Percivalé Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 "A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me, I’ll just be a second.” An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) What a horrible and long pun I bet my dad came up with it... Edited February 15, 2010 by mousefire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 What a horrible and long pun ... O.o I got most of the puns in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 That is so cheesy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) First there was math humor, now this? Gotcha. Edited February 15, 2010 by Emerald Jealousy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 First there was math humor, now this? The Math humor was better though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I like making math with people. Me and a friend came up with 0=infinity and the purple theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Music humor Something my Music teacher would say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messy mike Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I actually enjoyed that, the "minor" joke was the only one I'd ever heard before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I lol'd heartily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Oh good old music humor. My theory teacher will have a field day with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 That's bad. I didn't even smirk! ]: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Ah, wonderful music humor Me, my best friend, his brother and the Trombone and French Horn teachers once spent about on hour on Viola jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I dunno. I thought it was kind of cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 That's bad. I didn't even smirk! ]: B-b-but I thought you were uber 1337 at singing! DDD: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 B-b-but I thought you were uber 1337 at singing! DDD: Doesn't mean I like cheesy jokes... I'm pretty good at math and I don't like math jokes either. Oh, wait. The 'flat' thing was okay, though. Being a minor... being flat... :D I remember those times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ^Ha ha ha ha ha Don't mess with Knuckles. He's a little Krabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ^Ha ha ha ha ha Don't mess with Knuckles. He's a little Krabby. Makes me want to foam at the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 At least it beats chemistry humour... "I'm hit, I'm hit! I lost an electron!" "You sure?" "I'm positive!" *FACEWOLFBEILCRITDIRECTLYFROMFE10REAVERSEDGAR* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 At least it beats chemistry humour... "I'm hit, I'm hit! I lost an electron!" "You sure?" "I'm positive!" *FACEWOLFBEILCRITDIRECTLYFROMFE10REAVERSEDGAR* I actually lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 (edited) If you laughed at me willingly being slaughtered by a third tier Sedgar...that hurt, man. If you laughed at the chemistry joke, well...I'm gonna grab a stanley knife and stab you in the balls. EDIT: To be fair, this is coming from a guy who loves watching bad movies. Edited February 17, 2010 by The Ferret Whisperer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 lol, thank you former music teacher mother... I understood ALL of that... XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I don't get it. I mean, I get the puns, but it doesn't make any sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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