Chrysallids.
The situation is stable, I stayed my hand from posting too many shots of Chrysallids getting..well...shot.
This was the hard part. The game throws 3 chrysallids from the whale body and 1-2 more from the remaining shark bodies on the island.
You couldn't just dash out of there because the bastards run faster than you and they already have line of sight when they were spawned. I spent about 4-5 turns reloading and making a fighting retreat until I killed the bastards and then I began dashing because the respawning chrysallids couldn't see me once I got far enough from the whale carcass.
I got there RIGHT ON TIME.
Light up the dock.
With that number of kills, of course there'd be promotions.
Balcerzak gets more versatile, Daigoji gets more dangerous, PrincessK gets paranoid, Integ perpares for what's next, and Weir takes medical training
The new medal is assigned the left power, and I didn't give it to anyone yet.
Medals are given to those who need will (PrincessK) and those who need defense (Balcerzak, Rikku, Daigoji)
I need the cash, and Rapid Recovery is purchased.
Genetics Lab complete, let's send PrincessK for modifications because reasons
This will aid us.
Also Argentina needs help.
It was an easy mission. Get meld fuck floaters and seekers
PROMOTIONS ONCE MORE
One for All is not Daigoji's style. She's more of a fly in your face and punch you off a cliff kind of style.
Weir advances his medical training.
Germany is on the verge of withdrawing but I will not let that happen.
Germany pls stay:3
Nanofiber vests available. I issue them to our resident heavies.
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I like how the game practically tells you where the sectoid doing the mind melding is.
Balcerzak seems to be hitting targets more often than his low aim would suggest.
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DIE OUTSIDER
ANOTHER FEMALE ASSAULT?!
Daigoji is like the ultimate sentry or something.
Even if his own aim may be low, a least Balcerzak can improve other people's aim assuming he fires first.
Finally more satellites
I think I'll give in to Genetic modification
LASERS GET
If Mexico and Canada wihdrew, does that mean I'll never get Canadian troops?
I'll take improved pistol accuracy so my snipers won't be totally useless in a very mobile firefight.
Heh, the Sectoid image from the first XCOM...
Let's test these mofos out.
TOO MANY ITEMS
This sounds OP..
Wow these UFOs are getting harder to take down. I better step up my flight weapons upgrades.
Let's see what we can find...
THE BEST ALIEN IS A DEAD ONE
It took me awhile to realize I forgot to give the supports a laser rifle.
NOBODY CAN TOUCH US.
NOBODY.
Everybody is doing their job well, and that's great.
The game seems to not want to give me any additional Heavies....
2 Spooky 4 me
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Awesome stuff! Looks like they packed a few more goodies into Enemy Within than I first heard. Really tempted to pick it up myself, arr
I'd like to motion the Internal Service Medal be named, "Spirit Bomb"
(or, "RAISE YOUR HANDS UP RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE")I'll name it after I put in 2 more huge updates.
As for temptation, I hope the following updates will seriously tempt you.
Cant wait for tomorrow and getting this bloody thing to europe
eheheheh
Egypt is under heavy attack, so it's time for us to suit up and roll out.
2 floaters, followed by 2 chrysallids, followed by 2 more floaters, I think.
Integrity really wants that promotion.
But the chrysallids only take heavy damage from rocket attacks. Heh.
That was the easiest terror mission ever. And it's even aptly named LAZY JESTER
Our new recruit is assigned the Support class. However, I have other plans for her....
PrincessK specs down the critical hit side of the Assault class while Integ takes Suppression.
Integ also gets a callsign.
Because I couldn't find a Dutch female, a Swedish girl will have to do. BEHOLD, YOU ARE NOW REBORN AS DAIGOJI EXCELLEN
German sniper chick becomes Rikku.
MAKING A MEC TAKES 3 DAYS
WHY WOULD IT TAKE 3 DAYS TO SAW HER ARMS AND LEGS OFF
Foundry is available. I don't need the pistol upgrades or the SHIV or the SCOPE upgrade but Tactical Rigging sounds beast as fuck.
7 DAYS? FUCKING SHEN
3 days later Jesus rose from the dead.
3 days later so did Daigoji.
(Yes she woke up without her right arm, but then a machine claw slapped it onto her)
A new paintjob, a power fist, a fucking badass helmet, HOW MUCH MORE GENDER AMBIGUOUS CAN YOU GET?!
