Titamon Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 PEMN. Doku knows better. Hero>Warrior. Also You can do it Dr. SHin! Thats not PEMN, Ch. 15 Ranger's have like 16 speed Garcia needs to be a 20/5 Hero to escape getting doubled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Yay! I can see them now! It's so much funnier when I can see both the caption and the picture. (I tried to figure out what was going on just looking at the captions. Didn't work.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) All Hero fans, look away! Last time on Let's Rage: FE8, we defeated the great floorspar, after dodging her countless boltings. However! Now we're at Grado Keep! What evil things await us? Well, you did declare war on the rest of the world. Oh, he's turned evil as well! Or was he evil to begin with? Just some sort of evil overlord will be enough. It's all up to you, No Eyed Dude! Unless he went somewhere else. Another flashback? Curse you, Ephraim. Because Ephraim's an expert at beating his sister. Ephraim's good at using his! This is starting to get a little unusual. Nevermind, it makes sense now. Plot drop! Hey, isn't that L'Arachel's servant? Crash will be heart broken. Because that OP lance still has most of its uses left. Don't worry Ephraim! As long as it's not your sister, it's OK! Ephraim's ready to wield his lance. And that's how he likes them! You're not getting the next knight crest. I think Gilliam might be in front of you. Franz can hold them off! Garcia actually felt like dodging that. And that one! Someone's in trouble! It's like stealing something you can't afford to buy! You leave Crash alone! Well, someone seems to have no human rights. Oh no! Franz has gone insane! I'm glad I made him a GK. He might have caught people up as a Paladin. And now he feels better. Woo! His third speed point in about 12 levels! Well then? That wasn't a very good answer. He didn't want to do that to him. Kill him, maybe. But not atomize him! What a wonderful way to greet an old friend. Lyon seems a little crazy. What on earth did Ephraim do to him? Why not just melt his face off now? I'd help you if I could. Well, Lyon's always admired you and... Wait? Who was the guy Ephraim melted? That's news to me. Another stinking flashback... joy. Lyon should stop reading Nergal's textbooks. Evil 101: Reviving the Dead! Seth can't help but snoop around. Great, I have no dark mage and I have Garcia for axes. Tell them that I've killed everyone in Grado! Innes, that sly fox! Poop. Didn't bother Julius. Or Andre, or Zephiel. I feel like promoting people. The game's probably over soon anyway. He's still not as good as Seth, but he really isn't bad! Vanessa's diet hasn't gone too well. She's managed to nearly double her weight. Real men aren't heroes, they're warriors! The status staves made this one a little troublesome. Duessel comes out of retirement to help Colm and Amelia. Everyone other than Franz heads left and up. Both Moldy and L'Arachel have restore staves so all was fine. Franz got berserked but he was too far away for it to matter. All is cool, I recruit Rennac and steal the swag! 18/161 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Supports Ephraim 18/-- 83 33 16 17 18 16 10 06 -- LA -- -- L'Arachel C Eirika Somewhere else Seth XX/11 01 38 19 17 17 15 12 12 SA LS -- -- Eirika C Forde 19/01 00 37 15 13 17 12 13 09 SB LB -- -- Vanessa C Franz 15/06 74 39 16 12 18 09 15 06 SC LB AB -- Van 20/01 04 35 14 17 22 11 13 16 -- LA -- -- Forde C Moldy 14/-- 81 29 09 07 13 05 04 08 -- -- -- SA Garcia 18/01 00 41 19 13 10 09 12 05 -- -- AA BE Colm 12/-- 65 22 07 09 19 12 07 02 SC -- -- -- Amelia 10/-- 76 27 12 13 12 17 10 08 SE LC -- -- Cormag 16/-- 78 37 16 10 16 06 12 03 -- LB -- -- Rachel 06/-- 47 21 08 07 11 15 06 08 -- -- -- SC Ephraim C Rennac XX/01 On the subs bench Knoll 10/-- Bench Curse Chart Ephraim : 6 Seth: 5 Garcia: 4 Eirika : 3 Amelia: 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Imageshack: 1 Selena: 1 Edited February 9, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Real men aren't heroes, they're warriors! Now I remember why we're friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Nice, Doku. Hilarious, as