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oh cactus, how awesome were you

oh cactus, Mr. T never took you as a foo

I will miss you when you leave us

Just swar to me you wont take the bus, its not safe yo.

peace

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It eventually contracted a strange disease and started rotting away. It is dead as of now.

I will hold a funeral here, for it was the most cactus.

Serves you right for owning a cactus. :angry:

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My friend once "imported" a cactus from Mexico. The cactus kept "shaking," so they called some dudes and they opened the cactus. Turns out there was a huge tarantula --or some other huge kind of spider-- in there. So, yeah...

THE ONLY GOOD CACTUS IS A DEAD CACTUS

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My friend once "imported" a cactus from Mexico. The cactus kept "shaking," so they called some dudes and they opened the cactus. Turns out there was a huge tarantula --or some other huge kind of spider-- in there. So, yeah...

^

...

...I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot.

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My friend once "imported" a cactus from Mexico. The cactus kept "shaking," so they called some dudes and they opened the cactus. Turns out there was a huge tarantula --or some other huge kind of spider-- in there. So, yeah...

^

*Raises and makes Eyebrow twitch*

This made e have goosbumps....

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oh cactus, how awesome were you

oh cactus, Mr. T never took you as a foo

I will miss you when you leave us

Just swar to me you wont take the bus, its not safe yo.

peace

I realize now one likes my poem.

Epic. This should be in a poetry book. 100 Best Poems Ever by United States Authors.

That better?

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