JUST IN TIME. DOUBLE FRAGS FOR EVERYONE
Can't wait to loot some of those television sets.
DOUBLE FRAGS IN YOUR FACE
AND FUCK YOU PUNY SECTOID.
Not sure how much longer that Meld canister will last, but Seekers won't make it any easier.
The funny thing now is that overwatch can potentially kill Seekers before they strangle their target.
I haven't been able to get good angles of Daigoji's orgasmic gatling gun spinning in action, but then again I didn't use her much. She has a neat robotic/mechanical voice and her disruption field really helps in survivability of everyone around her.
Why do the girls end up as assaults? That's kinda funny.
MEDKITS FOR EVERYONE?
A bigger UFO = moar money on the grey market.
Another new recruit.
Another chick.
I should fire all the people who don't meet the forum's character criteria.We jump straight into the action as Daigoji mows down floaters with her Gatling gun while the rest of the squad advances. Some sectoids get in the way but fuck sectoids
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We took care of them. Whew.
PROMOTIONS
I've decided to rename 2 of the medal types and chose bonuses fitting their names.
Giving a soldier a medal leads to a very short cutscene where he/she stands there and salutes.
I decide to leave the Internal Service Medal alone for now, though I think the choice on the left is much more useful.
Here we go again...
YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT. DIE! (it doesn't)
All that for 1 kill.
That was a close one.
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
And finally the new recruit nails the last floater.
Fuck, an outsider.
IT'S UP TO THE FRENCHIE SHOTGUNNER TO SAVE THE DAY
FRENCHIE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FLANKING CRITICALS
Hooray sniper chick.
The sound of things being sold in the Grey Market makes me JIZZ IN MY PANTS
I need that Foundry.
With all this cash and Asia's half price bonus I purchase a shitload of techs for the troops.
Iron WIll is purchased earlier because it doesn't retroactively apply to soldiers that are already leveled. It increases the amount of WIll gained by 25%
TERROR MISSIONS GET
fuck
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Why can't I hold...all these updates?
So..a Very Difficult mission. Alright, we've got newbie Shaun and a Scoped Integrity. Surely we can win?
Screw MELD collection. I'm playing it safe.
SEEKERS! A NEW ENEMY! TENTACLES! STEALTH! BASTARDS WHERE ARE YOU?!
The amount of inaccuracy is terrifying. It takes 4 people to kill 1 Sectoid. And there's...like..3 Sectoids.
OH GOD WHY
GO AWAY
FUCK OFF
Strangle does 2 damage per turn and the person being strangled is essentially stunned. You have to park a friendly squad member next to the Seeker to be able to shoot it accurately.
I refuse to move because there's a second seeker a--AH FUCK THERE IT IS
Moving forward I see nothing but Sectoids.
Integrity gives 0 fucks about exp share and rockets them all
Moving on again we encounter FLOATERS. I hate Floaters. I hate all aliens.
REACTION SHOTS ERRWHERE
Shaun Reynolds is assigned Support...which means....he fits the criteria of one of our members!
I should really get going with these medals.
Labs and WOrkshops give more scientists and engineers, respectively. You need a certain amount to be able to research/build certain techs/facilities.
Shen muses on all this new tech that is being developed and how they'll be used once the war ends. In Enemy Unknown he ends with "I will have none of this if we go too far" but here the line is retconned and he sounds a bit more.....ambiguous?
Cooper Weir created just for Rehab.
Integrity gets to double attack, assuming he has enough ammo and doesn't move.
Fuck.
Council Missions are known to be either hilariously easy or notoriously hard.
I'll take caution and not bring any recruits. Only the best may come. Except Balcerzak, he gets to cme because his rocket might come in handy despite his shit aim.
Fuck Thin Men. They always do 6-7 damage
The amount of aliens getting hurt is miraculous. No fucking misses, it's like the RNG took pity on me after Operation Brutal Jester.
Thin Men love to hang out on roofs. I should do the same too.
Hey look, that guy is totally from Exalt.
Shotgunner killed that one.
>1 damage
NO NO DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Gubolev rescues the guy. Everyone goes on the roof.
It's gonna be a long walk home. Overwatch works wonders on those fuckers dropping in out of nowhere.
Our..."hostage" is rather uncooperative despite following my every order.
Why do so many of these assholes keep dropping in...
That extra health really helps thin men be a real threat. In Normal 3 health usually means they die in 1 shot.
Permission to shoot the survivor?
