Junkhead Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 AMBER ALERT AMBER ALERT TROPER SPOTTED BRING OUT THE FRESH WATER AND THE DEODORANT, WEAR YOUR GAS MASKS AND AIR FRESHENERS AT ALL TIMES HERD THE NECKBEARD INTO THE LAKE Where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 AMBER ALERT AMBER ALERT TROPER SPOTTED BRING OUT THE FRESH WATER AND THE DEODORANT, WEAR YOUR GAS MASKS AND AIR FRESHENERS AT ALL TIMES HERD THE NECKBEARD INTO THE LAKE Furet, I wouldn't worry. I'm pretty sure he was just referring to surprise sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 ...can you still have children? I'm so glad i've never been really hit in the balls. Assuming there's a dumbass girl out there that thinks I'm worthy to have their children, yes I'll be fine haha. And golf in P.E? wut I was thinking the exact same thing. I would have much rather played golf than pickleball or speedball or whatever stupid made up games we played in PE. Except I love badminton haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Soul how many times do I have to tell you to shut the fuck up You are so fucking stupid Of course normal men don't go around and force people to fuck them This is called subjectivity. After taking a class on freak shows last term and a self-conflict spanning a few years or so, this has actually become one of my berserk buttons. 'Normal' is a horribly skewed term and there are so many different definitions for it that I flip my shit when people attempt to use it objectively. This isn't serious discussion and I hate debating and I love you Lumi <3 so I'm ending this here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 This thread is all kinds of stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 This thread is silly. I want to hijack it with kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 This thread is silly. I want to hijack it with kittens Hakutaku are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Look at your fucking subjectivity bullshit go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Look at your fucking subjectivity bullshit go away It is the way of the wurby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thor Odinson Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) Well I'm a mathematician and could care less about social theory and whatever the fuck Numbers are the only things that matter need more bunnies Edited April 18, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 and kirby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Original Alear Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) Yay bunny <3 ... can I make that into calamari Edited April 18, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 ... can I make that into calamari How can eat that cutie pie while it's looking at you with those eyes? Actually, I already know the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Yay bunny <3 ... can I make that into calamari I dunno...calamari might be "officially" exclusive to squid... But, I'm not going to stop you from eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I can make it into almost calamari then Fry fry fry~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 "don't even think about it, bub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 but it looks so derishush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 A lacrosse ball hit me in the special area when I wasn't wearing a cup... point blank. You too? Also, this thread is hilarious. Also, I like the Octopus, it is cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 "don't even think about it, bub" Avast! Blimey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 i've landed on my thighs and testes straddling the back of a bench don't ask how it happened. i had a nasty hematoma on the inside of my thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Sevvie-poo. . . My favorite sea animal is an octopus~! Anyway. . .while men and women may have different junk in the soft parts, both sexes have a pubic bone. I ran into a badly-positioned coffee table when I was 10 or so. That hurt worse than any punch to the boobs I've encountered (though it wasn't quite as bad as my cramps). . .I'll shut up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 you know what really hurts? (at least from my perspective) Well, from what I remember before I started shaving is that getting your pubic hair pulled in any way hurts so terribly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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