Esme Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Some guy once tried to push his boner down so hard, it made a strange popping sound. true story That made me cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Personally I think anybody trying to prove definitively that "my pain is worse than your pain" is on a fool's errand, perhaps even before situational specifics are taken into account. Pain is pain, and usually deserves sympathy. Fortunately for me, I have never been the victim of a true jimmy shot. I think I once blocked a soccer ball with my thighs somehow (??), though, which looked enough like one that people stopped to see if I was ok, though. You lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Please don't hurt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Some guy once tried to push his boner down so hard, it made a strange popping sound. true story You know a thing? I've done that. Repeatedly. It sucks, but it really sounds worse than it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I hope you mean "repeatedly" as in more than once in your lifetime, and not "multiple times in succession" 8{ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I'd only kick a man there if he was a rapist or something. No normal man should ever be subject to that :< You mean rapists aren't "normal" men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzz94 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Two years ago I kicked my friend in the nuts, he passed out on some random person's front lawn for 20 minutes and laid there in pain for another 40 after, until someone got ice for him to get up. He walked home, puked in his toilet and went to bed and when he woke up they still hurt. So ladies, you breast pain aint got shit on a kick to the nuts, and as for child birth, the pain goes away once it's done. I think men win this argument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Two years ago I kicked my friend in the nuts, he passed out on some random person's front lawn for 20 minutes and laid there in pain for another 40 after, until someone got ice for him to get up. He walked home, puked in his toilet and went to bed and when he woke up they still hurt. So ladies, you breast pain aint got shit on a kick to the nuts, and as for child birth, the pain goes away once it's done. I think men win this argument Dude, childbirth might not usually lead to lasting pain, but it commonly forever changes the body. I would quit while you're level. You mean rapists aren't "normal" men? I am at least 70% confident in asserting that normal men aren't rapists, yes Edited April 17, 2012 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) You mean rapists aren't "normal" men? Soul how many times do I have to tell you to shut the fuck up You are so fucking stupid Of course normal men don't go around and force people to fuck them And then again, there's period cramps. I'm not talking about it in comparison to getting kicked in the balls since they're two totally different things, but it's a pretty shitty thing most of us deal with. It can get pretty intense at times and ends up popping off on and off for weeks. Or if you're like me, anytime from one week before to one week after my period is all fair game. So let's just leave it at getting kicked in the balls hurts like fuck and childbirth hurts like fuck and there's a lot more other things that hurts like fuck. Nobody wins. Edited April 17, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I guess I did go a bit beyond the horizon with that. .-. I apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Bad Soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 A lacrosse ball hit me in the special area when I wasn't wearing a cup... point blank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) I have never received damage to my balls, and I would like to keep it that way. So I guess I better not try to rape Lumi Edit: or any woman for that matter since they could all kick my ass without resorting to the balls thing Edited April 17, 2012 by R-1 X Valhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 o u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 so once i was playing golf in PE during 8th grade my friend next to me swing and got me in the balls Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 I was playing a pick up of game of baseball with my brothers and some friends. I was the catcher, but since we didn't have any gear I was unprotected. My brother swung the bat and hit the ball, but as he was running he flung the bat at me. Hit me straight in the balls. Aluminum hurts haha. Also had a girl kick me in the balls in high school. I probably deserved it, but I honestly don't remember what I did to aggravate her. Also had a grounder hit me in the groin in baseball. I managed to still throw the runner out, but afterwards I needed a moment to get myself together. And last, but not least, in a pick up soccer game with "the adults" back when I was maybe 16, I was on defense and blocked a shot that hit me in the nuts. That one probably hurt the most seeing as I fell flat on the floor and felt lightheaded for a little while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 So this man was drunk and tried to rape a raccoon... and got his balls bitten off... ...and he only has himself to blame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I was playing a pick up of game of baseball with my brothers and some friends. I was the catcher, but since we didn't have any gear I was unprotected. My brother swung the bat and hit the ball, but as he was running he flung the bat at me. Hit me straight in the balls. Aluminum hurts haha. Also had a girl kick me in the balls in high school. I probably deserved it, but I honestly don't remember what I did to aggravate her. Also had a grounder hit me in the groin in baseball. I managed to still throw the runner out, but afterwards I needed a moment to get myself together. And last, but not least, in a pick up soccer game with "the adults" back when I was maybe 16, I was on defense and blocked a shot that hit me in the nuts. That one probably hurt the most seeing as I fell flat on the floor and felt lightheaded for a little while. ...can you still have children? I'm so glad i've never been really hit in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Please don't hurt me i would never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 So this man was drunk and tried to rape a raccoon... and got his balls bitten off... ...and he only has himself to blame! He got his dick bitten off, not his balls. Huge difference there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 You mean rapists aren't "normal" men? AMBER ALERT AMBER ALERT TROPER SPOTTED BRING OUT THE FRESH WATER AND THE DEODORANT, WEAR YOUR GAS MASKS AND AIR FRESHENERS AT ALL TIMES HERD THE NECKBEARD INTO THE LAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Going to reaffirm it: getting clipped in the nads by a ball used for a sport like competition drops me instantly and I don't get up for a while; not sooner than any of you, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 He got his dick bitten off, not his balls. Huge difference there. loooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) so once i was playing golf in PE during 8th grade my friend next to me swing and got me in the balls Lol That's not funny at all. And golf in P.E? wut Edited April 18, 2012 by The Leaving Song II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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