And suddenly everyone starts missing.
The height advantage aim bonus is a godsend.
If you're wondering where the survivor is, he's in the building behind the crew out of the aliens' line of sight.
After what seemed like forever, we advance forward...only to find more fucking Thin Men dropping like bird shit
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Actually, Mind Merge gives a health, and +25 to both Will and critical hit chance.
Also dat already staggering bodycount Jesus
Ooh, I see. Thanks!
Adaptive Bone Marrow might be the best gene mod ever.
Gotta dig deeper.
Gotta get access to that Thermal Vent.
>all these objectives
NEED WEAPONS RESEARCH CREDIT
Let's help China.
Taking a German guy with me today
ONCE AGAIN THE MELD IS TOO FAR
INTEEGRRIIIITTTTTY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOOIINNNNNNGGG
Sectoid hides behind a Meld container, Integrity shoots, misses, and instead blows the canister up. Vahlen is pissed.
Also note the star next to Integ's name. It means he is the squad leader of the mission and as long as he's alive, everyone gets resistance to panic. If he dies, everyone fucking panics.
PrincessK grenades the enemy to death and we move on.
I love it when overwatch nails enemies in succession.
I hate overwatch when it nails your squaddies in succession.
Don't fuck with Germans.
Because we received a Chinese support Sergeant as a reward, we can now build an Officer Training School. I still lack the funds to do so...
TIME TO BUILD
I like Murica. Muh freedoms. They get +1 satellite
SCOPES available
Problem is I don't have any viable volunteers. I need a Dutch Female (though I might just promote a Swedish/German female, they're close enough) and a USA HEAVY MALE (for Esau, Integ is a perfect fit but I didn't know he would've become a Heavy)
WE NEED MOAR RECRUITS
CASH!
HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER
>VERY DIFFICULT
FUCK
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ANOTHER BIG UPDATE?!
Brazil is in trouble. We send our best men (HAHA, NO WAY)
McGregor seems to have the best potential. If she gets into the right lass I can recreate her as PrincessK's character or.....sifer's
Contact was established shortly after the landing.
Misses everywhere. Fuck it, here's a gren--OH DAMMIT THE MELD CANISTER CAN BE BLOWN UP
More assholes show up
Everyone misses except McGregor
What a based Scottish gal
Integrity narrowly avoids being turned into into a burnt crisp.
Spanish recruit dude overhears the 2nd Meld Canister's location
I don't have time for your shit. Bombs away.
Only 4 guys?
ALso it seems that even if you don't collect the MELD if you finish the mission you end up automatically collecting it anyways
Annnnd McGregor is an assault, so now she fits PrincessK's character.
Integrity is assigned the Heavy class by the game.
We have a new medal.
Sellin' bodies to sick fucks
BEHOLD, PRINCESS K's NEW LOOK
UFO DETECTED. EXTERMINAAAATE
With a 4-man squad I can only take 1 recruit at a time. Any more and the squad will start sucking.
This must be a new map, as I've never seen UFO Crash Sites in the city before.
Found some Sectoids, easily killed.
CHACHING
Dammit, too far.
Pop smoke, advance, overwatch.
KILL.
I hate outsiders.
They carry full plasma rifles, not dinky plasma pistols that sectoids carry.
And they have uncanny luck. Everyone fucking missed this turn, and GOLUBEV IS SO BADASS HE SURVIVES A FLANKING SHOT.
Don't fuck with Russians.
Aww I wanted a Frenchie support.
CASH
Meld research complete, we're treated to a little Shen vs. Vahlen cutscene. We're here for Shen's toys, of course. Gene modding is pretty cool too, but I'd rather get the MECs out first.
Speaking of which, which of you guys want gene modifications?
Also, there is a tiny reference to The Bureau when they talked about redacted data stores from the 1960s.
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Let's get the show on the road.
The screenshot log will follow a format of caption on top of the image.
No tutorials
No reduced voiceovers
Operation Progeny
FINAL DESTINATION
I'm going to die so fucking hard it won't be funny. Never played Classic difficulty before.
I like how they put in orange as the new color scheme for some of the scenes and changed the introduction quote
Capsule falls, people get covered in green gooey shit, and aliens begin running around.
THAT'S XCOM BABY
The people voted Asia and so our first mission will be in Asia.
We have 2 dudes and 2 dudettes. May the luckiest bastard survive.
