Shin Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 I don't even want to talk about long range tomes! Getting hit by Eclipse isn't fun... curse you, Eclipse! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, we killed a plot critical enemy like he was a generic mook. That's what you get for stabbing Seth! This time, we're going after Orson, apparently, he's crazy! This was a horrible chapter, getting hit by Berserk, Luna, Eclipse and... Purge! Curse you, Purge Sage! This episode is brought to you by the Shin Patch. Need some trolling, go Shin Patch! It's been turned into a theme park! Seth just needs to add in the word traitor, doesn't he? Waking to find that he's trying to strangle you isn't odd, Ephraim. Well, it is the nicest one. Ephraim's was a mess! In all fairness, neither do we. We've been ignoring all the skirmishes. Never call the evil lord pope a street urchin! No eyes dude is right! Even he can see that! so I'm going to vapourize the pair of you like animals. He leaves all the windows open! Aw... isn't he sweet! Such a good husband! What? You love the present! That's wonderful! Eh... close enough. What a jerk! Off to bludgeon Ephraim to death! Colm failed me on too many ocassions, this guy's in. What? Reinforcements? No fair! Curse you, Amelia! I'm sure Mr Wormy would appreciate having some front legs. Seriously, I swear the other times were the sleep staff! That's one killer chat-up line. Wait, so Forde's a rapist as well? He's pretty forward, give this man a turban! She left the map? I don't think there were even any archers on this chapter! Vanessa was so disgusted she left him there. Garcia doesn't even need to move! Why can't you dodge like Garcia did a couple of chapters ago? Seth and a sleepy Cormag solve everything. And also his comode! This throne is all he has... wait. He cared about his wife... not power! Curse you, Ephraim! Quick, Orson! Stab him now! Seth and Eirika making funny noises? Oh no! Her brother is right around the corner, but Seth's willing. Too hot, too hot! Bonus points for getting the reference! Just to shame him further. Wait? It's Lum! I wonder who did this... hmm!!!! I'll give you a clue. He's turned evil and has an evil jealousy thing going on with you two. My word! Good, because I stole it all. There are no windows, Seth. Seth really doesn't like Ephraim, does he? Seth might suspect something! Coolio. Nice! If he had, he would have promoted you earlier. Because he didn't trust you. Will you undergo a super transformation sequence too? Ephraim's just picturing the evil he can do! I hated this chapter, the purge sage was evil! Forde and Vanessa cover the top route, the others go right. It gets horrible when the reinforcements arrive, but Seth and Cormag tank it out with Garcia. I spend a few extra turns gathering stuff, maybe Amelia will promote after all! 18/198 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Rank Supports Ephraim 20/01 00 35 18 21 20 16 14 12 -- LA -- -- L'Arachel B Eirika 16/-- 60 28 09 18 17 14 09 08 SB -- -- -- Seth B Seth XX/12 28 39 20 17 18 15 12 13 SA LS -- -- Eirika B Forde 19/02 92 37 15 13 17 12 14 09 SA LB -- -- Vanessa B Franz 15/10 43 42 18 13 20 13 17 07 SC LB AA -- Amelia C Van 20/05 02 38 14 18 25 14 13 17 -- LS -- -- Forde C Moldy 16/-- 78 30 11 07 14 06 04 09 -- -- -- SA Garcia 18/04 32 42 20 16 10 12 12 05 -- -- AA BD Colm 13/-- 65 Bench Amelia 13/-- 43 27 12 15 13 19 11 08 SE LC -- -- Franz C Cormag 18/01 13 43 20 13 17 06 15 03 -- LA -- -- Rachel 09/-- 60 22 09 10 12 17 07 11 -- -- -- SA Ephraim B Rennac XX/01 25 28 10 16 17 05 09 11 SB -- -- -- Curse Chart Ephraim : 7 Seth: 5 Garcia: 4 Amelia: 4 Eirika : 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Eclipse: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Imageshack: 1 Selena: 1 Purge Sage: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Eclipse is moving up places in the world order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Wait? It's Lum! Won. There's really little more to say than this made the wait worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Yay! It got updated! I must say ... I had problems with that chapter too. I eventually had to slow down so that Joshua didn't die to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 You're telling me you only cursed the Purge Sage once! Blasphamy! Eclipse is catching up to me in curses now, what is this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) All yours have been routed through Garcia, who's been pretty manly lately. He's well on his way to S-rank bows! Edited March 2, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobflac Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) He's pretty forward, give this man a turban This just made me laugh alot, while I was eating Mini Wheats. But it was worth it. Edited March 2, 2012 by bobflac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I AM MOVING UP IN THE WORLD! Now, how to beat Horace. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexaura888 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I always loved how Eirika and Ephraim all of a sudden get horses when they became Great Lords. It's like they were kept down there, starving, until they decided to promote. Can't wait til you get to Chapters 17 and 19. There'll be curses aplenty, I'll guarantee you that, especially towards the NPC units(namely the ever-so-loyal Knights of Rausten who like to commit suicide and prevent you from getting your Light Brand). