Wist Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) Establishing the Wisterine Empire Become a manufacturer of top quality shaded spectacles. - Requires knowledge of shade forging. Form an alliance with the most superior of citrus fruits. Challenge the capitalist systems of North America for political and economic supremacy. Secretly enact surprise slavery. Introduce the sunglass and the tangerine as currency. Subjugate Europe. - Accomplished by flaunting a flag without the color blue. Drill to the Earth's core. Plant tangerine groves in the Earth's core. Exert imperial supremacy to all reaches of the globe. - May require giving sunglasses made of iron to persistent enemies. --- These are disguised as gifts of goodwill but render them unable to see. - May also necessitate a sunglassed army. Adopt the saying "The Wisterine Empire does not know when the Sun sets because we are wearing sunglasses". Achieve immortality. Drill into the Sun. - With our /bare hands/. Enjoy tea in the Sun's core. This is the most unstoppable of plans. Edited February 14, 2011 by Wist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hahaha, what the heck? This is the best plan ever created :P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) Adopt the saying "The Wisterine Empire does not know when the Sun sets because we are wearing sunglasses". This is the best part. However, I do not condone this plan because it aims to unite you with my enemy. I will create my own empire and fight yours brutally. Edited February 14, 2011 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 How unfortunate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 The most musterful. Can you musterful what it takes? I need to rinse my mouth out, where do you all keep the Wisterine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 We must all unite and aid the Wisterine empire. All hail Wist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 You're not the Eggman, so your plan is not The Master Plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 You're not the Eggman, so your plan is not The Master Plan. Hence why it is "The Most Master Plan". Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Apparently definitely so, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Adopt the saying "The Wisterine Empire does not know when the Sun sets because we are wearing sunglasses". where can i sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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