DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) - Main Lord (Hector) replaced with Dorcas - Dorcas' class changed to Dork-Ass - 2nd tier class: Bishōjo Senshi Sailor - Dorcas' growths changed to 100% in each stat and 0% speed. Who needs speed anyway - Dorcas' Prf weapon changed into "Wife-slayer". Super effective against Female units - Serra replaced with Dorcas' wife - Vulneraries replaced with Poisoned Muttons Edited November 23, 2012 by DarkBladeSeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Discuss Edited November 23, 2012 by DarkBladeSeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 It's FftF. Nobody here cares about double posts. Not even mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I was the dorcas fanboy here. Move over.........now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I was the dorcas fanboy here. Move over.........now. no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 no I DO NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHO TAKE MY AXEMEN. EN GUARDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) My Dorcas gained 2 speed points during my latest LHM run I'm the new DBFE (Dorcas' Best Fanboy Ever) now Edited November 23, 2012 by DarkBladeSeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I just realized - 2nd tier class: Bishōjo Senshi Sailor yeszzz. His growths should be kept the same though for MANRYNESS. I DO NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHO TAKE MY AXEMEN. EN GUARDE! YOU FOOR. YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. Actually I don't feel random enough for this right now. I blame being hungry. *walks away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 There needs to be a few chapters with Dorcas traveling with the Taliver bandits (was it them? I might be wrong) and raiding villages. Later, Dorcas betrays them and they become the Black Fang of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) The final boss is Wallace, who slays them before Dorcas Edited November 23, 2012 by DarkBladeSeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 But Wallace is a giant among us the game will be unbeatable :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Dorcas will have to use the "Silver Axe Wife Slayer" attack to land the final blow, or else Wallace will regenerate his Hp using his Bald head as a Catalyst Edited November 23, 2012 by DarkBladeSeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 A triangle attack that Dorcas can perform with Bartre the Brave and Geitz the Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Give it a better name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Ok, time to write some script, because bitches love script Chapter 1 - Dorcas begins Dorcas' wife breaks her arm while working in Dorcas' manly Kitchen. Dorcas decides to join the bandits in order to get some money to buy a better wife. He kills a random peasant to show his worth to the bandits (The random peasant is Lucius' father, but this is a spoiler, so forget it) The boss of this chapter is a villager who founds an iron spear. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 2 - Raid in the night FOW chapter. Dorcas enters Bulgar with some of his new friends, and he must Raid all the Houses without getting caught by the guards. Actually the chapter is not lost if the guards spot him, but the boss is really tough The (optional) boss of this chapter is Eagler, with his trusty Javelin. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 3 - A manly man from the mountains Dorcas' gang (Yes, he takes the place of the boss in-between chapters) meets a very powerful foe, who wants to test his might The boss of this chapter is Barte the Brave, a mercenary wielding a powerful Lancereaver. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 4 - Wife Slayer Dorcas attacks Lyn' gang, only to discover that they are defending his wife. He decides to PWN his former friends, using her wife as a weapon The boss of this chapter is his former vice-captain, a hero wielding a Silver sword. Too bad his Sword Rank is B Dorcas Obtains the "Wife Slayer", his Prf weapon, after this chapter. His wife bought it from a creepy merchant named Merlinus. He kept calling the axe "Wolf Beil", but she didn't pay him attention Chapter 5 - The debts must be paid Dorcas helps Lyn defeating an old fart named Lundgren. The boss is Lundgren, who wields a powerful Silver Lance. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman After raiding his castle, Dorcas finds a strange object, the Lunar Scepter. From now on, Dorcas can use it to promote from "Dork-ass" to "Bishōjo Senshi Sailor" This ends the Prologue. Feedback? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Is this for real...? Dear God, please tell me it isn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 An actual script what. I think somebody sud stop while they're ahead. Because Cam will obviously make his epic reskin hack. wait who is Cam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 An actual script what. I think somebody sud stop while they're ahead. Because Cam will obviously make his epic reskin hack. wait who is Cam. Actually, I bashed my head on the keyboard and that post came out. Might be destiny What is my destiny Dorcas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 He's telling you to stop. Like, right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 would play 100/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My The English Language hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My The English Language hurts. It's already a broken mess of a language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 'Broken mess' it may be, but it's probably the best language for expression in the world. Granted, one would hope that advantage would come without all the 'rules' that are wrong more than half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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