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 The citizens are annoying, especially after I realised that the heroes can swim. Guess who ate my boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 The heroes look like they walk on water, actually, not swim ... how do they do either with all their bulk and armor, though? O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious_much Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 This is very entertaining to read ^^ Keep up the good work Shin-Patch Guy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 haha this is funny. hope to see more shin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBHood217 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 What happens if, in Ch. 19, you somehow don't have two tanks to bottleneck the main entrance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 You shove through and kill Riev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) I find C19 easier played in < 3 turns than more. Sure, you lose out on items but it's pretty late and they don't really matter anyway. 'cept the speedwings if anybody got speed screwed or something Edited March 13, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I usually send Colm and Rennac to grab the treasures while the main force heads to Riev's area. Usually they're strong enough to survive, and I usually have my healers on standby in case. The people in the top room usually deal with everyone in that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 In a previous FE8 draft I played in, I beat Ch.19 in 2 turns. Was pleased with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 Ha! You all thought I ragequitted! Here I am! Last time on Let's Rage: FE8... well, I actually forgot... but now we're ready to take on the big bad! Ephraim should have picked up on the world domination thing. Alarm bells shall be ringing! Your friend is shaking hands with Satan! Eirika can see this is a bad idea. For the love of Folgore, please stop him! Curse you, Ephraim! This whole game is your fault! Well, Eirika's gone back to being stupid. Let's see how they did! Uh... Fudge. Frelia's remaining soldiers don't seem promising. Standing still isn't a good idea. Why not go hide on those mountains? Evil? Where! Oh right, him. This is a great start! Thanks, Franz! Fear not, mud people! I have a cunning plan! Several resets occurred because of this guy. That's all right and well. Character development, no? Uh... Well, I'm very happy for-... What is wrong this this series! It is time! No more shall you sit there doing nothing! She lives, but now she faces life on the bench. Fudge... well at least... This could have gone badly. Gasp! I forgot about these guys! I'm a genius. I don't this is a fair fight! Because real men aren't sages, they're popes. It's a sad day when you're doubled by Garcia. How did she miss that one? How can somebody be so wimpy? OK, that explains it. Skill and luck. Hm... this happens way too often. Haha! These reinforcements stink! Wait. Note, the Hoplon Guard was a fantastic idea! If only I'd remembered the last few times. If he's your friend, why are you ready to impale him? Well, he gave us an answer. OK, somebody else will finish him off! That wasn't funny! That's better! Forde, you failed! Ephraim, how did you mess this one up? Filthy child. Hey cool, weapons. My only bow user is Garcia, and nobody has A-rank swords. Great going, jerk. ... Other than my awful luck, this one wasn't too bad. Franz, Amelia and Garcia took care of the Valks, and Forde got the final blow on Lyon. Rennac also stole the Dracoshield! He's so much better than Colm! 10/208 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Rank Supports Ephraim 20/02 69 40 18 22 20 16 15 13 -- LA -- -- L'Arachel B Eirika 17/-- 62 29 09 19 17 14 09 08 SB -- -- -- Seth B Seth XX/12 28 64 20 17 18 15 12 13 SA LS -- -- Eirika B Forde 19/05 52 41 15 15 19 14 15 10 SA LB -- -- Vanessa B Franz 15/11 62 43 18 13 20 14 17 07 SC LB AS -- Amelia C Van 20/06 65 38 14 19 25 15 13 17 -- LS -- -- Forde B Moldy 17/01 18 33 14 09 15 06 07 11 -- -- LD SA Garcia 18/04 92 42 20 16 10 12 12 05 -- -- AA BD Amelia 14/-- 92 29 12 18 14 19 11 08 SE LC -- -- Franz C Cormag 18/02 50 43 20 14 18 08 16 07 SD LA -- -- Rachel 11/-- 96 29 09 11 13 19 08 13 -- -- -- SA Ephraim B Rennac XX/02 22 29 10 16 18 06 10 12 SB -- -- -- Curse Chart Ephraim : 8 Seth: 5 Garcia: 4 Amelia: 4 Eirika : 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Eclipse: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Imageshack: 1 Selena: 1 Purge Sage: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spanish Inquisition Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I considered bumping this yesterday. Good to see you haven't forgotten, Shin. Keep up the Cursival! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titamon Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Yee-haw its back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBHood217 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Ha ha! Time for gorgons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Oh god yes, I love this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 This was amazing. Great to see it updated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Way to go, Folgore Red! Yeah, that chapter is a pain. Also, your Moulder is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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