FOUND 'EM! 2 of them scrambled into the building. The 3rd one stays around to get shot, but since I ain't taking risks, the grenade is thrown.
And the expansion pack's new resource is found. Meld. It only lasts a set amount of turns from the beginning of the mission, so I think I gotta get somewhere there in 4 turns.
Additional Asshol-err, Sectoids spotted.
Webb takes another one out.
Meld canister #2 found
Oh god it's the Sectoid Mind Meld. The recipient receives +1 HP and +?? Aim bonus.
Both of the chicks get shot and panic. Luckily, they're not dead.
WEBB FUCKING MISSES.
THE GRENADE FAILED TO KILL
FUUUUUUUUUU
Both chicks die, Webb panics, Webb gets overwatched to death the next turn, Russian dude panics
Golubev gets his shit together and takes out 1 sectoid. 2 more to go because Classic.
The longest shootout ever happens.
Sectoid 2 mind melds every turn.
Sectoid 1 misses Gulabev 3 turns straight.
Gulabev misses for 3 turns until the 4th turn he nails Sectoid #2 and the psychic backlash kills Sectoid #1.
THAT'S XCOM, BABY!
>BRUTAL JESTER
FUCK YOU JESTER.
This is Bradford. He's like the guy who talks to you and gives you info and shit.
GULLLAABEEEEEVVVVV is a support now
A new feature is the Medals system. As you play through the game, you gain the ability to unlock medal slots, customize their name, and pick from 2 choices the benefit of the medal.
I'll let you guys pick the name, I'll pick the power.
This is Dr. Shen. He makes items for your soldiers.
Dr. Vahlen does research and unlocks items for Shen to make.
I order a satellite and a medikit. The former's importance will be explained later.
We're gonna take many losses. I put Vahlen to work on understanding Meld, though I doubt I have enough of it to do anything. Maybe I should've gone for Xeno Biology.
The game doesn't allow for empty last names, and after searching through the current roster I find 2 matches for our request list.
Balcerzak Balcerzak and Integ Rity are now on duty. The funny thing is that the RNG gave both of them the lowest aim (55!) out of the whole fucking team. As soon as other teammates promote to the right class and they are the right country, I'll add them in. This is assuming they survive.
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ET phones home.
Help him.
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Oh man, I wrote 15th in my OP, guess I checked the wrong source.
Looks like non-North American gamers get shafted once more because they get it on the 15th.
Fortunately I'm in NA.
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Perhaps....
Alright, you're gonna be a support since Ho and Golubev were 2 of our best.
Arrggggh
Never. Fucking. Forget.
More research, more stuff.
REIN SLAMPAGE, the Assault with ridiculously high Aim.
Teheheheh old muton graphics
>Very Large
>2-hit KOs interceptors
Fucking battleships.
Stop a dam from exploding? Okay then.
These towers are bloody perfect for a Squadsight sniper. Shame squadsight doesn't allow for crits anymore except when Headshot is used.
Fuck your Mechtoids.
Push forward! Gotta kill 'em all before the dam blows!
These bloody bastards just drop out of nowhere!
Damage Roulette is not cruel to me.
MOTHER OF FUCK DO MORE DAMAGE
MUH SHADES AND BERET
After killing everyone......
Some chick blows out of the trailer and gives Integ a headache, then steals his heart. She is also French and is shot at by Integrity because he mad.
Where the fuck have you been?
Lel
PROMOTIONS
So Annette is now in XCOM. Okay.
WHO HAS THE GIFT?
IT'S PRINCESS K
More musings.
ALLOY CANNON FUCK YER
Hyperwave complete!
My dick is now diamonds.
Shen pls stop.
You make me think
WHY
ALERT
Things start off with a blast. Durand needs promotions. Integrity keeps getting headaches from her.
SHIVs are great frontline shields.
Sectoid Commanders don't even mean much now.
Assault MEC motherfucka!
Verdant Shade will literally provide shade to our men. We need smokescreen supports.
We have a terror mission in India.
We are welcomed by a Sectopod on the roof, shit..
Good thing I stayed out of its line of sight while ground troops began pouring in.
Tossing the Mimic Beacon nearby probably didn't help.
It took me awhile to realize that I gave SLAMPAGE Excellen's suit. Unfortunately, he can't do shit without Jetboot Modules.
FLYING BODIES
YOU BARE YOUR UGLY FACE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
ARGGGGHH
Those poor civvies
YOUR ROCKETS MEAN SHIT