always. I'm on Eirika's route on my FE8 draft, so it's pretty interesting to read up on what Ephraim's route is like (considering I almost never pick that route). I'm pretty surprised that Garcia dodged an 89 and a ninety-something sleep staff charge. Your Forde and Vanessa also look better than mine. Anyway, you're going to love the next chapter! I'm stuck on it! (Well, not really. I ragequit because Ephraim died while on a fortress.) Edit: Apparently, my icon turned into Ilyana while I wasn't paying attention. Edited February 4, 2012 by Boron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Imgur. Is. For. Awesome. People. (this is the most polite cursing ever. . .really. . .keep it up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) 1. a. An appeal or prayer for evil or misfortune to befall someone or something. b. The evil or misfortune that comes in or as if in response to such an appeal: bewailed the curse of ill health. 2. One that is accursed. 3. A source or cause of evil; a scourge: "Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race" (William Ewart Gladstone). 4. A profane word or phrase; a swearword. 5. Ecclesiastical A censure, ban, or anathema. 6. Slang Menstruation. U sed with the.v. cursed or curst (kûrst), curs·ing, curs·es v.tr. 1. To invoke evil or misfortune upon; damn. 2. To swear at. 3. To bring evil upon; afflict: was cursed with crippling arthritis. 4. Ecclesiastical To put under a ban or an anathema; excommunicate. A little heads up for the next chapter! Garcia proves his manliness yet again and some interesting friendships are made! EDIT: My quote didn't work well! Curse you, definition of curse! Edited February 5, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Curse is slang for menstruation? I can see why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Someone didn't read definition 4 or 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 The first thing's always the most important! Curse Chart Ephraim : 6 Seth: 5 Garcia: 4 Eirika : 3 Amelia: 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Imageshack: 1 Selena: 1 Eclipse: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ITT: I'm a FE8 unit. Everyone, make stats for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 NAME RANK RNG WT MT HIT CRIT USES WEx WORTH EFFECTS ECLIPSE B 3-10 12 -- 30 0 5 8 4000 HALVES ENEMY'S CURRENT HP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Name=Eclipse. Class=Great Lord. HP=60 Str=30 Skill=30 Speed=30 Luck=30 Def=30 Res=30 Weapon=Bow S, Sword A, Lance A, Axe A, Anima A, Light A, Dark A, Staff A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Eclipse was so much better in FE6 when Dark Magic was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Eclipse was so much better in FE6 when Dark Magic was good. Except for the part where it was every bit as useless in FE6 as it was in FE7 and FE8 aside from breaking walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titamon Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Eclipse was so much better in FE6 when Dark Magic was good. Doesn't FE6 Eclipse have like 10 base accuracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 NO OH GOD I READ THIS TOPIC ALL DAY LONG AND NOW IT'S OVER DEAR SWEET MERCY OF JESUS WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO READ MORE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Hopefully he'll do CC and all of the monster maps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Except for the part where it was every bit as useless in FE6 as it was in FE7 and FE8 aside from breaking walls. Hey, breaking walls is nice. 100 HP walls down to 1 HP in one round instead of standing there for 2-3 turns wasting useful weapon uses to get the wall down is nothing to laugh at. