Integrity Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 ...with my mother. Grocery shopping, like we do every other week. So there's this Del Monte stand, and a chick fluffing coupons and looking important. She's parked right next to these fruit cups that my mother and sister enjoy, so we angle that way anyway and start picking some up. The gal takes notice of us. "Oh, they're good aren't they?" I guess that's what you sorta have to say. Nobody wants an advertiser who's like "our shit blows but it's cheap!" Of course, my mother may as well agree and get her hands on some of the coupons. Plus, she's not lying - she likes the things. "Yeah," she says, "my daughter and I love the grapefruit ones and my husband just chews through the peach ones." The gal smiles and nods. At me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 She likes you bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 She thought he was her husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 get 'er done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Is this going to be like that film where everybody posts their side of the story and in a bit Spectakitty will make a topic saying you were doing a particularly out-of-tune rendition of year 3,000 at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Nobody wants an advertiser who's like "our shit blows but it's cheap!" So that's why I don't get customers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 She thought he was her husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 You should have smiled back and asked "how you doin'?" Then you should nail her. Not screw her. Nails are easier to get out of your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Integ is his own father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 You should have smiled back and asked "how you doin'?" Then you should nail her. Not screw her. Nails are easier to get out of your bed. No they're not, all you have to do is screw the other way to get the latter out. With nails you have to turn the thing around, dig underneath it and pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 No they're not, all you have to do is screw the other way to get the latter out. With nails you have to turn the thing around, dig underneath it and pull. Nails require less effort because it is done in one simple lever motion, while screwing can be time consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Dude, you can't talk about hitting on a girl on the website your sister goes on. It is weird bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 But everyone does it on facebook psych. Also this kinda reminds me from the weird looks me and my mom got when we went to a restaurant together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 My mother's only 38, single and is like 8 inches shorter than me. I have a beard. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 My mother's only 38, single and is like 8 inches shorter than me. I have a beard. Go figure. I'd tap that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 ^ likes guys with beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Nails require less effort because it is done in one simple lever motion, while screwing can be time consuming. And of course you'd need a screwdriver to perform the feat that is called screwing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 And depending on how far you've driven in a nail, you'll definitely need a tool for removing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I want you to know that I have always found "hello sf blog" to be very endearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Go to the store when she's working and buy shit at her counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Purchase nail gun. Nail girl. Go to jail for GBH. Brag to cellmates how you "nailed that chick so hard she screamed like the whore she was". etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) ^ likes guys with beards. yes Purchase nail gun. 1.Nail girl. 2.Go to jail for GBH. 3.Brag to cellmates how you "nailed that chick so hard she screamed like the whore she was" 4.???? 5.Profit fixed. Edited October 14, 2011 by Train to Dick Butt Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 yes fixed. you forgot to add this step: (NSFW or Children) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 ah, boondocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Oh man, I remember that episode. Never have I been THAT frightened by blurred-out body parts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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