Defeatist Elitist Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 Races of stone, duh. omg metagamer just get out Nobody was talking to you short stuff. Also, you whisper because you can only make raspy sounds around the contents of your throat. I Whisper because if I talked too loudly you would all die from the extreme Gnomic Power exuded by my sexy voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 You could not be more full of shit if you tried. Now, if WE tried...I shouldn't need to remind you what we did to the rest of your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Nobody was talking to you short stuff. Also, you whisper because you can only make raspy sounds around the contents of your throat. Will you hate me if I say I want to play a Gray Elf? And actually have once? (I like the +dex and +int bonuses without a level adjustment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) You could not be more full of shit if you tried. Now, if WE tried...I shouldn't need to remind you what we did to the rest of your family. Remember which one of us can cast Evard's Black Tentacles. Maybe if you're really unlucky I'll progress to Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. Gray Elves are cool, I like Gray Elves. They make good Wizards, and you know you need a Wizard to make a Shadowcraft Mage. Well, you could use a Sorceror or a Bard. lol Edited June 3, 2010 by Dark Elves Suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Remember which one of us is actually into that. Nope, just you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) ^Gottam love how your post is up as soon as you click "Send Message". Night Elves did ruin Warcraft 3 by being superior to every other race. Edited June 3, 2010 by Ike-Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Dark Elf was annoying in FFIVDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crysta Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 elves deserve to die. i'm not even getting started on those darkies. if there's any elves out there, we'll find you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) Part-time half-elf here, but I ain't one of the whiny emos who are angsting over their non-existant advantages. I'm more of a 'dude who wanders around shooting things'. And no. The other half was not dark, so don't kill me. Wood's a crap deal too as having a paternal/maternal figure who's taken a -2 Int penalty...yeah. Painful. Edited June 3, 2010 by Furetchen Arrowroot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) I'll see you this, and raise you , this is one strange topic... But if we must discuss fantasy races, I'd say Humans > all. Edited June 3, 2010 by CrashGordon94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Dark elves and gnomes both worship cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 When I don't get suspended for this name change I will be able to get through 'Sun Elves suck' and 'Dwarves suck' unscathed. You can not stop me now mods. You can not stop me now >8[ Made my day :D Let me jump on the bandwagon of protest too. Now do I change my name to mikethfcs suck or no offence but white people suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I'll see you this, and raise you , this is one strange topic... But if we must discuss fantasy races, I'd say Humans > all. The amount of fail in this thread is just... yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 that sound you hear is not applause, but the repeated application of palm to face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 8] I fucking hate Dark Elves though. Fucking sitting down in their underdark. Pshaw. They're practically animals, and have you seen what they do with spiders? That's creepy. We have with them, so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I love how serious some people are getting. <3 Don't bitch about something that doesn't need to be bitched about, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 You guys don't have any fun~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 When it comes to Drizzt clones, I'm with ya. But but but what about Drizz'l from 8-bit theater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Zzt'dri from Order of the Stick obviously wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I still love when the real one first introduced himself to someone on the surface. The little boy runs away screaming "Help! It's a Drizzit!" or something like that (author used a different spelling for what the boy said. I assume intentionally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 Made my day :D Let me jump on the bandwagon of protest too. Now do I change my name to mikethfcs suck or no offence but white people suck "Some white people suck" is a good name. Or "Hobgoblins suck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 The appalling amounts of racism toward Elves in this thread are irritating me beyond compare. Revan, get you and your god damned Gnomelettes out of my SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 The next joke report I see will be warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 The next joke report I see will be warned. What joke reports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 What joke reports? You weren't making them. They were reports acting offended about people insulting elves or saying humans are better than the other races. Considering the other races don't actually exist? Yeah, joke reports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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