Esaka Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 (edited) Oh yeah, I love Smash bros, but there are some terrible choices, so yeah, I'll give you my two cents on who I think should be cut Mario: Now, some of you may be surprised, as Mario is an icon to both Nintendo and Gaming as a whole, but Mario isn't needed for this crossover. His moveset potential is low. Also Capcom has proven that you can take out mascots and icons in crossover games and no one will complain. Literally no one complained when MegaMan wasn't in Marvel 3, because being an icon definetely isn't enough, he has to have moveset potential, like Phoenix Wright. Luigi: Everyone wants Waluigi, but Luigi already has a Waluigi alt, so we must get rid of Luigi because since Waluigi is 100% going to be in this game, having a Waluigi alt would be confusing since Waluigi WILL be playable. Bowser: Bowser is a major villain for the entire series of Mario, however, he is boring and has no ambition outside of stealing princesses for ransom. Gamers have grown tired of this in every game, including Mario Sluggers, BiS, Guilty Gear, and Yoshi's story. Also, I have Mario Kart 7 and no one uses Bowser, they use Metal Mario and Shy-Guy. Therfor they are more deserving reps, because of go carts. Peach: She can't fite, well she has fought, but she can't, since anything other then platformers isn't canon. This is 100% legit since Mario games focus largely on both emotional depth and strong storytelling. Donkey Kong: DK is a wimp, he keeps getting kidnapped in his own series!!!! As such, he isn't strong enough to fight, plus since King K Roll (KKR + Roll) will be in this game, Donkey Kong will just explode when both are on the screen Diddy Kong: Dixie Kong is waaaaaay better, because I'm a super furry. Yoshi: Yoshi just spends time as a packmule, he's always carrying stuff. In Smash bros Yoshi is not doing so, therfor Yoshi is far past source material and is an insult to Yoshi fans since he isn't 100% accurate. This is what most hardcore gamers complain about so it must be true Link: He is old and crusty, we need to replace him with someone new and fresh, like Link. Zelda: Link killed her after the events of SS due to too much cliff pushing. Now there are many other Zeldas, but then again, there are many more STFUs too. Gdorf: Unlike Ghirahim, Ganondorf just isn't Fabulous. Since this game is HD, only the most fabulous of them all can be here, if Ganondorf is in... I'll be FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH HERPES! Toon Link: ZOMG 2 LINKS! THERE SHOULD NEVER BE 2 OF THE SAME CHARACTER!!!ALTERNATIVE MOVESET POTENTIAL? WHAT'S THAT? I NEVER HEARD OF IT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1one! Samus: She got back in the Kitchen Pit: Many people want to see Dark Pit in this game, because he's edgey and he's also the star of the best 3DS RPG at the moment. As such, Pit will be cut because the evil counterpart is far more vital for the series. Dark Pit has no moveset potential of his own and as such will just take Pits. IT'S FREAKING GENIUSSSSSs Ice Climbers: Two characters at once? That's a super gimmick! Plus they only have one game. It's insulting when people like these are only in due to moveset potential, they have to be in 1000 games before they deserve to be in this epic crossover! Like Shulk :3 R.O.B.: He didn't debut in a video game, he broke the first rule of the series. But he already was playable! *explodes* Kirby: Kirby always has a hat gimmick, but as Capcom has proven, stuff like this, motercycles, etc, cost too much RAM, don't worry, he'll be in the 3 month later rerelease, along with MegaMan Meta Knight: Meta Knight is super broken, the only solution is to get rid of him, we can't have little pieces of Meta Knight all across the stage can we? King DDD: DDD's main roll was to be a villain rep. But since Brawl, DDD has been more of a hero then a villain. As such, he serves no purpose in the games anymore. Because the only reason I want him is because we need more baddies, iconicness and popularity have nothing to do with it. Olimar: Up to 7 models for one character? Oh god the RAM. If this were Capcom, he's be soooooooooooooo out. (for more Street Fighter and Resident Evil) Fox: I hate Furries Wolf: I <i>Really</i> hate furries Falco: He's not a furry... I guess he's a feather? Whatever that's not the reason. Falco joined Smash 4 with lotsa bread. But everyone kept putting their hands on it. Falco is angry and as such will have no part in this game. Pikachu: Gen 1 designs are dumb! What is Pikachu even supposed to be! He should be more like Vanillish, I know exactly what he is supposed to be. Pokemon Trainer: He's a cheater, if he doesn't fight then we can't beat him, he's like an auto game breaker Jigglypuff: Not iconic enough, seriously, it's disgusting how irrelevant she is. Lucario: Not Mewtwo, any pokemon that aren't Gen 1 aren't worth my time. Marth: Are Marth and Roy in this game? Sadly no. But to compensate we have a newcomer who looks like Marth but has a mask and looks somewhat thinner due to a different designer. He's obviously female Ike: To be replaced by Krom since the Smash cycle is 100% legit. Ness: Because Reggie knew what he was talking about Lucas: Because Mother 3 would really have been better as a book. Mr. Game and Watch: 2D in a 3D game! No one supports anyone like that, especially not some character who is a paper version of Mario! Sonic: Shadow is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler. Snake: He smokes, this is completely against Nintendo's kid friendly approach, as proven with games like Metroid, Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War and Thracia 776. He's just too adult. Don't worry, Konami will be putting in the far more popular and iconic character. This guy: http://www.vgmuseum.com/mrp/CVPics7/capn-image2.jpg So yeah, just to assure to all, everyone who was important stayed. The list is bellow Stays: Captain Falcon That's about right. Edited April 15, 2012 by Esaka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I stopped at Zelda, having not played SS yet........ can not unread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 It took me until Bowser to realize how much you're joking, the internet has ruined me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Sonic: Shadow is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler. /flips table Knuckles is better than both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 You should never remove anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Not even Nintendogs? Nintendogs is like the evil twin of Mr Resetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 AT are okay but you should never remove playable characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Troll harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 Troll harder. I dunno man, I was pretty hard when I made this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 (edited) Okaaaaay... I was pretty high when I made this. Fixed. Edited April 15, 2012 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Cut them all, play a 東方/Skullgirls crossover instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I stopped reading at 'Mario'. Do I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I found it amusing, but I stopped reading after he said Phoenix Wright had more potential for a moveset than [insert name here]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I'd cut Aleph. With a knife. A butter knife. Plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I didn't want to be in your shitty gayme anyqueer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I dunno man, I was pretty hard when I made this. ok sorry 8[ You did well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 it took me until phoenix wright to get it i am terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Stopped at Dedede, I knew it was a joke, but seriously man, Dedede's never been a villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Well, there was the first game, but that's not exactly the most memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Dedede was actually a little tough in Kirby's Dreamland 2, even if he wasn't the main villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I stopped taking it seriously when I saw there was a huuuuuuuuge list. But I didn't stop reading XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 (edited) how dare you suggest that lucas and ness leave gurl I will beat some ass MMMHMMM Edited April 16, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 how dare you suggest that lucas and ness leave gurl I will beat some ass MMMHMMM Sorry, not a shotacon. Pedophilia FTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Lucas: Because Mother 3 would really have been better as a book. zomg a book worth reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prims Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Ness: Because Reggie knew what he was talking about up until now also, i would cut captain falcon just to have pichu back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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