General Spoon

I love this game. I never did beat Dark Link...and then I lost the cartidge (GBA). Its fun. Don't try and expect it to be like other Zelda games. That just doesn't work. Slightly off-topic, but I'd like to see Error in another Zelda game.

Yeah, what does Warcraft III have to do with this?

Here's a joke I've heard. Computers are like air conditioners. They stop working if you open windows. Here's another one. My computer has a virus. It calls itself Windows.

I liked Death Note! But the way it ended made me hate it.

Isn't that an example of censorship going overboard?

What does Oifaye (and the people after he speaks) say at the beginning of Chapter 9 in FE4? My patch has him saying that he'd like to say something, but it hasn't been translated yet. Then somebody else says that if they skip this stuff the screen will go black. Then Celice says that they should use filler, and that they just did. So, does anybody know what was said there?

The (good) people who use Shoddy know what they're doing.

Needs these (and some more): -FE4's map sizes -FE10's number of maps -FE8's overworld map thing -FE8's branching promotions -FE10's three tier system -Wind, fire, and thunder magic -Holy Weapons (like in FE4) -FE4's Castle Towns -FE5's Capturing -Rescuing -Great story/plot -FE4's roads that actually do something -Nomads -FE9's support system

Alright, who are the six people that voted for sky attack?

Is this even a serious topic? Because Brave Bird is definitly (far) better.

It's called The Brick for a reason. I've also heard stories of it being run over (by a car) and working. And I've heard somewhere that one was dropped in water and came out fine.

DS Lite would like to have a word with you. (I'm looking at you, you damn shoulder buttons, hinge, don't think I've forgotten about you either) Slightly off-topic, didn't Nintendo only stop repairing NESes a year or two ago? And then its only because of a lack of parts.

I'd rename it Geneology of the Holy War. I'd also put a notices around the room that says if anyone changes the game's plot or makes the chapters smaller, they'll be fired.

To start us off, this is a Game Boy damaged in the Gulf War. It still works.

The plot is so thin that its transparent.

What if we can't figure out who it is from the nickname? Such as anus. Who the hell is that?

If guns were banned, there would be an inexplicable increase in the number of deer related car accidents.

Quit saying Selis. Its spelled Celice. Its really, annoying. I didn't know who you even meant when I first read it. So try and spell it like the rest of us.

Swords have low damage, but high hit. Lances have decent damage, and decent hit. Axes have high damage, but low hit.

The snowman is perhaps, the biggest example of political incorrectness. It is white and male, promoting racism and male dominance.

IIRC, they can even hit negitive attack speed. Or was that negitive dodge?

Its like the pot calling the kettle African-American.

7 years later, still a fun game. My highest score is 111,850,000 G. I was happy going into the hidden mansion and noticeing how much damage the ghosts did.

Doesn't he need a lover to get the pursuit ring though? Who wants Arden as their father again?