Makaze Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 These questions are more inane by the day. Not worth answering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djeets Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 suicide and become one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 The concept of a zombie apocalypse is silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 become a hero and kill them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 become a hero and kill them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) i already live in the boonies and own guns, so life would be pretty much per normal because no zombies would come out here anyway EDIT: not to mention half my neighbors are loaded for bear so yeah Edited October 7, 2013 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 grab an axe in the shed because melee > guns amirite hoard ALL of the PEELZ paint some sort of message on the roof for potential rescuers barricade the doors always have a first aid kit and a Molotov that kind of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 These questions are more inane by the day. Not worth answering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Not happening so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewjeo Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) I would convert to Mormonism and hide out with them in the mountains forever. Or Edited October 7, 2013 by Rewjeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I guess I'll kill them if they show up. I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I'd push other people in front of them. That way, they'd eat them instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 It depends on what type of zombies we're talking about. If it's just the normal type, as in, literally just the dead reanimated, I'd do... nothing. Any zombie over here would just dried up and mummify in the heat, or contract and paralyze in the cold. Or be eaten by maggots and/or wild dogs. Or anything else I'm missing out on. Now, if it were any other type of zombies... well, I suppose I'd be doomed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Hope we have a chainsaw perhaps~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Cero Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Become a zombie. Eat all the brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) Go live out at sea, I figure zombies can't swim well. If it hasn't spread to Hawaii, then there would be my destination. (Honestly, why doesn't anyone else think about this) Edited October 7, 2013 by Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 NO INTERNET AT SEA I WILL FIGHT FOR MY INTERNETS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I would rely on reality to make it impossible because I don't see any possibility of a zombie apocalypse being able to start somewhere and overwhelm humanity in any capacity. If they can, I'm screwed. Unless I'm secretly the main character of some zombie movie, in which case I leverage my protagonist immortality to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Yes I would rely on reality to make it impossible because I don't see any possibility of a zombie apocalypse being able to start somewhere and overwhelm humanity in any capacity. If they can, I'm screwed. Unless I'm secretly the main character of some zombie movie, in which case I leverage my protagonist immortality to win. Yes, but chances are you are not the main character but an opposing faction against the protagonist of crazed humans ripe for a lesson on the ravages on the human psyche. I will find the protagonist and convince him I learned the error of my ways. I find him based on whoever group has the highest body count trail and most attractive male and female in the group who has sexual tension too. If I do this method I will have a 70% chance of survival though. since there is a good chance of offing evil turned good characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayward Winds Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Go live out at sea, I figure zombies can't swim well. If it hasn't spread to Hawaii, then there would be my destination. (Honestly, why doesn't anyone else think about this) Watch out for the 'World War Z' brand then! Those have a nasty habit of drifting around on the sea currents until they hit land, reanimate and start looking for food. At least, that's what the Zombie survival guide tells me. So, in my case I'm stowing away on the next rocket out of here. So long suckers! These questions are more inane by the day.Not worth answering. ...Man, the fun police are in town... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 ...Man, the fun police are in town... I know right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I wouldn't. I'd kill myself before it got too bad. Then I'd laugh at all of you from either Heaven or Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I guess I'll kill them if they show up. I dunno. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 i already live in the boonies and own guns, so life would be pretty much per normal because no zombies would come out here anyway EDIT: not to mention half my neighbors are loaded for bear so yeah Pretty sure your neighbors don't get a couple thousand roaming bears on their lawn as a regular occurrence. Even in a state like Wyoming which has half a million people, if even a single percent of those are randomly wandering in your direction you're going to be dealing with five thousand zeds. YOU MUST BUILD GUN EMPLACEMENTS WITH THE QUICKLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Burt from tremors, he knows how shit goes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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