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Doesn't FE6 Eclipse have like 10 base accuracy? Which was my point exactly. Combine that with enemies in FE6 actually being able to dodge, and... Hey, breaking walls is nice. 100 HP walls down to 1 HP in one round instead of standing there for 2-3 turns wasting useful weapon uses to get the wall down is nothing to laugh at. :P Too bad it's only useful in Ilia... Plus, I'd personally say it's pretty darn sad when breaking walls is about the only thing you're good for. Edited February 5, 2012 by Metal King Slime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 There's 5 uses. Why not use it on all the walls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yo, I've just finished up with exams. Expect some sort of update when I'm not feeling lazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 The wait is over! Let's Rage: FE8! Sponsored by the Shin Patch! Tired of Sigurd killing everything? Sick of enemies not getting unfair criticals? Bored with Holsety on Wheels? Get Shin Patch! Warning, side effects may cause rage, frustration, repetitive strain injury and impotence. Product differs as it is shown, results may vary. By purchasing this product you are agreeing with the terms of service. Not to be used by anyone under the age of 15. Yes, that means you! Last time... uh... I can't remember. Oh! We killed Lyon's evil puppet father. Apparently, he's evil too! After a horrible flashback, we discover Lyon's obsessive nature. Ephraim beware! You sent her some mooks. I'm sure they've all died. Seth explains the rules of obligatory desert chapter. Don't get them mixed up this time! .. Tiara? Ooh! Burn! Calleach's entire characterisation seems to be that he's evil. Neat. Why? Are you a horse? Hey look! It's jerkwad and Ewan's friend! Wait? Why don't I get to deploy that many units! Really funny, Amelia! Why not get another luck point! Garcia gets doubled? What a surprise! I don't think I planned this very well. Why is it always skill and luck? I didn't think we were using FE1's system. Oh wait, stuff exists in the desert. Not good! Well, that was disappointing. Isn't he meant to be ultra evil? Whoo! I am the ghost of awful planning! Ephraim has a really bad way of saying yes. Poor Seth, he thought Eirika would talk to him first. Perhaps benching all the mages was a bad idea... this might take a while. Stolen! Those eyes! Don't fall for it Amelia! But make sure Lightli doesn't get you either! Don't do it! Curses! Don't they teach sex ed. in Grado? I'm sure Gheb did! And Franz shows he has no standards. Surely you could tell after he sent the third wave of men to their doom! At least Gheb didn't pretend to be nice about it! Unfortunately, it was a onesie. Wait! Amelia's description was right! I don't care that this took 4 turns to get, it was worth it! Like how Ephraim got naked. I'm sure all three of you would like that. Since we killed most of Grado. Isn't that wonderful! He's always going around trying to take over the world. Darn tootin', Barbie! She ain't no lady! Vanessa and Forde go help out Eirika. The others take on the dragons! However, Calleach is tougher than I expected so I have to wait until Garcia got there to kill him. Colm got some cool stuff! Innes held out well, but we're not using him, because he's a jerk. 19/180 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Rank Supports Ephraim 20/-- -- 35 16 18 18 16 12 07 -- LA -- -- L'Arachel B Eirika 16/-- 41 28 09 18 17 14 09 08 SB -- -- -- Seth C Seth XX/11 30 38 19 17 17 15 12 12 SA LS -- -- Eirika C Forde 19/01 92 37 15 13 17 12 13 09 SA LB -- -- Vanessa C Franz 15/09 43 41 18 13 19 12 17 07 SC LB AA -- Amelia C Van 20/01 70 35 14 17 22 11 13 16 -- LA -- -- Forde C Moldy 15/-- 54 29 10 07 14 05 04 08 -- -- -- SA Garcia 18/03 44 42 20 15 10 11 12 05 -- -- AA BE Colm 13/-- 65 24 07 10 19 13 07 02 SC -- -- -- Amelia 11/-- 42 87 12 13 12 17 10 08 SE LC -- -- Franz C Cormag 17/-- 75 37 17 10 16 06 12 03 -- LA -- -- Rachel 07/-- 65 22 09 08 12 15 06 09 -- -- -- SB Ephraim B Innes and Saleh are benched! Curse Chart Ephraim : 6 Seth: 5 Garcia: 4 Eirika : 3 Amelia: 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Imageshack: 1 Selena: 1 Eclipse: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Why would you bench saleh, you evil evil man. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Garcia kills Caellach with an iron bow. Worth 4 turns. Now, I've gotta have Lott kill Narshen with a bow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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