Hawk King Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 "Hey, can I hook you up with my 17 yr old daughter?" 2 different women have asked me this before (one of which I had just met that day!). I really wasn't sure how to respond either time. I think thats a compliment, right? Oh and im 22 btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryz Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Oh yeah, I remember another. I once needed a blood test and the middle-age nurse was like, "You have nice veins". She probably was a vampire. He was definitely propositioning you. How could you be so sure? ... Ah ha! So it was YOU in the stall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Somehow that reminds me of nurse who said I have the exact same smug look on my face than her ex. I suppose that is a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I get told I have beautiful eyes a lot. Even from guys... :/ I get that one a lot as well. Also get the nice eyelashes compliment from girls. Also get the nice smile/perfect teeth compliment. The weirdest one is when I was at the beach with a friend and he told me I had a "perfectly shaped head". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewjeo Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I've been told it's really fun to punch me before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 "I wish I had child bearing hips like yours!" From more girls than I can count I'm a married dad, but thanks anyway :/ Wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Hey, Rehab, I thought your W didn't work. It doesn't, but I've found ways to compensate. My German typing accent should be gone for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonite Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I got hit on and felt up by an old man at a gay bar. That's what I get for being such a slut :( Old men hit on everyone. Even I was hit on by them on MySpace. I guess the weirdest complement I got was when I was riding the bus to school back in high school, and turned around to my then-best-friend staring at my legs. I gave a look and then his eyes met with mine and he said "You have nice thighs." and then I just said "Thanks?" He's supposedly striaght though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 How could you be so sure? ... Ah ha! So it was YOU in the stall! Oh shit he's on to me... I guess the weirdest complement I got was when I was riding the bus to school back in high school, and turned around to my then-best-friend staring at my legs. I gave a look and then his eyes met with mine and he said "You have nice thighs." and then I just said "Thanks?" He's supposedly striaght though... He was definitely propositioning you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I've been told that I'm scary looking in a good way several times. I was waiting at lunch at school one time and these two girls behind me were talking about how nice my hair was and that they wanted to touch it(hell yea!), I've also been told that my eyes are "creepily beautiful" or something like that multiple times.(They're like blue-ish green) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "I wish I had child bearing hips like yours!" From more girls than I can count I'm a married dad, but thanks anyway :/ Wait, what? Well, you know... "Your feet are so small, it's adorable." what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 One of the most attractive girls in high school called me a hot nerd. I've been told I look like a Greek god too. Um, some people tell me I look 17 or 18. Btw I turn 24 in like three months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonite Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 He was definitely propositioning you. Maybe if he was on bottom. Maybe. One of the most attractive girls in high school called me a hot nerd. I've been told I look like a Greek god too. Um, some people tell me I look 17 or 18. Btw I turn 24 in like three months. I didn't know Greek gods looked super young... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Maybe if he was on bottom. Maybe. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quirino Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Yeah, I have also had the young-looking thing. I'm going to university in 4 months, so I guess I'll get some weird stares once again ^^' I'm starting to get used to this, a few years ago I was really offended when someone mentioned it. And also the eyelashes, my mother and sister both said they were jealous of my lashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 An asian girl once said my brother's sweat smelled nice (I was there at the time). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorena Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I saw some guy sick on the side of the hill next to my dorm. I gave him my pizza and he said, "get the **** out of here". And he proceed to eat the pizza. The most bizarre way of saying, "Thank you for feeding me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroMaster47 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I got told at school today that "the way I say "shit" is cute", and I also get a lot of compliments for my eyes, which I believe are blu-ish-green-ish-yellow-ish in colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I get this. "You have alot of hidden potential, waiting to be released." From almost every teacher or mentor figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I get this. "You have alot of hidden potential, waiting to be released." From almost every teacher or mentor figure. i think that means you are lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Mate Bob Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 At the International school I'm attending in Tokyo, everybody including students and teachers tell me I have pretty eyes. The reason why this is weird is that this is how everyone starts up a conversation with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 At the International school I'm attending in Tokyo, everybody including students and teachers tell me I have pretty eyes. The reason why this is weird is that this is how everyone starts up a conversation with me. this must lead to strange conversations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I get this. "You have alot of hidden potential, waiting to be released." From almost every teacher or mentor figure. Yeah, I've gotten this from teachers too. It means they think you're lazy/not trying... It's not a compliment, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I was groped and then told I looked cute by a plainly drunk woman at work a few weeks ago. Now if only I could figure out the secret technique to getting sober chicks to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 I was groped and then told I looked cute by a plainly drunk woman at work a few weeks ago. Now if only I could figure out the secret technique to getting sober chicks to do that. You just slip some of my secret recipe in their drinks and then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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