Nightmare Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ALL AMERICAN MANLINESS GAIDEN "I am a Real American," said Wist, "Fight for the rights of every man." "I am a Real American...fight for what's right, fight for your life!" He held the star spangled banner above him and fireworks, the colour of the US flag, burst behind him. He was cheered by the immense crowd and President Doom, the 50th president of the United States, went up the stage and honored him with the Medal of Honor. "This man is a true patriot, valuing freedom over all. I suggest that you all ass his teachings to your notes and always remember them," he said. Wist was extremely honored to hear his esteemed words. Then, Hulk Hogan, the True American Hero, walked up to Wist and they started singing "Real American" by Derringer together. Hulk Hogan was so impressed, he gave the title of "True American Hero" to Wist and he (Wist) was ecstatic that the great Hulk Hogan would do this. "HULKAMANIA IS OVER, NOW IT IS WISTAMANIA THAT IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!" Hulk Hogan said. His speech was met with great cheers and the colors of Wistamania were raised (as flags) by the people. Then Captain America went on the stage and saluted Wist. "You, sir, have accomplished what I have been dreaming to accomplish all these decades. You are more American than I could ever be. I am ashamed to bear the title of Captain America when a man such as you exists. I feel insignificant just standing before you; therefore, I am giving up my title to you," said Captain America as he handed over his shield to Wist. Wist was extremely shocked. Not only was he a True American Hero, now he was the All American Hero, and he was honored by the best president the United States ever had so far, Hulk Hogan and Captain America, all in the same day. Wist took the microphone and tears began streaming down his cheeks. "I was an Englishman before, I cannot believe that I am an American now...I am accepted by this wonderful people and this wonderful land! America really does make dreams come true! I AM A REAL AMERICAN! LONG LIVE AMERICA!" People cheered some more, fireworks burst, and they all went to eat hamburgers in the White House. THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA. The best, Nightmare. Cheers, Wist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Go Wist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 *Applauds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Make this fanfic canon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I read the title and the first two lines before my attention span died. It couldn't have been bad, though... I saw Wist and a few lines from Hulk Hogan's theme song, so it was probably a decent read at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solanum Tuberosum Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 i liked this this was pretty good and i liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 This is the most American story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I wrote the lyrics to Guile's themeFixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 hamburgers <<< cheeseburgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Fixed. I'm sorry but Guile is a product of Japan. He is not 100% true genuine American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ...In America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I will be changing my location in honor of this beautiful piece of writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I miss Wist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I miss Wist. He has a topic on this page made Valentine's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Also, Nightmare! You forgot the part where Wist rearranges the stars on the American Flag into an 8]! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 wist's american sounds dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) wist's america is beautiful Edited February 21, 2011 by Reinfleche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 hush Kai you dirty commie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Terrible. Would not read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 That's praise in Tangerine tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wist Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Also, Nightmare! You forgot the part where Wist rearranges the stars on the American Flag into an 8]! This is the best idea. I removed the star for Canada because it is the most worthless state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I removed the star for Canada because it is the most worthless state. Yeah, totally, they never do any... I c wut u did thar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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