Hey, guys. I’m a bit bored, so I felt like we can create some fan-made Palutena Guidances to pass the time while it’s two weeks left until Ultimate comes out (I’ll erase this once it actually does). Only four rules.
1.) No 4th party characters like Goku or Shrek (Sora doesn’t count, so he gets the A-OK).
2.) The character must have appeared on a Nintendo console at least once, even in a minor role.
3.) No guidances that have already been shown and/or confirmed.
4.) Just have fun and don’t get into fights.
Side Note: You can do more than one character if you please.
I’ll go first:
Piranha Plant
Pit: Is that a…plant?
Palutena: Err…yes, it is. In fact, it’s whats known as a Piranha Plant.
Viridi: Aww, it’s so cute! It’ll make a FANTASTIC pet for me!
Pit: So, uh…how’d it get into Smash, again?
Viridi: Uh, did I ask you if I care, Pit?
Palutena: I’m admittedly not so sure myself, Pit. But I wouldn’t be fooled by its appearance if I were you.
Pit: You mean the appearance of a potted plant with teeth? What’s so scary about that?
Viridi: Well, leeeet’s see, shall we?
-Loyal minion to Bowser
-Shoots poison gas
-Can keep a spiked ball in the air by blowing at it
-Uses its own two leaves as a propeller
-Keeps itself stable despite being in pot/pipe
-Stretches its neck to attack.
I think I’ve made my point.
Pit: Okay, I get it. “Big things come in small packages” and all that jazz.
Palutena: I guess Viridi just really likes it a lot. Besides, I’d be very worried once it gets the Smash Ball. Because then it’ll summon you-know-who.
Pit: *gasps* Yeah, that jerk who launched Mario and set off the first Subspace Bomb! Okay, Lady Palutena. I’ll be extra careful!
Viridi: Huh? Sorry, I was swooning over the plant’s Final Smash. Did you say something, guys?