shadowofchaos Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 so I'm jealous that you have the not-best sig? Because you have twincest in yours. Implied at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Wait I'm not saying I liked my sig most though D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Unfortunately, I had to look up the word "prehensile." "The quality of an organ that has adapted for grasping or holding." And there's a picture of a monkey wrapping its tail around a tree. --Is that even possible? I don't think most women have control over the labia like that. X) They're not really...a muscle. More like...a flap of skin...like the foreskin. This convo. Shh evolution shall find a way. >____> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 This is why genetic engineering is so important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Those are some big hands. You know what they say about a woman with big hands. ??? They say she can hold larger objects Duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 My objects are pretty large Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 They say she can hold larger objects Duh I think its fair enough to say that all women with big hands are lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulina Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Shh evolution shall find a way. >____> But the vagina can. That's what them Kegels are for. This convo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 They say she can hold larger objects Duh Like tea cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 This is like that other thread I missed, except I am not missing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 I slept through this thank god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Dammit, now all I can think about are professional championships for lifting shit with vaginal muscles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Dammit, now all I can think about are professional championships for lifting shit with vaginal muscles Why not opening beer bottles the fastest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Dammit, now all I can think about are professional championships for lifting shit with vaginal muscles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) Why not opening beer bottles the fastest? root beer and I'm good alcohol is nasty you can open my bottle any time Edited April 4, 2013 by Solais Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've heard that you can get insanely drunk almost instantaneously by consuming alcohol from the anus, because it goes directly to the bloodstream. I wonder for women, if they could... [spoiler=I have like a million of these.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've heard that you can get insanely drunk almost instantaneously by consuming alcohol from the anus, because it goes directly to the bloodstream. I wonder for women, if they could... [spoiler=I have like a million of these.] 1. Open beer bottle. 2. Give to male patrons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) I'd drink it. Edit: And how the fuck do all of my topics turn into something sexual. I blame you, Hexpotato. Edited April 4, 2013 by Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 In our local high school, there girls got suspended for soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them during school hours. Same affect as the back door from what I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) i would say "what the fuck did I just read" but then I realize i've talked about weirder/on-par shit before so Edited April 4, 2013 by Manix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Edit: And how the fuck do all of my topics turn into something sexual. I blame you, Hexpotato. SF. Far from the Forest. And a bunch of bored adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 Well the word "tits" was in the first post, so I suppose I asked for it. All these hormones flying around, people need some loving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) In our local high school, there girls got suspended for soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them during school hours. Same affect as the back door from what I know wow Edited April 4, 2013 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 In our local high school, there girls got suspended for soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them during school hours. Same affect as the back door from what I know AHAHAHAHA XD Wait, how did they discover that the source of their inebriation was a tampon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 Yeah I heard about that. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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