Gold Vanguard Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've heard that you can get insanely drunk almost instantaneously by consuming alcohol from the anus, because it goes directly to the bloodstream. I wonder for women, if they could... [spoiler=I have like a million of these.] Why would someone want to pour beer in there anus?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Why would someone want to pour beer in there anus?!? Because the alcohol enters the bloodstream instantly. And also because some people like loading things in the exit bay I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Because the alcohol enters the bloodstream instantly. And also because some people like loading things in the exit bay I guess You kids these days finding new ways to get drunk. Back in my days we poured it down one hole, our mouths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm fairly certain people have been pouring liquor in their asses longer than you've existed. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 You kids these days finding new ways to get drunk. Back in my days we poured it down one hole, our mouths. Truly the debauchery of this generation knows no bounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'm fairly certain people have been pouring liquor in their asses longer than you've existed. >_> Now I imaging this scene in my head.... oh why I did that? Now i'm scared for life, please continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Truly the debauchery of this generation knows no bounds yeah the generation he's talking about is probably one year younger than him lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 yeah the generation he's talking about is probably one year younger than him lol Wait he was born in 1998. He's only fifteen. ._____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Now I imaging this scene in my head.... oh why I did that? Now i'm scared for life, please continue. Two words: Darwin Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Wait he was born in 1998. He's only fifteen. ._____. Either us humans have found out a way to reproduce within a year of birth or he's secretly a paedophile wanting to pick on the minors on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 wow My favourite part of this post is that it was edited, so it was like he had something to say and just couldn't handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulina Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 All these hormones flying around, people need some loving. Every one of Esau's posts ever. Although I'm totally an enabler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Why am I getting blamed for this shit anyway? You started it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Every one of Esau's posts ever. Although I'm totally an enabler. >________________________________________________________________________> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Get a room you three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Oh hush eclipse, we know you are holding the camera in the closet of the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Light Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I've seen hotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Get a room you three. Who needs a room when the world is your love hotel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 [17:26] <Balcerzak> clearly I need to own an apartment complex [17:26] <Balcerzak> and rent out rooms to sf pairs (and occasional trios) relevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 [17:26] <Balcerzak> clearly I need to own an apartment complex [17:26] <Balcerzak> and rent out rooms to sf pairs (and occasional trios) relevant Suddenly Tents everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Oh hush eclipse, we know you are holding the camera in the closet of the room Pfft. I have better things to do with my time. like test out my hidden cameras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulina Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Get a room you three. But all the stuttering and nosebleeds make me think of him as a pure little schoolboy. Edited April 5, 2013 by Paulina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 This is when I sneak into eclipse's control room and sit on her lap, admiring all the screens and gaily, rhetorically asking "whatch DOOOOOIN'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Get a room you three. But Paulina's already in another trio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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